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Golf Puns: A ‘Hole’ Lot of Laughs
By Emmanuel Desouza,
1 day ago
Golf is a precision sport. As serious as it gets, we will always find a bit of humor in it, like anything else. Next time you hit the links, and you are with your fellow golfers, feel free to have a word play with some of these golf puns. Won’t a little humor can go a long way in making the game even more enjoyable? Happy golfing! Pick up the next man with these puns because it’s 21N.
General Golf Puns
Golfers don’t mind being on the course all day. It’s par for the course.
What’s a golfer’s favorite type of music? Swing!
The golfer’s best advice? Always let your swing do the talking.
Golfers don’t get mad; they just get in the swing of things.
Why did the golfer change his pants? Because he got a hole in one!
What did the golfer say to the ball? You’re driving me crazy!
Why did the golfer bring a spare tire? In case he got a flat on the course.
What do you call a bad golfer? A hack-er.
Why did the golfer bring a ladder to the course? To reach the high tees!
How do golfers stay cool during a game? They wear lots of fans!
Golfers
Golfers have to keep their heads down, their hopes up, and their lingo straight.
The golfer went to the beach and came back with a tan and a lot of sandy shots.
Golfers always find the beach, even on the course.
Why don’t golfers play hide and seek? Because good luck hiding with all that green.
The golfer said his favorite exercise was walking with a purpose – around 18 holes.
When golfers hit a birdie, they always tweet about it.
The golfer’s ace up his sleeve was his ability to putt perfectly under pressure.
Golfers make their best friends on the fairway. It’s where they really hit it off.
What do golfers say when they have a bad day on the course? I’m just having a bogey day.
When golfers make an eagle, they’re flying high all day.
Golf Course
The only rough thing about golf is hitting the ball into the rough.
Why did the golfer bring a snorkel to the course? To find all the lost balls in the water hazard.
Golfers who play in the sand a lot? They’re just getting bunkered down.
Golf courses are where nature and sport tee off together.
The putting green is where golfers find out if they have the right touch.
Golfers and hazards go together like clubs and balls – you can’t have one without the other.
Golfers love a good dogleg – it’s a course with a twist!
Golfers believe in second chances – that’s why they love a good mulligan.
Lifestyle Golf Puns
Golfers believe the best way to start the day is with a good tee-off.
Life is like a golf course – full of ups and downs and unexpected hazards.
When life gets tough, golfers just swing harder.
Golfers know that the journey is just as important as the destination.
Golfers understand that to master the game, you have to putt in the work.
Golfers are always fore getting out on the course.
Living a hole-in-one lifestyle means hitting the mark in every part of life.
Golfers chip away at their challenges one stroke at a time.
Golfers are always in the swing of things, whether on or off the course.
Golfers believe in taking the fairway to success – straight, steady, and true.
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