Hosts Laugh Hysterically As Trump Explains His ‘Brilliant’ And ‘Not Rambling’ Weave

Former President Donald Trump made comedian and podcast host Andrew Schulz and his co-hosts laugh hysterically as he explained “The Weave” — what others call “rambling” but Trump says is brilliant genius.

Trump formulated the “weave” explanation after critics and observers consistently accused him of “rambling” and worse during rallies, interviews, and in other public forums.

On Wednesday’s edition of the Flagrant podcast , Trump launched into a wandering twelve-minute-plus response that included a detailed explanation of the weave that had the co-hosts doubled over laughing:

DONALD TRUMP: People don’t think of that, You know, you run and you see and then you win and you’re down Pennsylvania, you’re looking everything’s a– (CROSSTALK).

And so it’s one of this I was saying before, though, that, you know, I do a thing called The Weave, and there are those that are fair that say “this guy is so genius!”.

And then others would say, “he rambled,” I don’t ramble if I start a story. What you do is you weave things in– you do it.

(ALL LAUGH).

You have to have certain things you need. You need an extraordinary memory because you have to come back to where you started.

ANDREW SCHULZ: Yes.

DONALD TRUMP: The weave is only good–.

ANDREW SCHULZ: They don’t give you credit for that! That you could go all the way over here and get back.

DONALD TRUMP: I go so far here or there (HYSTERICAL LAUGHTER) and I can come back to exactly where I started. Now, someday, when you don’t come back to where you started–.

ANDREW SCHULZ: You’re Biden!

(LAUGHTER)

DONALD TRUMP: Your mind and you say no, but the weave is the way when you’re telling like a story. I was telling a story at a rally the other day in front of thousands of people and I started off and then–.

ANDREW SCHULZ: You were weaving!

DONALD TRUMP: Something in this story. I actually mentioned Air Force One. It was Air Force One was say, so I mentioned Air Force One. And then I said, how I got $1.6 billion off the price of Air Force One. So but then you have to come back to the story. Where was Air Force One taking? So anyway, I do a weave. I call it the weave. And some people think it’s so genius.

But the bad people, what they say is, you know, “he was rambling.”.

And it’s not a ramble–.

ANDREW SCHULZ: This is a weave!

Good name. I’m not sure– that’s another name. We had fake news. We came up with lots of names. But the Weave is. I think we should make the weave a part of that staple.

CO-HOST: Yeah. You really weaved around answering my question. Twice.

ANDREW SCHULZ: Brilliant! So– I don’t even want to know the answer anymore.

Let’s weave back. Let’s weave back to his question. This is where. This is where it started we’ll weave back to his question.

So I sort of hate answering it because I don’t want to give any false identities?

The original question was asked ten minutes earlier and was , “Who do you think tried to take you out?”

This is the full 12-minute digression:

Watch above via the Flagrant podcast and watch the full interview here .