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    Jeff Walker tries to convince JP he can get on the field at Commanders training camp

    By Lou Di PietroB Mitch And Finlay,

    2024-06-10

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    Commanders minicamp starts Tuesday and runs for three days, with the final day on June 13 ending the offseason circuit – and on Monday, Jeff 2 Funny Walker for President came up with the MOST hairbrained scheme for minicamp/training camp that we’ve ever heard.

    “Jeff just informed me a number of things; he said, ‘yo, JP, first day of minicamp, I'm calling out,’ and I said, ‘well, that's tomorrow,’ and he’s like, ‘damn, I meant training camp,’” JP said. “And after that, he gave me this bizarre thing and we started going down the Jeff rabbit hole, he’s a little weird – and please, Jeff, explain it.”

    So yeah, Jeff won’t be calling out because of another event…he’s calling out for work?

    “So y’all give me a lot of flak about me not having a helmet in college, right? That clearly became a thing, and I’ve been thinking about this and I really have been letting it weigh on my brain – and I hope nobody at Commander Park is listening to this, because on the first day of training camp, I'm going out there with my equipment on!” Jeff revealed.

    We still don’t know who’s going to play left tackle for the Commanders, but looks like Jeff is throwing his replica Redskins helmet in the ring for…something.

    “My helmet is a Redskins replica helmet, and I’m gonna take the insert out and I'm gonna put some padding in it,” Jeff said. “And I’m gonna wait on the side, and when they send up a punt or something, I’m gonna run out there with my No. 30 jersey on and try to catch it and run it back.”

    Yes, Jeff’s uncle has one of BMitch’s old jerseys, and when JP pointed out that he’ll be IMMEDIATELY visible with his mismatched, non-team issued gear, well, Jeff had that on lock too.

    “I've been working on my speed, so I'm running like a 3.5 now, so I don't think they would even know of all,” he said. “I’m like 6-foot-5, JP, I’ll blend in!”

    “I think you're doing a bit, but I kind of hope you actually do this because you'll get tackled by security and it'll be hysterical,” was all JP could say. “If you do it, though, you have to put AirPods in and be live with us on the show while you do it.”

    “We have to at least send him out to Ashburn dressed in the helmet and the BMitch jersey one time, just for the sake of the show,” Landfill shot back.

    That might actually be worse…

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