15 Hilariously Misbehaved Kids Who Will Give Your Wild Child A Run For Their Money

Ah, kids. They're a gift — and sometimes terror 😂 — to us all. Here are 15 kids who have mastered the art of being brilliantly mischievous:

1. "My daughter’s assignment was for six quotes from the American Revolution. I foresee a parent-teacher conference in my future..."

2. "My 2-year-old daughter, who is still in diapers, said, 'Dad, I need my diaper. checked.' As soon as I pulled it back to see if she had pooped, she ripped a massive fart on purpose."

3. "My 5-year-old daughter was delaying climbing into the bath for the evening routine. My wife, thoroughly exasperated, starts losing patience, and her voice/tone borders on yelling. My little one looks up at her, and deadpan delivers the following line, 'Mom, I'm going — calm your tits.'"

4. "My 3-year-old put himself in time out at daycare because he figured out he didn't need to help clean up if he was in time out."

5. "My 7-year-old daughter's grade on her paper mysteriously went from a 50% to a 100%..."

6. "My kid excitedly told me today that he’ll be saving up the coal he gets for Xmas for a barbecue."

7. "We were waiting for Easter bunny photos at the mall and my son — who was almost 2 at the time — got a little nervous when it was his turn. The Easter bunny handed him a little rubber ducky, which my son was thrilled about. The bunny then handed another to him, but as my kid reached for it, the bunny snatched it back and patted his lap (in a clear gesture of, 'You can have another ducky if you sit on my lap'). My son looked at the duck he already had in his hand, chucked it at the Easter bunny, and stormed off. He was SO offended. I’ve never seen a baby that mad."

8. "My niece's parents got called by her teacher because she was too noisy in class. The next week, my niece brought home this letter 'from the school.'"

9. "My daughter was three, in church with my parents. The guy across the church had eye surgery and a patch. During a prayer, she saw him, made eye contact with him, and covered her eye, loudly saying, 'Arrrr!' like a pirate."

10. "My son gave me this card today but warned me he didn’t actually read it before he got it. I’m a recovering alcoholic."

11. "My two sons were bickering. The youngest picked up a stuffed animal and hit the oldest with it. The oldest said, 'That didn't hurt at all. See, I'm not crying!' Well, that must have been a problem for little brother because he went to the toybox, dug around, and found a plastic toy hammer. He ran up and, Thor-style, hit his older brother on the head with it. Then he dropped the hammer and said, 'You're crying now!'"

12. "In my nephew’s homework assignment, he said he needs a snake to 'hunt his enemies.'"

13. "My coworker was telling us about her 3-year-old who was being really bad. So she told him she was gonna call Santa. She gets out her phone and does the whole spiel by pretending to call Santa and telling him how bad her son is being. After she hangs up, they exchange looks, and she asks if he has anything to say. His reply: 'Call Santa back and tell him I said 'shit!' She told him he couldn't say words like that. He looks at her and says, 'Well, you can't hear me say this!' And he starts mouthing the word 'fuck.'"

14. "One night, my 2-year-old pushed our bedroom door open and just stood in the frame, backlit from the nightlamp, firing up his toy chainsaw. After revving it a few times, he let it drop and jumped into bed with us. Strange guy."

15. "My 7-year-old son took a pottery class this summer and made this super awesome mug. The handle is a thumb, he says."

Tell us if you have an ornery kid who can beat these ones in the comments!