Euro 2024: England 2-1 Slovakia (aet) – as it happened

8.56pm BST

Jude Bellingham’s bon mot is a good note on which to end this blog. I’ll leave you with David Hytner’s match report. Thanks for your company and emails. Night!

Related: Bellingham and Kane rescue England in dramatic extra-time win over Slovakia

8.54pm BST

Jude Bellingham was asked after the game, ‘Who writes your scripts?’

“I do.”

8.42pm BST

Gareth Southgate's reaction

It’s one of those classic England nights where we put everybody through the mill, isn’t it?! They’re a good team. It took us a long time to work out how to get through their pressure. You’ve got to be patient to do that and there’s anxiety in the stadium when you’re behind. In the second half we did that better. The players who came on made a difference. But in the end we were relying on a long throw to be the moment. When you’ve pushed as hard as that and the opponents are out on their feet, those things can happen.

[On Jude Bellingham’s goal] That’s him. With 15 minutes to go you’re thinking, ‘He’s absolutely out on his feet. Should we take him off?’ But you know the sort of impact he can have. Those moments are why you stick with him. The top players affect the big games when you really need them. That’s the mentality he has.

It’s strange but I never felt tonight would be the end of our tournament. Even with the long throw, there’s hope that something could happen. I think Ivan Toney was pretty disgusted when I put him on with a minute to go! I think we’ve made up now, and he had a big impact with the second goal as well. I understand his frustration – he could have gone on and not touched the ball – but I just had the feeling he could cause the bit of chaos that happened.

I’m not sure the attack was the problem. We couldn’t play through their pressure. That has been a problem for us for quite a while. We were better second half: Declan dropped outside the block a little bit and it meant they had to try and press four rather than three. We were too narrow in the first half. The solutions were wide but then we struggled to connect from there. Look, we know that in the first half we were too slow moving the ball.

In the second half we showed the composure to keep probing and keep moving the ball. I think a draw in normal time was probably fair.

We’ll have to assess everybody before the quarter-final. It’s a very good team we’re playing against; they’ve shown that for quite a while. We’ve got time to assess everybody, and the lift that will give everyone emotionally is huge. Their character has been questioned quite a bit. There’s some character in there.

I’ve been involved in enough England games to know that nights like tonight have everyone on the edge of the sofa and behind the sofa and over the sofa That’s what makes international football so special.

Updated at 8.53pm BST

8.37pm BST

Ivan Toney, who had a big impact from the bench, reacts to England’s win

Massive win, massive win. In the end we deserved it for our never-say-die attitude. Jude doing what he does and then H doing what he does.

Jude’s where he is for a reason. He’s capable of things like that, he does it in training. I expected it from him.

You have to be ready, you don’t know where your chance will come. I was in the right place to flick it back to where H was. We literally spoke about that before the game kicked off.

This should kickstart us now. The performances aren’t quite there but we’re getting results. One game at a time.

Updated at 8.42pm BST

8.36pm BST

“I was in Italy this morning,” says Max Williams. “Holiday organised last month. Realised with horror the return flight clashed with this match. Couldn’t change so after some agonising reluctantly booked an earlier one. Then got stung for oversized luggage at the airport. Then spent an hour wanting to cry.

“Worth every penny.”

8.33pm BST

Slovakia reaction: 'Maybe we’ll regret it for the rest of our lives'

First their coach Francesco Calzona

We played on par basically with England, we almost qualified. We were very nearly there, unfortunately things went the way they did. I’m very proud to see this team do so well, the other team sending on defenders to preserve their result.

And then their goalscorer Ivan Schranz

It’s my third goal of the tournament, but so what? It could have been beautiful, great, but we lost out at the last moment.
But we certainly have nothing to be angry about. We’ll deal with it, but maybe we’ll regret it for the rest of our lives. We may not get another chance like this to rewrite history ...

8.31pm BST

Declan Rice talks to BBC Sport

I cannot describe the feeling resenting England. European Championship round of 16 you look up at the clock and you think ‘we could be going home here’.

There are players saying to each other one minute to go and there is that inner fight and spirit in us. We have got that togetherness tonight, we would do anything to protect this manager. Keep going and keep fighting, it is an honour to be a part of it – we are going to keep going.

[On Jude Bellingham’s goal] It is crazy because if that was me that was going over the bar! It was a big moment for 21 years old, that takes a lot of guts.

People don’t understand what you have to go through to get over the line. We are not playing against invisible men. They are top footballers, they kept going after us. It is about waiting for those moments as the game got stretched we created more.

The fans tonight I cannot speak highly enough of them. So grateful they are all here to experience that.

Updated at 8.35pm BST

8.22pm BST

Parish notice England’s quarter-final against Switzerland in Dusseldorf kicks off at 5pm BST next Saturday. The winners will then play Slovenia/Netherlands/Austria/Turkey in the semi-final in Dortmund on Wednesday 10 July.

8.16pm BST

Thanks Michael, hello again. Before we return to all things England, Spain are playing Georgia in the last 16. You can follow that game with Sarah Rendell.

Related: Euro 2024: Spain v Georgia – live

8.16pm BST

Rob is back from his break . I’m off for a lie down. Cheers!

8.12pm BST

An email from David Wall : “I’m probably in a minority but i have little sympathy for Slovakia. They were excellent for 25 minutes then, after their goal, incredibly unambitious. They tried nothing, just planned to defend for the next 70 minutes. unfortunately for them they could only manage 69 minutes. If they continued to attack they would likely have scored again and won the game”.

Personally, I certainly don’t think Slovakia deserved to lose this game. But that’s the beauty of football. It’s a cruel, beautiful game.

8.10pm BST

“It’s Coming Home” , emails Peter Oh. “On a bicycle”.

8.07pm BST

Jude Bellingham talks to the media in his post-match press conference:

In general I thought it was a good performance. The main thing though was that we showed character. You don’t experience things like that if don’t go 1-0 down.

Playing for England should be one of the most proud things of a footballer’s career. Often it’s quite difficult. There’s a lot of pressure. You don’t have to take it personally. Sometimes it feels like there’s a bit of a pile on.

It’s hard to deny that it’s one of the most important moments of my career so far. We were 20 or 30 seconds from going out of the European Championship.

8.00pm BST

The fun doesn’t stop . Spain v Georgia promises to be another ripsnorter. Join Sarah Rendell here, with kick-off imminent.

Related: Euro 2024: Spain v Georgia – live

7.53pm BST

David Hytner's match report

Who else? Jude Bellingham mouthed the words during the wild goal celebrations and it was a good point well made. It simply had to be Bellingham, England’s golden boy, rescuing the team, the nation and surely Gareth Southgate, too, with an act of comic book brilliance just as all seemed lost.

Related: England into last eight after dramatic comeback win over Slovakia

7.52pm BST

Schadenfreude, for your viewing pleasure.

7.46pm BST

Hi everyone. Harry Kane speaks to the cameras.

Jude Bellingham is of the best in our country’s history. What a player he is. He works so hard. In the big moments he steps up. He did that today.

In this competition you have to find a way to win. This team knows how to dig deep. We could have played better. But ultimately it’s a results business. Hopefully we can take that momentum further.

7.46pm BST

Jude Bellingham’s 95th-minute goal is comfortably England’s latest equaliser (in normal time) at a major tournament. At Italia 90 Gary Lineker equalised after 80 minutes against West Germany in the semi-final and 83 against Cameroon in the quarters.

7.42pm BST

I’m going to take an overdue screen break. Michael Butler will bring you the reaction for the next 10 or 15 minutes.

7.41pm BST

England have made history : on Saturday, for the first time, they will play their fourth successive quarter-final at a major tournament.

Marc Guehi will be suspended for that game after receiving his second yellow card. He looks spent as he is embraced by Gareth Southgate, who is hugging all his players. Southgate is relief personified right now.

7.39pm BST

It’s kicking off after the final whistle , with Declan Rice and the Slovakia manager involved. Toney plays peacemaker and it soon peters out. I think the Slovakia manager pushed Rice as he walked over to the referee.

7.38pm BST

Full time: England 2-1 Slovakia (AET)

England will play Switzerland in the quarter-final of Euro 2024 after the mother, father and extended family of all scares.

Updated at 7.43pm BST

7.37pm BST

120+1 min Toney’s performance deserves a goal. He almost gets it, too, whistling a shot just over the bar after a three-on-three break.

7.37pm BST

119 min Hancko, off balance and under pressure, heads a deep cross well wide. England are nearly in the quarter-finals.

7.35pm BST

118 min “Straight to Hell you are bound,” says Damian Clarke. “Just imagine, being free to proffer your opinion. You journalists should know that you have to please all the people all the time. Sort yourself out, mate.”

Some of the abuse we receive is wearying, and the incremental impact over 20 years has been far greater than I would have ever thought possible. It’s high time people realised that some journalists are human beings too!

Updated at 7.56pm BST

7.34pm BST

117 min Play continues even though two balsl are on the pitch. Bozenik screws a cross on the turn into the side netting.

7.33pm BST

116 min Guehi concedes a corner. England are doing this the hard way. Benes, whose left foot has about eight degrees, curls an inswinger that is headed away well by Toney.

7.31pm BST

114 min Toney holds the ball up well and is fouled by Gyomber. He’s booked. Toney has been quietly superb since coming on. Unlike many more experienced teammates, he hasn’t looked remotely nervous.

7.31pm BST

114 min “If we hold on,” says Max Williams, “is Toney at 94 mins the best sub in football history?”

Hastily rewriting this old favourite.

