Satire: Examples of Spin in Everyday Life

They often hide an ugly truth.

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One of the casualties we’ve seen in today’s society is truth. For example, we’ve heard the expression, “alternative facts.” Actually, alternative facts are generally lies. When people testify in court or other venues, the question is asked, “Do you swear to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth?” Often times people will consider that as three options.

Some might tell the truth, but not necessarily the whole truth. And they might tell the truth, but not necessarily nothing but the truth, which distorts the truth.

Of course, even though lying is rampant, we don’t say people lie. That would be rude. Here are some examples of spin we hear in today’s society,

1: He’s a poor historian.

This is often used in medical circles when a person is unable to relates events accurately. In fairness, when used in connection with medical issues sometimes individuals are unable to related factual information. And sometimes they just don’t want to.

2: We’ve had an incident involving your data.

In other words, hackers gained access to your information. Then you are given a work assignment to see if the breach in their security is costing you money.

3: You had a heart event.

That sounds less serious than heart attack. An event, is it a premier of some sort? Do I need to dress up? What’s that? The attire is hospital gown?

4: Your mileage may vary.

Your mileage with this vehicle will be less than the EPA estimate. Maybe substantially less.

5: You may experience some pressure.

This expression is sometimes used by doctors when they are checking your prostate. Some doctors live in a world where there is no pain, only “pressure” and “discomfort.”

6: We will you give you the credit you deserve.

That sounds good, but basically means we will see what your credit score is and go from there. Companies don’t lend on the basis of if you are a good person or not.

7: America Runs on Dunkin.

I appreciate the popularity of "Dunkin Donuts," but I’m thinking that eating doughnuts is generally counterproductive to running.

8: Between love and madness lies obsession.

This is a Calvin Klein slogan. Apparently, this product is associated with mental illness. Let’s expand on this. Between love and madness lies obsession. And a restraining order.

9: When you care enough to send the very best.

That one comes to us courtesy of Hallmark. What if we don’t care that much but feel obligated to give something. Do we really want to give a mixed signal by indicating we want to give the very best?

10: Follow your heart.

Not always a good idea. Sometimes a guy’s heart seems to be connected to another body part not known for making good decisions.