Columbus, OH

BLOOMINGTON, MN – Laughter is the best medicine, and sometimes all it takes is a quick joke to brighten someone’s day. Whether you’re looking to break the ice, lighten the mood, or just share a giggle with friends, these 10 short jokes are guaranteed to get the laughs rolling. Get ready to bring a smile to everyone’s face!

10 Short Jokes to Tell Your Friends to Make Them Laugh: Get Ready to Crack Up!

While the holiday itself is still a day away, Labor Day weekend is already providing plenty of opportunities to pick up some top tech for less. Walmart is one of the most prominent online retailers getting in on the action with discounts across top brands such as Apple, Logitech, Sony, Samsung and more. We've scoured all of its offerings to bring you the best across multiple categories in one place.

Walmart Labor Day Sale: 35+ Best Deals on Tech, TVs, Home Goods and More

The deals are pouring this Labor Day weekend, and CNET's team is digging through the thousands of discounts to find you the best. From Amazon, to Walmart, Target, and, of course, Home Depot, there's something for everyone. This is your opportunity to save hundreds on the best of tools, furnitures, grills, and more.

Home Depot Labor Day Sale: The Best Discounts on Appliances to Outdoor Finds

Texas State

My dad isn’t originally from Texas, but take a bite of his chili, and you would never know. How can I say this so confidently? Because he has the experts fooled. With several Texas chili cook-off wins under his belt, my dad has proven that his recipe beats that of those raised in the Lone Star State.

My Dad Has Won 3 Chili Cook-Offs—Here Are His Secrets to the Best Texas Chili

Whether you live in an area that's known to experience earthquakes, tornadoes, wildfires or none of the above, you need to have an emergency go bag on hand in case of evacuation. To save yourself from scrambling in the moment, be prepared with an emergency kit packed with everything from a first aid kit to personal hygiene items to your family's birth certificates.

Emergency Go Bag: Prepare Your Evacuation Survival Kit Now

Walmart's Labor Day deals are pleasantly similar to the jaw-dropping ones we saw during Amazon Prime Day. This means we're seeing head-turning, competitive discounts on various products. While we expected good deals, I can't say we expected the M1 MacBook Air to make another return for only $649 -- the same price it was going for during its last sale. For a laptop that once sold at $999, buying this Mac now instead of its usual $699 price tag is an easy choice.

Bag a 13-Inch MacBook Air M1 for Only $649 During This Walmart Labor Day Sale

If you've been eyeing up a grill to make the most of summer, or some handy accessories to build on your current setup, then now's the time to invest. We review and test dozens upon dozens of grills, and we've rounded up the best deals on CNET's favorite grills across Labor Day weekend. Remember, these prices change regularly, so act fast if there's one you like.

Best Labor Day Grill Sales: Make the Most of Summer With These Low, Low Prices

Whether you're preparing to enjoy a long weekend or you're looking for a great discount, Labor Day weekend has finally made its way here. We've gathered up the hottest deals and greatest savings on tons of products ranging from TVs to mattresses and just about everything in between. All of your favorite retailers including Amazon, Walmart, Best Buy and plenty more have big sales starting today, and we've put the best offers here.

Best Labor Day Sales: Mega Savings From Amazon, Home Depot and More in Every Category

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‘This is a game changer.’ Ordering off the kid’s menu comes with a certain set of expectations. Small portions, lower prices—possibly an age restriction—but generally, nothing too off-base as far as ordering food.

‘For $6, who cares?’: Applebee’s customer shocked after ordering both adult and kids’ cheeseburgers

North Carolina State

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Maine lobster, Alaska salmon, and catfish from the Louisiana bayou—across the United States, you can find some of the best fish and seafood around. Whether you enjoy classic dishes like lobster rolls, gumbo, and clam chowder or prefer international options such as sushi and fish tacos, there's a seafood restaurant in the country that will impress you.

