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An eye for an eye: the most vengeful zodiac sign
2024-08-06
Disclaimer: This content aims to entertain and inform, drawing from research and detailed observation of astrological patterns to offer valuable insights.
Today our Magic Ball tells which zodiac sign you'd better not step on. Because he'll take revenge - and cruelly!
12th place - Libra
Libra is alien to revenge, just like a capybara is alien to flight: they are not created for it, and therefore it is ugh and inharmonious. Which, however, does not mean that Libra can be offended without hindrance: firstly, Libra will not take revenge, but they will not forgive either. And secondly, as the classics sang, "...then you will understand who you have lost!" In the sense that the irretrievable loss of Libra's company is sometimes a punishment stronger than any, even the most sophisticated revenge.
11th place - Aries
If you are looking for someone you can offend with almost impunity, and at the same time you have a strong enough skeletal system, then you will not find a better candidate than Aries: shit - got it in the jug - forgiven. Romantic! Aries really do not accumulate anything in themselves, including mortal grievances against their neighbor: think about it later, of course! It is easier to answer right away, and the question is closed. Or rather, there remains one more very small question, and this is it: do you really have a strong enough skull?
10th place - Taurus
The honorable tenth place goes to Taurus - people who are patient, if not to say - all-forgiving. Everyone knows very well that Taurus can be driven to a white heat with your antics and a little more - before they finally explode and run after you, digging up the ground with their hooves and blowing smoke from their nostrils.
After that, you are supposed to tearfully repent - and peace will be restored. But if Taurus suspects that you did all this not out of stupidity, but out of a desire to harm - then that's it: no, there will be no revenge. Taurus will cross you out of life and will think for a long time about how he screwed up so much and did not understand who was in front of him.
9th place - Leo
Leos are known to be extremely touchy and suspicious people (paranoi ), so being near a Leo and not stepping on his tail is a task for angels (who are seemingly incorporeal, which means they don’t have legs). But Leos are unlikely to take revenge - even if the tail is not simply stepped on, but deliberately set on fire, for example.
And it’s not just that they are also magnanimous. The fact is that the broad nature of Leos requires them to do everything with pomp, fanfares, grateful spectators and a chocolate fountain for children, and revenge is a delicate matter: if there is no chance of getting on the front pages of newspapers with it, then what’s the point in straining?
8th place - Aquarius
The honorable eighth place goes to Aquarius - people who almost never take revenge, not because they are so magnanimous and all-forgiving, but because it is difficult to hurt Aquarius: for Aquarius to be seriously offended - he must consider you really close, and we would not be too deceived on this subject, even if you have been an Aquarius wife for 15 years. On the other hand, even if you offend Aquarius, he will take revenge nastily, but petty. Just to laugh.
7th place - Capricorn
In seventh place are Capricorns - people who have been generously showered by the Heavenly Chancellery with personal qualities necessary for truly terrible revenge: intelligence, patience, observation, analytical skills and ruthlessness. On top of all this is sprinkled with the ability to always keep your thoughts to yourself and a poker face. In general, Capricorns are terrible people, and they do not take revenge on their offenders for one single reason: they are not paid for it. So we do not recommend undermining a Capricorn at work, but otherwise - offend to your heart's content, you are a risky person!
6th place - Cancer
The honorable central place in the horoscope of elusive avengers is occupied by Cancers - people who rarely forgive, but almost never take revenge on purpose. Cancer rightly believes that in such a situation, it is wiser to spend resources on licking wounds, rather than on making plans for revenge, and in general: it is better not to do than to do.
This is exactly what Cancer does: does nothing. And you, being close to Cancer, have already become accustomed to the fact that someone's caring claws will imperceptibly for you lay down straws for you, and put you on the right path, and pull your hat down to your navel in the cold. And now everything is on your own!
5th place - Virgo
The top five is opened by Virgos - extremely dangerous people: the fact is that Virgos sincerely consider themselves engineers of human souls, and the very fact that someone has deliberately done something bad to them completely confuses Virgos. How could she have missed something like this right under her nose?
Virgo doesn't give a damn about you personally, as well as about the rest of the pathetic humanity, and she will analyze your attempts to harm her, as well as other unseemly actions and betrayals, find a reason, recognize you as a worthless form of life and forget about you. But God forbid you make Virgo feel like a fool: that's all. She will prove to herself that she is smart. With smart, subtle and cruel postponed revenge. To you, of course - you are to blame, Virgo does not like to be disappointed in herself.
4th place - Sagittarius
Sagittarius barely made it into the top three - people who love to take revenge, know how to take revenge, and most importantly - consider almost any unkind act committed against them worthy of revenge. Only one thing saves the one on whom Sagittarius is going to take revenge: the true nobility of Sagittarius. If Sagittarius decides that you are already deprived by fate and taking revenge on you is like beating a man when he is down, then he will not do anything to you, and perhaps he will even feel sorry for you. And here lies a terrible trap: some take this for weakness and continue to harm. In vain. Oh, in vain!
3rd place - Pisces
The top three leaders are opened by Pisces — people who... However, we will explain it visually. Have you seen aquarium fish? These weightless, translucent fins, these bright, silvery, but very thin scales? This is the Fish's defense against insults: carelessly touch it with a finger — and that's it, the beauty is gone. And have you seen a shark? This skin, like sandpaper, on which you can tear the skin to the flesh; this speed, unattainable for a person; these jaws with teeth that are constantly renewed to make it easier to tear the victim; this indiscriminateness — if I don't eat it, I'll bite it; this inevitability, in the end — it senses blood many kilometers away. This is how Pisces take revenge. Is it understandable?
2nd place - Gemini
An unexpected turn of events! Second place in the ranking of the most vengeful signs goes to Gemini - people who are generally considered easy-going, pleasant and easy-going. In general, this is absolutely true. This is why Gemini are extremely surprised every time someone deliberately offends them: what evil have I done to you?! After a thoughtful revision of their inner world, Gemini in 100% of cases decides that none (even if this is not so), and therefore they are mortally offended and want revenge. And here comes the outstanding intellect of Gemini, the boundless imagination of Gemini and the devilish sense of humor of Gemini. Well!
1st place - Scorpio
Ta-damm! The honorable first place and the gold medal goes to Scorpios - the most cruel and, what is especially offensive, the most successful avengers of the zodiac. True, we have good news: to cause a Scorpio deep emotional trauma is as easy as gnawing through the trunk of the sequoia "General Sherman", so most of you have absolutely nothing to fear.
Scorpio will not take revenge for the fact that you spread dirty gossip about him, deceived for the sake of momentary benefit or deliberately stepped on a sore chitinous callus. But if you wounded him in the very heart ... The advice of the classic "Run, fools" will not help you here, because you can not run away from Scorpio. And we suspect that even in the next world not everyone will find peace, yes.
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