Review: Post Malone in The Woodlands

Post Malone
F-1 Trillion Tour
The Woodlands, Texas
October 22, 2024

Since the beginning of his career, Post Malone has been a mystery. The skinny white kid who started rapping on Soundcloud with "White Iverson" is now an almost 30-year-old father releasing country albums. He lives somewhere in between the genres of rap, rock, pop, and country, and does a damn fine job of combining all of those sounds into a fun, loud, and exciting live show.

A few years back, Post delivered the following on X (formally Twitter):

“When I turn 30 I'm becoming a country/folk singer“

His predictions came true a little early, delivering his F-1 Trillion country album to the world in August of this year. He has always performed covers of country and country-adjacent songs throughout his career, my favorite being his cover of Brad Paisley's  " I'm Gonna Miss Her " which he posted on YouTube in 2021.

Post's set in The Woodland began with the songs "Wrong Ones" and "Finer Things'" the two opening tracks of his latest album. The stage was lit with a wall of lights behind the band, and two large spotlights on each end resembling prison guard towers. It was clear that Malone wanted a more down to earth vibe for this tour, ditching the LEDs and lasers for one large platform that supported his band while he walked around barefoot in jeans and a Bud Light T-shirt.

"Its so wonderful to be back in Texas!" declared Post as he waved to his fans, holding a blue Solo cup of Bud Light in his hand. "Cheers motherfuckers!"

He spend most of the first half of the night showcasing the new music from his country album, but he would pepper the evening with pop hits such as "Circles" and "Chemical," each sounding extra cool with the slide guitar adding some country twang to the background of each song.

Malone took a break to intro his band, which included a fiddle player and a slide guitarist, which kept the show mostly grounded in the country genre. He also covered Toby Keith's "Wish I Didn't Know" and shouted out his friends Jelly Roll, Morgan Wallen, Chris Stapleton and Luke Combs.

Mid-show, Post invited a young fan named Courtney to play acoustic guitar on stage with him for the song "Stay." She was visibly nervous, but Malone calmed her down with a genuine smile and encouraging words of support.

"I hate to keep beating you guys up with sad songs, but I need to sing this one!" he said as the notes to "I Fall Apart" rang out. It was super emotional and a powerful performance, which he did while kneeling down, almost in a prayer position while singing. This mini emotional set ended with "Better Now" and "Psycho".

Post then had these words for his fans:

"Before I leave I just want to say.... You are loved, don't give up! If you think that you are a loser, well that makes two of us! Keep going!"

The evening came to a close with a now shirtless Postie performing his hits "Rockstar," "Congratulations" and "Sunflower."

"Do whatever you want to do in life," he told the crowd. "Because no one can fucking stop you!"

Post Malone ladies and gentlemen: Rapper, Country Singer, and Motivational Speaker.