Kamala Harris Housed ‘A Giant Bag of Doritos’ By Herself After Trump Won in 2016

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Vice President Kamala Harris revealed that she coped with former President Donald Trump’s 2016 election victory by binge-eating a giant bag of Nacho Cheese Doritos by herself.

The stunning yet entirely relatable admission came in the form of an email message asking for donations , the subject of which read “a giant bag of Doritos.” Who could resist clicking on such an email? NOT ME.

A curious strategy to open a request for donations by admitting she “did not share one chip with anybody. Not even Doug,” but an effective one, particularly on a slow news Friday in August.

Given the wide array of groceries that Trump surrounded himself with during a campaign speech/press conference Thursday at his Bedminster golf resort, and now this focus on a popular snack food, one wonders if the snacking lobby has an outsized influence on not one, but BOTH presidential candidates.

Read the full email solicitation below:

Do you remember how you felt the day after Donald Trump was elected?

I do. It was election night for me as well.

It was incredibly bittersweet. When I took the stage for my acceptance speech — to represent California in the Senate — I tore up my notes. I just said, “We will fight.”

Then I went home and I sat on the couch with a family-sized bag of nacho Doritos. I did not share one chip with anybody. Not even Doug. I just watched the TV with utter shock and dismay.

Two things are true eight years later: I still love Doritos and we still have not stopped fighting.

Here’s the deal: We can’t go back. We can’t go back to the way we all felt on that harrowing day in 2016 when Donald Trump was elected. Or how we felt throughout his chaotic and corrupt administration.

This team has a direct role in making sure we win. That’s why I’m asking:

The email concluded with a link to donate to the campaign.