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    Seth Meyers Busts Out Bleep Machine As He Runs Out Of Ways To Describe Trump

    By Lee Moran,

    2 days ago

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    Seth Meyers gave the “Late Night” bleep machine a thorough workout on Monday as he struggled to come up with new ways to describe former president and current GOP nominee Donald Trump.

    “No matter how much you hear about Trump, it’s difficult to grasp just how weird and unhinged he is until you see it first hand,” Meyers said during a lengthy takedown of Trump’s false claim that people don’t leave his campaign rallies early.

    That they do is totally normal, and it can be for a variety of valid reasons, argued Meyers, but Trump’s egotistical refusal to admit it definitely isn’t.

    “As someone who’s spent the last 10 years trying to describe him, I also find myself running out of words,” Meyers continued.

    “You know, you start with classics ― weird, insane, incoherent, unhinged, unglued, deluded, you know? Then, you got to flip through a thesaurus. You know, erratic, aberrant, discursive, disjointed. And then you try a psychology textbook ― narcissist, sociopath, dementia, clinically bad dancer,” he added.

    “And then you just give up, and you say he’s a...,” he cracked, mouthing along as multiple bleeps sounded.

    “How could anyone accurately describe any of this, any of this to another sane human being?” asked Meyers, who, after airing a montage of bonkers Trump moments, then admitted: “I’ve been doing this for 10 years, and I’m out of ideas.”

    Watch Meyers’ full monologue here:

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    Dave
    1d ago
    Seth who?
    Ted M
    1d ago
    Trump sits in a room of broken lives, Haunted by schemes & cheated wives. Old & cold & mad as hell, he can sit and glare but cannot yell. He folds his arms into a shrunken pose. Too old & feeble to stop the doze. He hates the judge and hates the case, and he hates the rules that keep him in place. The fat frumpy golfer is a weak old man, with weird hair & a deep fake tan. He's desperate & angry & doesn't sleep well, so he rants in hell like a clanging bell. He wants love and approval and power, but his style is dishonest and toxic and sour. The despots and strongmen play him the fool, they laugh and point at the Helsinki tool. He lusts for his daughter, his wife's not a fan, of the dishonest and repugnant bully, baby man. So he sits alone in the cold as they repeat his lies, in his baggy blue suit and his long, long ties. Smaller and smaller the old man appears, powerless and silent, steeped in fear. His money and title and self made fame, are now a poison, a poison with his name."
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