<body><div><figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=3z3rM8_0vxbe4DJ00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=3z3rM8_0vxbe4DJ00" width="980" height="653" ><figcaption>Steve Shannon</figcaption></figure>Ah, fall in the Midwest—the season of cozy sweaters, pumpkin patches, and delightful outdoor activities. That is, until you're ambushed by swarms of biting Pirate Bugs, the tiny terrorizers that turn your autumn bliss into a battle for survival.<figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=4auO3v_0vxbe4DJ00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=4auO3v_0vxbe4DJ00" width="1600" height="1067" ><figcaption>Tomasz Klejdysz</figcaption></figure>[Cue suspenseful 'movie trailer-like' music]<blockquote>(deep-voiced guy) In a world where fall was once peaceful and full of pumpkin spice…They arrived. Meet the Pirate Bug: a villain so small yet so ruthless, it makes mosquitoes look like amateurs. These tiny assassins pierce through your skin with the accuracy of a seasoned sniper, leaving nothing but irritation and rage in its wake. It doesn't care about your cozy sweaters or your outdoor bonfire plans. Oh no. It lives for the chase, thriving in the cool autumn air as it terrorizes every innocent Midwesterner who dares to step outside. This fall... it’s not just the leaves falling, it's your will to survive.</blockquote>Ah, Fall in the Midwest: Pumpkins, Sweaters, and Pirate BugsYes, fall is here, and with it comes pumpkin spice everything, cozy bonfires, and the real star of the season: Minute Pirate Bugs. Or, as the Facebook page <a href="https://www.facebook.com/midwestvseverybody?__cft__[0]=AZV2HeZ_s18sgBHNKNZdisk1OOdZHGSp6hTWtSVIQkk59p6v0dW7FFZAduoPBD2V2s_pFUE7rWPlSfDqfdyRhYuKeeSbu1DFTW6ew1YSVj74Z-MRUvADdF_56MxpdsmEZRzKLkSHZvx7Xk4Gu6wXBJDECMGozUqN--1UotIVlh47jw&amp;__tn__=-UC%2CP-R">Midwest vs. Everybody</a> likes to call them, "The Little Black Bugs from Hell." Oh, joy!You know that serene moment when you're sipping your overpriced fall-themed latte, breathing in that crisp autumn air? Yeah, that’s when one of these microscopic demons lands on your arm and decides to pierce your skin just to remind you who’s really in charge around here. Nature? No, it’s these tiny, stabbing monsters that laugh in the face of bug spray.These “harmless” bugs that do bite (despite what <a href="https://www.google.com/search?gs_ssp=eJzj4tTP1TdIsyjKyzZg9OIuyCxKLElVSCpNLwYAW7gH1A&amp;q=pirate+bugs&amp;rlz=1C5CHFA_enUS844US845&amp;oq=pirate+&amp;gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUqEwgBEC4YgwEYkQIYsQMYgAQYigUyBggAEEUYOTITCAEQLhiDARiRAhixAxiABBiKBTIKCAIQABixAxiABDISCAMQABhDGIMBGLEDGIAEGIoFMg0IBBAAGIMBGLEDGIAEMgwIBRAAGEMYgAQYigUyDQgGEAAYkQIYgAQYigUyDQgHEAAYgwEYsQMYgAQyBwgIEAAYjwIyBwgJEAAYjwLSAQk0MjUyajBqMTWoAgiwAgE&amp;sourceid=chrome&amp;ie=UTF-8">Google</a> may try to tell you) come at you like they’ve got a personal vendetta against anyone trying to enjoy a nice fall afternoon.Maybe they were pumpkin spice haters in a past life? Or maybe they just see your cozy outdoor vibes and think, "Not today, human!"And don’t even think about trying to swat them away. They’re the ninjas of the insect world—vanishing as soon as you raise your hand, only to reappear somewhere even more annoying, like your eyelid. Good luck enjoying a hayride or a corn maze without one of these black specks attacking every exposed patch of skin.<figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=2mI7CB_0vxbe4DJ00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=2mI7CB_0vxbe4DJ00" width="1600" height="1067" ><figcaption>Canva</figcaption></figure>So, happy fall, Midwest! May your scarves be long, your cider warm, and your patience for these little black bugs infinite. Because no matter how much you love this season, they’re here to remind us that fall in the Midwest isn’t all crunchy leaves and sweater weather—sometimes it’s just a battle between you and the bugs.<h2>Ways To Repel Pirate Bugs</h2><ul><li>Wear dark clothing as pirate bugs are attracted to light colors, so wearing long-sleeved, dark clothing can help keep them away.</li><li>Work outside after dark or on cool, cloudy days can help as pirate bugs are more active on warm, sunny days.</li><li>And lastly, according to this <a href="https://extension.unl.edu/statewide/douglas-sarpy/pdfs/ce/resources/ce-infographic-minute-pirate-bugs-tiny-bugs-big-bite.pdf#:~:text=Wearing%20dark%2C%20long%20sleeved%20clothing%20when%20outdoors,on%20the%20skin%20will%20repel%20pirate%20bugs.">infographic</a> from University of Nebraska Exptension, wearing baby oil on your skin helps repel pirate bugs. Maybe that's why Diddy has so many bottles of it.</li></ul><h2>LOOK: Best scenic drives in Illinois</h2>It's time to hit the road—<a href="https://www.stacker.com/illinois">Stacker</a> compiled a list of the best scenic drives in Illinois using data from Tripadvisor as of March 2024.<h2>Best counties to live in Wisconsin</h2><a href="https://www.stacker.com/wisconsin">Stacker</a> compiled a list of the best counties to live in Wisconsin.</div></body>

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Ah, fall in the Midwest—the season of cozy sweaters, pumpkin patches, and delightful outdoor activities. That is, until you're ambushed by swarms of biting Pirate Bugs, the tiny terrorizers that turn your autumn bliss into a battle for survival. [Cue suspenseful 'movie trailer-like' music]. (deep-voiced guy) In a world...