Deion Sanders and Colorado Are the Fake ID of College Football

Colin Cowherd: “I’ve called Iowa the ‘Fake ID’ of college football. They’d win eight or nine games, argue they should be in a major bowl or the Playoff because they beat up on directional schools out of conference; maybe Purdue, and then they go get shelled against the big boys. But you can only have a fake ID for so long. At some point you’re 21 and can drink legally. It’s time for a new fake ID of college football. Ya know, somebody who is new on campus, talking a big game, a little thirsty, and not of legal age. Kind of a poser. And I think it’s Colorado. Deion Sanders is the new fake ID of college football, I’m sorry. A lot of talk, a lot of hat, no cattle. At least Iowa could hold their liquor. These guys are vomiting on themselves after one margarita. It’s BAD. They’ve lost seven straight games to FBS teams, worst-run offense in America, can’t defend the run, can’t play defense, tackle poorly. I mean, at least Iowa wore a collared shirt, and sort of played the part. Ehh, 'maybe' they can match up with Michigan. Colorado can’t even compete. They have the worst rushing offense in college football and nobody talks more trash.

Lot of stories about what they’re playing over the loudspeakers, I don’t care about those, but it feels like they’re one big campaign to get Shedeur Sanders the Heisman or the number one pick. It’s just a timeshare sales pitch and I’m over it. Let’s be honest, Iowa graduated college, got a good job at a local accounting firm, they’re doing fine with their life. Colorado is a mess. They’re on academic probation and they’re bragging about skipping class on Wednesday.

I am comfortable with a new ‘fake ID’ of college football. Iowa fans may have been impatient at times and wanted bigger bowl games, but they were humble. Could Colorado scale back a little on the trash talk? Just a little on the ad campaign? Get through at least two margaritas before you throw up on yourself at Senor Froggies in Boulder.”

Watch Colin Cowherd of Fox Sports Radio’s The Herd anoint Colorado the new ‘fake ID’ of college football, as Colin says Deion Sanders and the Buffaloes have replaced Iowa as the biggest pretenders in the sport.

Check out the segment above as Colin mocks Colorado for being the cockiest team in college football despite a mounting number of humiliating losses.

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