19 People Who I Know For A Fact — Like, An Absolute FACT — Regret Every Single Decision They Made Last Week

If you just had the absolute worst week ever, just remember...

1. The person whose pizza apparently encountered a supermassive black hole:

2. The person who will now get SUPER nutrition:

3. The person who got some delicious, dry bread:

4. The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:

5. The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:

6. The person who's going to be sneezin' 'til the cows come home:

7. The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:

8. The person who shall be forever trapped behind this truck:

9. The person who experienced a fate worse than death:

10. The person who got a very special filling inside their chocolate:

11. The person who was kind enough to share their wrap with a neighboring fly:

12. The person whose AC was absolutely working overtime:

13. The person who would be burned at the stake 500 years ago for this demonry:

14. The person whose pepper betrayed them:

15. The person who just discovered a new species:

16. The person whose speaker shall speak no more:

17. Ol' Shrinky Bacon:

18. And the person whose tastebuds have tasted things... terrible things: