19 People Who Woke Up One Morning, Made Some Choices, And Immediately Regretted Literally Every Single One Of Them

1. The person who found a secret portal to their living room:

2. The person whose phone would go great with tomato and bacon:

3. The person with the best seats in the house:

4. The person who is probably regretting being married right now:

5. The person who should not have made that turn:

6. The person who must have angered some very vengeful birds:

7. The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:

8. The person who gets to be reminded of their sweet microwave every time they shower:

9. The person who just wanted to get some decorative basketballs on their cake:

10. The person who gave their laundry room a beautiful coat of paint:

11. The person who met a bug very concerned with its dental hygiene:

12. The person whose toilet Zeus must have mistaken for frickin' Cronus:

13. The person who shall chocolate no longer:

14. The person who lived the Mista Mista nightmare:

15. The person who's about to enjoy some delicious aged pasta:

16. The person who learned that rotten eggs are a very, very real thing:

17. The person whose day went from 100 to 0 pretty dang fast:

18. The person who got a little extra seasoning in their dinner:

19. And the person who had to escalate things to a whole new level at the laundromat: