31 Photos That Prove Pumpkin Spice Has Gone Too Far

1. First we had pumpkin beer, then pumpkin cider, and now pumpkin wine??? We've gone too far.

2. Butt wipes??? Is nothing safe from pumpkin spice these days?

I just need to provide a closer-up photo so you can see this horrifying pun...

3. Welcome to America, where you can get a Pumpkin Spice joint.

4. Why??? Is this??? A thing???

5. "Do you think God stays in heaven because he, too, lives in fear of what he's created here on earth?" — Spy Kids 2

6. What...what does this mean??? Do I even want to know?

7. As if Spam wasn't enough of an abomination!!!

8. I wonder why this is only available for a limited time...maybe because IT IS A STAIN ON HUMANITY???

9. This pumpkin spice ramen is compelling evidence that humans should not have free will.

This grotesque creation only gets worse when you read the instructions.

10. You know what I think when I have tacos? Damn, I wish this tasted like a Yankee Candle.

11. Is it April Fool's Day or something??? For all of October?

12. Is there no end to this torment?

13. Is no product safe?

14. WHAT DOES BIG PUMPKIN HAVE ON US???

15. Please, Big Pumpkin. I have a family!!!

16. I think this may count as biological warfare.

17. I'm actually going to be sick. Pumpkin spice ham???

18. Luckily, I have some cough drops to help me feel better....wait. WAIT. NO. THERE IS NO ESCAPE.

19. This is why God has abandoned us.

20. Every day, we stray farther from his light...

21. If I come over and you're making pumpkin spice pasta, I will throw up on your floor and then leave — like a cat. You've been warned.

22. This has GOT to be fake, right?

23. This *might* be a murder attempt.

24. Why would you do this? :(

25. This has got to be a joke.

26. LOOK WHAT THEY'VE DONE TO MY BOY!!! (My boy being hummus.)

27. So everyone can smell like Christian Girl Autumn!

28. Why must we force our obsession on our poor canine friends???

29. A taste of autumn? More like a taste of despair.

30. WHEN WILL THIS NIGHTMARE END???

31. And finally...do we really need this? Are they not pumpkin enough already???