At Jason Wu’s spring show, ‘RHONY’ star Sai De Silva says she desires bespoke toilet paper

Sai De Silva of “The Real Housewives of New York City” doesn’t give a crap about having raggedy nails, but she does care deeply about toilet paper ply.

The potty-mouthed content influencer famously brings her own supply of ultra-absorbent three-ply TP on vacations. And she’s open to various tissue upgrades.

“You know what, I think I need monogrammed toilet paper,” she told Alexa at the Jason Wu show on the public square in Hudson Yards. “I think that feels very elevated. I think it would be really nice. I’m into it.”

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She draws the line, however, at overly vibrant rolls. “You know what, maybe we don’t want color on the tush. We need to be very respectable to that area,” explained the mother of two, who sat near model and DJ Leigh Lezark and her son, Lukas.

“No, I just think it could be white, maybe bamboo, so maybe it has a little bit of a beige to it. But let’s just keep it a neutral color. No bold brights in my toilet paper! None. None.”

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The new season of Bravo’s hit show debuts on Oct. 1, and De Silva says it will be thrilling. “There are some shocking developments, but you’re also going to see a lot of character development,” reveals the outspoken Brooklyn native. “You’re also going to see friendships that have really formed a bond. A lot of us did hang out after the season wrapped last year. There are some tension moments that you’re going to see play out.”

Is she part of the shocking developments? “You know what, I’m not! I’m on my best behavior everyone, I am an angel this year, okay? Stay tuned for more!”

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Dressed in Wu’s pants and jacket, the “funny fashion girl” took in the show. The designer worked with Mary and David Martin and their non-profit MADWORKSHOP to commission a large steel sculpture by designer and technologist Elise Co in collaboration with artist Ben Borden. Under sunny skies, the models sashayed through it.

The collection showcased lightness: silk, chiffon and muslin creations, many in black and white or pastels.

There were no bold brights! None. None.

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