Related: The Joy of Six: Inspired substitutions | Rob Smyth and Paul Doyle

7.30pm BST

113 min Another very dangerous cross from Benes just clears a Slovakia player and is booted away desperately at the far post by Walker. In truth England haven’t managed extra-time brilliantly. A better and/or more confident team would have finished a weary Slovakia by half-time. But they are where they are, and they could have been on their way home by now.

7.28pm BST

112 min “Hey Jude,” says Colum Fordham, “take a sad team and make it better.”

7.27pm BST

112 min We’ve still had only four shots on target in the whole match, two apiece.

7.27pm BST

111 min Tupta’s free-kick clears the bar, and Pickford had it covered anyway.

7.26pm BST

110 min Gallagher fouls Tupta 25 yards from goal. He got the slighest touch on the ball, though not enough to satisfy the referee. This might be Slovakia’s best chance to equalise…

7.25pm BST

109 min: Slovakia substitution Lubomir Tupta replaces Petar Pekarik.

7.25pm BST

108 min Vavro is booked for a brutal bobbycheck on Eze. Bodycheck, sorry.

7.23pm BST

106 min England have gone back to 4-2-3-1: Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guehi, Konsa; Gallagher, Rice; Saka, Palmer, Eze; Toney.

7.22pm BST

Double substitition for England Ezri Konsa and Conor Gallagher replaces the goalscorers, Harry Kane and Jude Bellingham.

7.21pm BST

“Slightly baffled by your commentary which suggests Southgate would have been “unfairly” maligned by the media when England got dumped out after a dreadful four games, only to immediately criticise him for bringing on a sub with 90 seconds to go - and now not subbing fresh legs for extra time,” says Ed Kay. “Regardless of the pros and cons of the teams he’s selected it’s exactly this kind of clueless, passive non-management during the games that he should rightfully be criticised for. And I don’t think two minutes of goalscoring in this game should in any way exempt him from that.”

I think I said ‘unfairly slaughtered’, which is different to maligned. But whatever happens it’s my opinion – and we should remember this is a live blog, not a judicial review – that the balance of criticism towards the players and manager is all wrong. Slightly baffling, you might say.

7.20pm BST

Half time in extra time: England 2-1 Slovakia

“Better to be lucky than good…” sniggers Roy Keane on ITV.

7.19pm BST

105+2 min This game reminds me a little bit of the Cameroon quarter-final at Italia 90: late equaliser and tactical anarchy in extra-time. Back then it was Trevor Steven at right-back and Mark Wright up front. Tonight it’s Eze and Saka at wing-back.

7.18pm BST

105 min: Chance for Slovakia! England are asking for trouble here. Bozenik gets to the byline and plays the ball back to Benes, who whacks a fantastic first-time cross towards Pekarik at the far post. Eze, the emergency wing-back, gets the slightest touch on the ball a split-second before Pekarik volleys over.

7.17pm BST

104 min Saka goes down in the area but the referee isn’t interested. Quite right too: it was just a coming together.

7.16pm BST

103 min “Ah, nuts,” says Matt Dony. “It’s coming home, isn’t it?”

7.15pm BST

102 min Not sure about these tactics from England, who are basically defending on the edge of their own penalty area. Instinct says Slovakia have nothing left, but a passive approach from England is their best chance of finding something.

7.14pm BST

101 min “Kane can celebrate and all,” says David Wall, “but if he’d done that a minute earlier we’d not have to sit nervously though another half an hour of extra time.”

7.13pm BST

100 min Hancko’s cross is too close to Pickford, who claims comfortably. Slovakia’s players look spent, physically and emotionally. They were so close to making history.

7.12pm BST

99 min Lots of Slovakia possession now. England need to be careful they don’t allow them back into the game by dropping too deep. They really should be trying to put this to bed as soon as possible.

7.10pm BST

97 min Ivan Toney wins a free-kick from Gyomber, which allows England to get up the pitch. He’s been good since coming on, and his assist for the second goal was really quick-witted. I humbly apologise for questioning the decision to bring him on so late in the day.

Updated at 7.10pm BST

7.08pm BST

95 min Kane is surprised to be penalised for a foul on Skriniar, not sure why. I wonder whether Southgate will make a defensive substitution and revert to a back four; the problem is that Luke Shaw isn’t fit. You could bring Joe Gomez on for Saka maybe, although it might be better to give Rice more support in midfield because Slovakia are getting on the ball now. MAKE SOME SUBS GARETH.

7.06pm BST

93 min England are now playing three at the back, with Eze and Saka as wing-backs. This is the formation

England (3-3-2-2) Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guehi; Saka, Rice, Eze; Palmer, Bellingham; Kane, Toney.

7.04pm BST

Harry Kane has scored after 52 seconds of extra-time . Palmer’s free-kick was punched away to the edge of the D, where Eze volleyed into the ground. Toney diverted a really clever header across the area, and Kane reacted quickest to head emphatically past Dubravka from five yards.

Updated at 7.14pm BST

7.03pm BST

GOAL! England 2-1 Slovakia (Kane 91)

England equalised in the 95th minute and now they’ve taken the lead in the 91st!

Updated at 7.11pm BST

7.03pm BST

91 min Extra-time begins, and within seconds…

7.02pm BST

It’s heartbreaking for Slovakia , who were 90 seconds away from reaching their first quarter-final at a major tournament. It will be so hard for them to go again in extra-time, especially after defending so intensely throughout the second half.

By the way, this is the team England finished normal time with. They have three substitutions left.

Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guehi, Saka; Rice; Palmer, Bellingham, Eze; Toney, Kane.

7.00pm BST

This is why you leave the best young player in the world on a football field

Updated at 7.00pm BST

6.59pm BST

“Anthony Gordon must be so relieved,” says Peter Oh, “that Jude Bellingham’s bicycle has taken the spotlight off his own bike exploits!”

6.59pm BST

End of 90 mins: England 1-1 Slovakia

England are still in Euro 2024 thanks to another demonstration of Jude Bellingham’s multi-generational talent. They looked dead and buried when suddenly he slammed a scissor kick past Dubravka in the fifth minute of added time.

Updated at 7.02pm BST

6.57pm BST

90+6 min That was England’s first shot on target. Bellingham has been poor for most of the tournament, but truly great players have a force of personality that allows them to produce moments like that when their team is on the brink.

6.56pm BST

England have saved themselves! Walker’s long throw was headed on at the near post by Guehi, and Bellingham snapped a wonderful overhead kick past Dubravka from 10 yards. Wow.

6.55pm BST

GOAL! England 1-1 Slovakia (Bellingham 90+5)

Why won’t Gareth Southgate have the courage to take Jude Bellingham off?

Updated at 6.58pm BST

6.54pm BST

90+4 min: England substitution Ivan Toney replaces Phil Foden with about 90 seconds to go. This I don’t understand.

6.53pm BST

90+3 min: Slovakia substitution Norbert Gyomber replaces the goalscorer Ivan Schranz.

6.51pm BST

90+1 min Eze spins his man nicely a nd wins a corner off Pekarik. He takes it himself and Dubravka punches clear.

6.50pm BST

90 min England are six added minutes away from humiliation. Slovakia are six minutes away from making history.

Updated at 6.51pm BST

6.49pm BST

88 min Palmer plays a terrific pass to the underlapping Foden, whose cutback is put behind by the wheezing Lobotka. He and Skriniar hbave been marvellous in the second half, putting out fires all the time.

6.47pm BST

87 min England look beaten. Lobotka has a pop from 25 yards that is comfortably saved by Pickford.

6.47pm BST

86 min This is such a sad way for a brilliant era to end, and Gareth Southgate will be unfairly slaughtered by the media (even though I think he’s had a really bad today). It’s gone full circle, right back to Iceland and all that.

Updated at 6.48pm BST

6.46pm BST

85 min “Jeez mate, you always get the fuzzy end of the OBO/MBM lollipop, don’t you?” says Robert Wilson. “I’m stuck between gentle tears and writing the pitch for the inevitable rueful sitcom. Either way, it’s giggle. What kind of legal representation you got?”

Now probably isn’t the time for a Mike Strutter clip is it.

6.44pm BST

84 min: England substitution Ebere Eze for Kobbie Mainoo. I guess that means Foden will move infield.

6.43pm BST

83 min “Ah Gareth,” says Niall Mullen, “quiet quitting is soooo 2021.”

And the award for email of the day goes to…

6.42pm BST

82 min: Double substitution for Slovakia Laszlo Benes and Matus Bero replace Juraj Kucka, who really should have been off 25 minutes ago, and Ondrej Duda.

6.41pm BST

81 min: Rice hits the post! Still no shot on target, but that was so close. Rice whipped an excellent, surprise shot from 25 yards that bounced up to hit the left-hand post, and the off balance Kane put the rebound over the bar.

6.40pm BST

80 min More huff, more puff, but still no shots on target. And still no second substitution.

6.39pm BST

78 min: Glorious chance for Kane! Foden curls a beautiful free-kick from the left. Kane meets it, eight yards out, and heads this far wide of the near post.

At first it looked an awful miss for a finisher of his class. Replays show the ball was slightly behind him, which upgrades it to merely a bad miss.

6.38pm BST

77 min Pekarik is booked for booting someone.

6.37pm BST

76 min I can’t fathom how mediocre England have been in attack at Euro 2024 – it’s now four hours since their last goal. It makes no sense, and I don’t subscribe to the view that it’s all Gareth Southgate’s fault either.

6.35pm BST

75 min “Gordon now,” writes Hugh Molloy, five minutes ago. I’m very surprised how passive Gareth Southgate has been today. Maybe he has gone back to the collective responsibility of Euro 96.

6.33pm BST

74 min Here’s Simon McMahon on the subject of wine. “The Apfelwein is popular here, Rob. ‘A tart, sour taste’, according to Wikipedia. England fans can add their own punchline.”

6.33pm BST

73 min Skriniar heads away another cross from Bellingham. He has been increasingly immense in the second half, when Slovakia have been under relentless pressure.

6.32pm BST

71 min “I’ve been impressed by Slovakia’s depth of talent,” writes Kári Tulinius. “Haraslin and Strelec have been very good, and most mid-ranking teams would keep them on the pitch as long as possible. It’s therefore impressive that Calzona can replace them with Bozenik and Suslov, who’ve been equally good to them at these Euros.”

I’ve really enjoyed them throughout the tournament. They look so well coached.

6.31pm BST

70 min Palmer threads a terrific low pass to Bellingham in the area. He takes a touch but then slips! It wouldn’t have been a clear chance as he was moving away from goal.

Palmer has already brought composure and penetration in attack.

6.30pm BST

70 min Blimey, there’s been only one shot on target in the whole game. At the moment England don’t look like changing that.

6.29pm BST

69 min “Anyone fancy a pint of wine?” says Damian Clarke, quoting my earlier question. “Already on my third FFS.”

That’s a stein mate.

6.28pm BST

68 min Play continues even though Duda is down. Palmer’s cross is headed behind by Skriniar, who then complains to the referee. Duda is fine.

6.27pm BST

67 min “Sitting on my porch with the World Service, taking deep cleansing breaths,” writes Liz White. “The one thing I’m thankful for is the summer vacation started on Friday so whatever happens, I won’t have to face my students’ (somewhat respectful) stick at recess. They’re all Ronaldo fans. Happy Canada Day weekend!”

And congratulations to Canada for emerging from their Copa America group, even if it did look almost as dull as England’s.

6.27pm BST

66 min How the hell did it come to this?

6.26pm BST

66 min: England substitution Cole Palmer comes on for the limping Trippier, which means Bukayo Saka is going to left-back . My word, he has barely played there in the last three years. Desperate times. It’s gone full Italia 90.

Updated at 6.26pm BST

6.26pm BST

65 min Kucka kicks Rice in the shin and is penalised. He could have been given a second yellow card for that as well.

Updated at 6.26pm BST

6.24pm BST

64 min I take it back, Pekarik got the ball and only caught Trippier with his follow through.

6.23pm BST

63 min Pekarik flattens Trippier and is also lucky not to be booked. The referee hasn’t had a great game. Trippier is still down…

6.22pm BST

63 min Anyone fancy a pint of wine?

6.21pm BST

62 min: Double substitution for Slovakia Tomas Suslov and Robert Bozenik replace David Strelec and Lukas Haraslin, who faded after a blistering start.

6.21pm BST

61 min Foden’s free-kick hits the wall. I still can’t work out why Kucka wasn’t given a second yellow card for that. He went to ground and fouled a player right on the edge of the area; that’s a greater offence than most of the bookings in the first half.

6.20pm BST

59 min Mainoo dances past Kucka and is fouled on the edge of the area. Kucka, who was booked in the first half, is exceptionally fortunate to stay on the field.

6.19pm BST

58 min “Even when England get the ball in the net, they do something ridiculous,” says Beau Dure. “Not even sure why anyone celebrated. That wasn’t close.”

Not in comparison to Joachim Andersen’s last night, but I’d say it was still pretty close.

6.17pm BST

57 min Most of the game is taking place in the Slovakia half now. Slovakia need to find ways to get out because it will be a long 45 minutes if it continues like this. The match against Belgium had a similar pattern and they just about held on.

6.16pm BST

55 min: Strelec almost scores from the halfway line! That would have been one of the great comedy goals. Walker took a free-kick and rolled the ball square to Stones. He let it run across his body and Strelec was onto it in a flash. With Pickford standing on the edge of his area, Strelec launched a first-time shot that went over his head and bounced just wide of the far post.

6.15pm BST

54 min No big tactical changes since half-time, but England’s tempo is much better.

6.13pm BST

53 min “Now, cards on the table; I’m not English,” says Matt Dony, a shocking revelation to regular MBM readers. “I have no specific English sympathies. And, in all honesty, I haven’t even decided who I want to win. Even if they lose, though, I just want to see the players do their thing. This isn’t exactly a hot take, but this is an astonishingly talented group. The attackers in that squad (and still at home) should be capable of scoring against anyone. The technique and skill level across the squad is surely at its highest level since the (apologies) Golden Generation. It’s criminal that this group has given these performances on this stage.”

6.13pm BST

52 min Kane cuts inside Skriniar on the edge of the area and sidefoots a low shot that hits Vavro and deflects not far wide.

6.11pm BST

51 min “We came to Frankfurt hoping to see Scotland play in the last 16 tomorrow, but, well, you know,” says Simon McMahon. “So we’re watching England with some Slovenians who are off to see Scotland Slovenia play Portugal tomorrow. We did get to see Gary Anderson and Peter Wright stumble over the line against Sweden in the quarter finals of the World Cup of Darts earlier though. So, swings and roundabouts.”

6.11pm BST

NO GOAL! England 0-1 Slovakia

Yep, Foden was ahead of Trippier when the ball was played. The most exasperating thing for England is that he didn’t need to be – he gained no relevant advantage from being offside.

Updated at 6.13pm BST

6.10pm BST

Saka moved the ball infield to Kane, who swept a terrific pass to release Trippier on the left side of the area. He bobbled the ball back across and Foden tapped it in from five yards.

Hang on, this is very tight and might be offside.

6.09pm BST

GOAL! England 1-1 Slovakia (Foden 50)

Now everyone calm down.

Updated at 6.09pm BST

6.09pm BST

49 min Who am I kidding. Panic! Make 11 subs!

6.08pm BST

48 min A slow start to the second half. Slovakia will waste every second they can, and why not. They’re a fairly old team who have been less impressive in the second half of their games, so there’s no need to panic yet.

6.07pm BST

47 min “If we’re doing existential football quotes, let’s go with the master,” says Paul Griffin. “Camus: ‘Is Kane injured or what? He’s well off the boil.’”

6.06pm BST

46 min England begin the second half, and you’ll be thrilled to hear there have been no substitutions.

6.04pm BST

“It has become increasingly obvious that something has been going on behind the scenes,” says Rich in Okinawa. “They are not playing with any team purpose IMO. Look at the body language, everyone is just an individual. Weird vibe.”

I don’t say this with any authority or knowledge but I think the body language is largely born of confusion and frustration.

6.02pm BST

“I know it’s partly that there isn’t enough movement , but Stones is playing SO slowly and SO safely - NEVER finding a through-the-lines pass - so he set a terrible example from the world go,” says Francis Mead. “He’s constipated and England can’t get the ball up the pitch. Palmer on for Saka and Gordon has to come on for... I’m not sure who. Bellingham is showing some good signs.”

5.59pm BST

“The whole discourse around the English football team is incredible,” says Andrew Hurley. “No one seems to understand this isn’t Fantasy Football. It’s not about picking the best players but the right system and then the right players for that system. Every other country is a little more mature in their thinking, but why? What’s worse is when Southgate eventually comes to his senses, and takes Bellingham off for Gordon, and England get through, it will be all about how they’re going to win it. Insufferable.”

Raheem Sterling is having a great tournament. Most of England’s best performances under Gareth Southgate were dependent on the quality of his movement.

5.58pm BST

Gordon, Palmer and Watkins feel the most relevant attacking options on the bench, certainly this early in the game. Toney and Alexander-Arnold are more likely to come on for the last 20 minutes or so. Luke Shaw is another option, though that would be a gamble for reasons so obvious that I don’t really know how to end this sentence.

5.56pm BST

Gary Neville on ITV says “this has got Iceland vibes written all over it… Gareth has got to make three substitutions: Palmer, Trent and Gordon.”

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5.53pm BST

Half time: England 0-1 Slovakia

The half-time whistle comes at an irritating time for England, who played their best football of the match in the last five minutes. There are plenty of boos from the England fans, who didn’t pay good money for this .

Slovakia were the better team, and that’s the operative word, for most of the half. Ivan Schranz finished stylishly after Marc Guehi and John Stones went for the same ball and Lukas Haraslin gave Kyle Walker the runaround early on.

It took England a while to get over going behind, but when they did they played with an intensity that has been lacking for most of Euro 2024. If they can add Roy Keane’s phrase, a bit of quality, they should win this game. If not, there’s a flight home with their name on it.

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45+3 min Foden’s free-kick is punched away by Dubravka. England keep the ball and Mainoo swaggers past a couple of players before hitting a shot from 20 yards that deflects behind.

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45+2 min Saka is fouled by Hancko on the right wing. Slovakia are looking stretched for the first time and will be extremely pleased to hear the half-time whistle. First, a free-kick from Foden…

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45+1 min Three added minutes. Skriniar leaves plenty on Bellingham and is booked; that’s the fifth yellow card of the first half.

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44 min Loads of England possession now, with Slovakia pressing selectively. Duda deliberately legs up Stones and is lucky not to be booked.

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43 min “Your musings on Haraslin immediately bring to mind my experience watching Mislav Orsic at the last Euro and World Cup,” says Russell Yong. “ Even though he had amply signposted his talent for years by scoring in wins against Spurs, Chelsea and West Ham, having never played for anyone more famous than Dinamo Zagreb (before that he had played in the Chinese and Korean leagues and didn’t pull up trees there), meant he very much had a ‘Who is this guy?!’ quality. If I had to bank on any player making a step up to the big leagues it would’ve been him. Instead he’s had one immensely forgettable stint at Southampton and then busted an ACL at Trabzonspor, and is now so far off the radar it’s almost easy to forget he exists at all.”

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42 min Foden just overhits a lofted through pass to Trippier, who made a fine run and was free on the left side of the area.

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40 min “All this talk of freedom has got me thinking about the existentialists, who believed that freedom is about facing up to and embracing the radical choices that stand in front of us as possibilities,” writes Charlie Robinson. “We exercise choice and act freely when we override social constraints and thereby act authentically; to do otherwise is to act in bad faith. For instance, in Being and Nothingness , Sartre provides the example of an England midfielder caught on the horns of the existential dilemma of passing the ball forward hoping to create a chance, or passing it backwards to his centre back.”

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39 min Bellingham, who is starting to stir, is fouled by Duda on the right wing. Foden’s dangerous inswinger is headed away really well, possibly by Skriniar. England dump the ball back into the box towards Rice, whose looping header into the danger area is punched away Dubravka.

Vavro and Bellingham also challenged for the ball, and Vavro – whose nickname is still ‘Bobby’ – has stayed down after wearing the straight arm of Bellingham and the elbow of Dubravka in the face. Ouch.

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37 min England haven’t responded brilliantly to going behind. They look low on confidence, as you’d expect, but there’s definitely an issue of balance as well. Is Steve Guppy still available?

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35 min “Don’t say this out loud,” says Liam McMahon, “but ‘Whisper it’ is the most obnoxious, and pointless, phrase in existence.”

Haha. I don’t think I’ve ever used it before as I don’t love it either, so I’ve no idea why I did just then. Liveblogging isn’t always conducive to clarity of thought, or indeed any thought.

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34 min Better from Bellingham, who surges into the area from the left and wins a corner off Pekarik. Comes to nothing.

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That’s the positive spin anyway. Dammit, we can still win this election competition!

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32 min Saka, who has been the brightest of England’s attackers without being at his best, beats Hancko but then slightly overhits his cross.

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31 min “Even though he scored, Schranz still let England off the hook,” says Joe Pearson. “You are absolutely correct. If he had gone down, it would have been a penalty and another yellow for Guehi. Strategic error?”

I rather admire it. Besides, he’s got a Golden Boot to win.

Related: Euro 2024 Golden Boot: top goalscorers, game by game

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30 min “It’s almost enjoyable how predictable this is,” says Graham Randall. “So slow and ponderous like the previous three games. Not sure just changing one midfielder was helpful.”

Anthony Gordon is the change I’d make, perhaps as early as half-time. Probably for Foden but there’s a case for Saka and Bellingham as well.

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28 min Whisper it, but going behind might be the best thing that has happened to England. If this doesn’t wake them up, nothing will.

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27 min Play has yet to restart because of an injury to Guehi, who hurt his shoulder while challenging for Pekarek’s long pass.

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Pekarek’s long ball was headed on by Kucka to Strelec on the edge of the D . He had time to turn, wait for Schranz to run outside him and thread a perfect through ball. Schranz stayed on his feet despite contact from behind by Guehi – that could have been a penalty and a red card – and flicked the ball nonchalantly past Pickford from six yards. It’s hs third goal of the tournament.

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GOAL! England 0-1 Slovakia (Schranz 25)

Slovakia are so much more than the sum of their parts. The angles they make for each other when they have the ball are really impressive – and now they’ve scored!

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24 min The corner is half cleared to Mainoo, who booms a volley over the bar from 22 yards. Decent effort.

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23 min Bellingham swerves away from Vavro on the edge of the area, moves forward and flicks the ball square towards Foden. He goes down but play continues. Trippier crosses to the far post, where Kane’s header hits Hancko and goes a few yards wide.

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21 min I’ve covered all Slovakia’s games in this competition and, while it might just be coincidence, they’ve been a lot better in the first half than the second. It won’t be the end of the world for England if they are level at half-time, especially as Slovakia are the better team right now.

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20 min “This dude is card happy!” says Joe Pearson.

There’s a red coming at some stage isn’t there. England's last at a major tournament was Wayne Rooney for trying to vasectomise Ricardo Carvalho in 2006.

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19 min Lukas Haraslin has played for Parma, Lechia Gdansk, Sassuolo and Sparta Prague. What gives? All tournament he has looked world class, and in the first 20 minutes he’s troubled Kyle Walker more than the great Vinicius Junior ever could.

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18 min “I consider myself weird for watching the match on TV while my phone is on the MBM,” boasts Krishnamoorthy V. “I feel better after seeing Gareth watching a match on a tablet in the dugout.”

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17 min Bellingham becomes the fourth player to be booked already. Haraslin had skinned Walker and then Bellingham wiped him out.

