Dad Preps Kids For Parks With “The Disney Pep Talk We All Need”

We’ve all met the “coach dad.” He coaches every sport that his kids participate in. He motivates teams to do better, on and off the field. His pep talks are legendary! This guy may not be the coach of anything, but he has mastered the pep talk part. Before adventuring to one of the Disney parks, this dad sat his five kids down and gave them a perfect pep talk. Insert throat clearing and maybe a fake cough or two here.

Each of the kids is expressing their thoughts without saying a word. You can almost hear what they’re thinking. The oldest boy, fidgeting with his hands in his pockets: “Seriously, dad? When is this agony going to end?” He laughs aloud at the absurdity of a few of the talking points.

The second oldest boy, seated and staring up at Dad, is trying hard to figure out if he needs to remember this. The daughter bouncing around in the Minnie Mouse ears is already at the Disney park. She isn’t hearing a single word Dad is saying. The two youngest have cupcakes they’re concentrating on. They have no clue what he is saying because CHOCOLATE!

That said if you listen to what he is saying, this dad/coach is giving some great pointers on squashing all the fun that is the Disney parks. Avoid the overpriced churros, no Mickey Mouse ears, and think pumpkin spice. Come on, dad. They’re kids, not a group of women on a pumpkin spice kick. They want the churros, and the little ones want the Mickey Mouse ears. Sorry, but no one wants the pumpkin spice. And it isn’t a real trip to Disney unless someone vomits. Those are the rules when you have five kids.

Finishing Up The Disney Parks Pep Talk

The next bit makes good sense. He assigns each of the kids a specific character to watch out for, which increases their odds of getting photo ops. He discusses long lines and how they will be worth it (no, they won’t). Stressing that the kids should enjoy each other’s company during the potentially long waits is also good. It might even happen a bit between petty squabbles. But, hey, let Dad have his dream.

Next comes the obligatory snacks and hydration part of the pep talk. Since they have a stroller, they have snacks and drinks. There is no need to buy the overpriced snacks and beverages offered throughout the park. Let’s hope he left something in the budget for Dole Whips. A trip to the Disney parks without a Dole whip is just depressing.

In true coach fashion, he has the kids “bring it in” for a rallying cry. At that point, he notices that Mom is already running late. Oops. The family is sure to have a great time visiting the Disney parks. Even though we poked fun at Dad’s pep talk, he did have some good points for any family visiting the parks. Pack snacks (save your money for Dole whips), stay hydrated, and have fun!

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