North Carolina Eatery Crowned 'The Best Seafood Restaurant' in The State

When I think of a good smartwatch, it's one that lets me deal with calls hands-free when I'm busy, quickly glance at important notifications when I'm on the run and skip between songs when my phone is tucked away. But a great smartwatch is one that adds features for health, fitness and sleep tracking and beyond -- without breaking the bank.

The Samsung Galaxy Watch 4 Is Everything I Need in a Smartwatch. It's on Sale for Labor Day

Aurora, CO

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David Heitz

The Aurora City Council at its study session Monday advanced a proposal by council member Stephanie Hancock to impound vehicles that are not registered and insured and driven by someone with a license.

Update: Aurora advances impound of unregistered, uninsured vehicles driven by unlicensed drivers

There’s still time to snag an annual percentage yield, or APY, as high as 5.25% with one of the best high-yield savings accounts. But the clock is ticking. While savings rates have been elevated for the last two years, experts predict the Federal Reserve could begin cutting rates as early as September. And when it does, savings rates will likely fall, too. So, now’s the time to earn an APY more than 10 times the national average.

Best Savings Rates Today, Aug. 29, 2024: Don’t Let Up to 5.25% APY Pass You By

Summer may be retreating, but there's still great weather to be found during the fall. You're probably going to be spending more time outdoors with brisk temperatures anyway, so make sure you have something to sit in. Walmart is locked in with Labor Day deals you can shop left and right. The experts at CNET have been sifting through all the discounts to bring you the cream of the crop, and that includes this kitschy retro yellow chair at Walmart, which is $50 off right now.

Sit Pretty This Labor Day With $50 Off This Sunny Yellow Outdoor Chair

Many people have incorporated dental care into their daily routines by brushing twice a day and flossing once a day. However, timing is everything, whether it comes to brushing after breakfast (and not before) or avoiding rinsing right after brushing. The same applies to flossing. That's right -- instead of flossing after you brush your teeth, you may want to consider flossing beforehand.

Flossing: Should You Do It Before or After Brushing Your Teeth?

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Refined by New York chemist Robert Chesebrough almost 150 years ago, petroleum jelly is still widely used today in topical applications. Even with the myths that abound online about it being carcinogenic, it has withstood the test of time.

Wonder Jelly

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Last week, two individuals from Coffee County were charged with trafficking methamphetamine following a search at a residence on Willacoochee Highway. On August 13, detectives with the Coffee County Drug Unit conducted an operation involving Charles Black, which led to a search of his residence on Willacoochee Highway. According to the report, Black left his residence before the warrant was served and was subsequently detained.

Two Charged with Trafficking Methamphetamine After Search in Coffee County

Seattle, WA

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So the big holiday weekend is here and the weather forecast is fantastic. If you haven’t already decided what you’re going to do, there’s plenty to choose from. Of course, there are some big events that we look forward to all year, but if huge crowds aren’t your thing, there are smaller happenings all over the region.

Big Events and Other Things To Do for Labor Day Weekend

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Dianna Carney

Sandy Paws Rescue Inc., a foster-based rescue in Massachusetts, has recently introduced a tiny six-pound dog named Alistair who is looking for his forever home. At only one year old, this little boy is a sweet dog who is thought to be a Maltese, "but we can’t make any guarantees that he would be suitable for those with allergies," explains the nonprofit animal rescue.

Meet The Tiny 6lb Dog Looking For Love

Sandy Paws Rescue Inc., a foster-based rescue in Massachusetts, has revealed they are still looking for a forever home for an adorable six to seven-year-old French bulldog named Joannie. The local animal rescue explains, "We have received so many applications for identical but much younger Frenchie, Lillian, but no one for Joannie yet."

Meet Joannie: The "Extreme Snuggler" French Bulldog Still Looking For Love

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Pellet Grill Maintenance: Tips and Trick to Keep Your Pellet Grill Running Smoothly

Pellet grills have become extremely popular and are found on many backyard patios, from cooking hot dogs and burgers to brisket and pulled pork, thanks to...

Pellet Grill Maintenance: Tips and Trick to Keep Your Pellet Grill Running Smoothly

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