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    A rare soul man! The kindest sign of the zodiac rated

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    Disclaimer: This content aims to entertain and inform, drawing from research and detailed observation of astrological patterns to offer valuable insights.

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    Today our Magic Ball tells us which zodiac sign is kindness itself. Maybe it's you?

    12th place - Gemini

    The honorable last place in the horoscope of good signs goes to Gemini - and not at all for the malice of their nature, as one might imagine. Here everything is much worse. A true villain, at least, has at least some concern for his neighbor, but Gemini does not care at all. "We don't care about you" - that's their motto. In general, we, pathetic little people, usually touch Gemini - like cute tiny hamsters. But let's be honest: do you, for example, sincerely empathize with the problems of hamsters? Exactly.

    11th place - Capricorn

    Capricorn's true emotions are hidden in an egg, the egg in a duck, the duck in a hare, the hare changed its identity and calls itself a saber-toothed snail so that no one would guess. So you might think that Capricorns are not kind at all, and you know what? That's true. Because Capricorn expresses its kindness to someone not in words, but in deeds, and on a large scale: to whom Capricorn is kind - he lives as if in the bosom of Christ. But such an attitude is not enough for everyone, of course, so Capricorns are kind only to those who deserve it. And there are few of them, frankly speaking. Homeopathically few, we would say.

    10th place - Cancer

    What an unexpected turn of events! Cancers, these wonderful, sincere people who feel sorry for all the orphans, the wretched, and the ill-mannered, who are ready to literally feed, water, and put everyone to bed after a session of kitchen psychotherapy, are in fact not kind at all. I mean, to you. Cancers are truly kind only to their family and friends, and to everyone else they are ready to provide the above, but nothing more. In short, they won’t give you money.

    9th place - Aries

    Firstly, Aries considers kindness to be a weakness: before you know it, these poor and wretched people will sit on your mighty neck and demand that you serve them cocoa with marshmallows, and thank you very much if they don’t file a complaint about the wind that was blown in a certain place not being warm enough. That’s one. And two – they themselves are weaklings! Those who need the kind attitude of others – their place is on the sidelines of life. Let them stand there and wave their handkerchiefs at our armored train, which is rushing full steam into a bright future. This is Sparta!

    8th place - Aquarius

    "Do no good - you will not receive evil" - this is the motto of Aquarius. However, Aquarius, as a rule, does not do evil to anyone - firstly, they are disgusted, and secondly, they are lazy. But a truly kind attitude towards one's neighbor requires some involvement in the life of this neighbor, and Aquarius, you know, has something to do without this. In short, God will provide.

    7th place - Pisces

    The honorable seventh place in the horoscope of good people goes to Pisces - incomprehensible creatures who are kind to everyone in general, but to no one in particular. If you are part of the inner circle and have not yet managed to crush the Pisces' favorite fin (which in itself is quite a quest) - she will certainly be kind to you. With words. As for good deeds, here, excuse me, you are demonstrating a blatant breach of her personal boundaries, approaches from above and toxic behavior. All the best to you!

    6th place - Libra

    The honorable central place in the horoscope of the kind and generous goes to Libra, who is not so much kind as sweet, charming and well-mannered. They never refuse anyone - this is a fundamental point, keep in mind. They will try their best, but force majeure circumstances, alas, will hinder them. As a result, you, having received no help, will be grateful to them for their participation for the rest of your life. An amazing talent, of course, right?

    5th place - Leo

    The top five leaders are opened by Leos - good-natured, kind-hearted and sympathetic people with a heart of gold. True, in order to bathe in the rays of Leo's kindness, you will have to arm yourself with at least a Kalashnikov assault rifle and start making your way to the commissar's body from distant borders. Because the near borders have long been occupied by a crowd of admirers, also hoping to bathe in the rays of kindness.

    4th place - Sagittarius

    Sagittarius barely made it to the top three - the main defenders of the humiliated and insulted, the self-proclaimed Themis of the entire zodiac, fighters for everything good against everything bad. There is only one problem in all this: good performed by Sagittarius is always ready to bring evil to its knees and brutally kill. Well, okay - at least publicly flog. Also, you know, nothing pleasant.

    3rd place - Virgo

    The top three is opened by Virgos - such special useful people who are forbidden by the Heavenly Chancellery to say "no" in response to a request for help, and it does not matter who it comes from.

    Virgo is the very person who will drag home a blind, flea-ridden kitten, save a ficus that was put out to die in the entrance hall and give dinner to the enemy not because it is necessary to lose weight, but because the enemy, obviously, needs it more now. So the unfortunate Virgos would have laid down their whole lives for the benefit of bacteria, archaea and eukaryotes, but, fortunately, they are excellent at portraying themselves as indifferent, cynical scoundrels. Even when they do good deeds.

    2nd place - Scorpio

    An unexpected turn! The very embodiment of the zodiac's evil spirit gets second place and a silver medal in the frantic race for kindness. The thing is that Scorpios are emotional comrades, and they, as a rule, bite off your head first and then ask your last name, but there is no need to be afraid: if your head tells Scorpio that you need help, he will sew it back to you in the best possible way, having previously stuffed it with kind, and most importantly - effective advice. And he will put some money in his pocket. A lot. But secretly!

    1st place - Taurus

    Ta-dam! The honorable first place, the gold medal and a drum around the neck go to Taurus - the kindest, most generous, most humane and sincere signs of the zodiac. It is Taurus who will give up the shirt off his back for the sake of his neighbor, whom he sees for the first time.

    It is Taurus who will respond to any call for help, even if you call your mother to meet you from the airport at three in the morning. It is Taurus, a soulful person, who is always ready to share his time, his strength, and maybe even money (but this is not certain). True, then he will start screaming about parasites who sucked the last blood out of him, but we guarantee: even in this state, Taurus will not abandon you in trouble. And his mumbling can be tolerated.


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