I Hate To Say It, But These Might Be The 27 Tackiest Weddings I've Ever Seen

1. This couple, who had a super romantic gift idea:

2. This couple (or, let's be real, this bride), who bought/made these:

3. This bride, who had everyone circle around her singing "It's All About You":

4. This wonderfully classy couple whose cake had the American flag, camo, the Jeep logo, and a "groom with a gun" topper:

5. This couple, who decided to dedicate their wedding cake to former president Donald Trump :

6. And this bride, who was excited to receive a Donald Trump and Salt Bae-themed "MAGA Claw":

7. This couple, who provided different meals for gifts at different price points (and apparently expected people to contribute thousands???):

8. Whatever couple thought these were appropriate cake toppers:

9. This couple, who decided this was appropriate for a wedding shower — which is traditionally attended by family members of the bride and groom, including grandparents and children:

10. Any bride who thought these were fun cards to give to bridesmaids:

11. This couple, who solicited guests for cold hard cash at the wedding, in addition to their gifts:

12. This couple, who did the same with a Dollar Dance (where people were encouraged to contribute $100 bills!!!) AND had a cash bar with only box wine AND served cookout items that ran out:

13. This couple, who decided to use their cake toppers to advertise their multiple MLMs:

14. And this couple, who decided to actually turn their wedding into an MLM business opportunity:

15. This couple, who thought this cake was acceptable:

16. Along with this couple (seriously, why is this a thing???):

17. Everyone involved in this wedding:

18. And this one:

19. This couple, who served baked potatoes as their only food:

20. This couple, who put their guests in different "tiers" — then informed them which tier they were in:

21. This couple, who decided this was a cute wedding cake:

22. This bride, who decided that her fiancé (sorry, "finance") did not matter at all:

23. This groom, who thought a romantic song for his mother-son dance was a good idea:

24. This couple, who expected strangers to Venmo them honeymoon money:

25. This couple, who declined to write real thank you cards:

26. This couple, who wanted to have their reception at a restaurant where guests paid for their own meal:

27. And finally, this bride, who I hope is trolling us all: