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    Kennedy: Tim Walz Has Become Such A Non-Factor In The News

    By Michael Addvensky,

    22 days ago
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    **Foghorn Kennedy and the Great Southern Mix-Up**In the small town of Wattle Creek, where the sun blazed hot and the tea was sweet, there lived a man known as Foghorn Kennedy. With a booming voice and a southern drawl so thick you could spread it on biscuits, Foghorn was both beloved and notorious for his eccentric ways. He fancied himself the town’s unofficial historian and self-appointed social commentator, often pontificating on various topics while standing atop his front porch.One fine afternoon, the townsfolk gathered for the annual Wattle Creek Festival. Foghorn, ever the showman, decided it was his moment to shine. He donned his favorite attire: a white hooded sheet that he insisted was simply his “ghost costume” for the festival’s haunted house tour. Of course, the townspeople had their suspicions, given that the sheet was more reminiscent of a certain infamous group from history than anything else.As Foghorn sauntered into the town square, his drawl echoing, he began his grand speech. “Well, howdy there, folks! Y’all ready for a rip-roarin’ good time? Now, I reckon we gotta discuss the real issues in our fair town! Like, uh, why those city folks don’t understand our Southern ways!”A murmur rippled through the crowd. A few of the younger folks snickered, noticing the telltale skid marks on his sheet—a glaring testament to his clumsiness and, perhaps, his poor laundry habits. Foghorn, oblivious to the giggles, pressed on.“Now, lemme tell ya, folks, I ain’t got no prob
    Goldengirl
    22d ago
    He's an idiot
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