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13 min Kucka is booked for a cynical foul on Trippier.

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12 min: Chance for Slovakia! Haraslin makes a brilliant run behind Walker, onto a lovely through pass from Strelec, and is quick enough that Walker can’t make up the ground. He cuts across Walker, gets into the area and sidefoots a shot that is vitally blocked by the sliding Guehi. Then the ball ricochets around the penalty area before eventually being cleared.

That wasn’t the most convincing finish from Haraslin, who in hindsight should have whipped it to the near post. But in general play he looks fantastic .

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10 min “England simply have to come out with their heads up, and get a proper stomp on this game,” says Bill Preston. “The team are really missing players that can turn a game through their thrilling theories. The Omission of Grealish (not my band, but the absent player, passim) has exposed the lack of inventiveness and flair in this squad. On inventiveness and flair, I saw Girls Aloud last night and that was super fun.”

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9 min Bellingham plays a clever pass across the field to Trippier on the edge of the area. He takes the shot first time and launches it into orbit. There was a bobble.

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9 min Lukas Haraslin is 28 years old and plays for Sparta Prague. He looks a terrific player to me.

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8 min Lovely feet by Haraslin, who cuts inside Mainoo on the edge of the D and pings a shot that is blocked. Then another excellent ball flashes across the face. Slovakia have come to play.

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7 min Mainoo flicks a beautiful return pass to Saka on the right side of the area. Saka’s first touch is fractionally heavy, which allows a defender to get across and block his shot.

Mainoo is then booked for a late challenge on Duda. That looked a bit harsh.

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5 min: Chance for Slovakia! Haraslin, this excellent left winger, breaks behind Walker, runs at Stones and then plays in the overlapping Hancko. He slides the most inviting cross shot that goes just wide of the far post.

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4 min The resulting free-kick almost leads to a chance at the far post, though it turns out somebody was offside.

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3 min Guehi has been booked and will miss the quarter-final if England get there. He was sold down the river by a short pass from Trippier; Strelec got to it first, knocked it past Guehi and was flattened.

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2 min Slovakia are pressing England, as promised, and for the time being England are keeping the ball in their own half.

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1 min And they’re off. Slovakia, in blue, kick off from right to left as we watch.

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So now what: a dominant performance or a fight for dear life? We’re about to find out.

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“Living in France without the benefit of Sky, BT Sports et al , my knowledge of current England footballers is gleaned largely through the musings of the MBM,” says Richard Hirst. “I am therefore unable to add to the debate (if that is not too august a word) about whether x or y should be inverted.

“I am, however old enough to have lived through 58 years of hurt (I remember as a 12 year old hiding my face behind a cushion when West Germany equalised, to hide my tears), so I am happy to acknowledge Southgate’s achievements over a number of tournaments. Let him get on with it, and support whatever team he puts out. Not exciting I know, but he deserves it.

”On the cultural front, I am disappointed not to have seen a Jude the Obscure headline, given Bellingham’s travails. But there’s still time.”

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A reminder of the teams

England (4-2-3-1) Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guehi, Trippier; Mainoo, Rice; Saka, Bellingham, Foden; Kane.
Substitutes: Shaw, Ramsdale, Konsa, Dunk, Gallagher, Toney, Gordon, Watkins, Bowen, Eze, Gomez, Henderson, Palmer, Wharton, Alexander-Arnold.

Slovakia (4-3-3) Dubravka; Pekarik, Vavro, Skriniar, Hancko; Kucka, Lobotka, Duda; Schranz, Strelec, Haraslin.
Substitutes: Obert, Rigo, Gyomber, Suslov, Tupta, Benes, Rodak, Hrosovsky, De Marco, Duris, Bero, Ravas, Sauer, Kosa, Bozenik.

Referee Umut Meler (Turkey).

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The teams are about to emerge. The winners of tonight’s game will play Switzerland in Dusseldorf on Saturday.

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Seven of the England XI started the last 16 game against Germany three years ago. Those missing are… Harry Maguire, Kalvin Phillips, Luke Shaw and Raheem Sterling.

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Not long now. Jordan Pickford has hurt his hand in the warm-up, as he did on Tuesday, although he seems fine.

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It’s a cool afternoon in Gelsenkirchen , with none of the extreme heat or lightning we saw yesterday. Sounds like the main problem at the moment is midges.

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In other news…

Related: France’s paradox: Kylian Mbappé is the reason for Deschamps’ caution

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“Maybe the answer to Palmer or Saka is both,” says David Howell. “You’d have to drop Foden or Bellingham but Saka on the left as an orthodox winger there would play to what England have now, with Trippier naturally inclined towards underlapping from the left. (Good at it, too; would have had an assist against Slovenia from it if Gallagher had just jumped.)

“England’s main attacking malaise seemingly comes from so many players inclined towards the same space. This would remove one of them (the dropped one of Foden/Bellingham) from the equation, and send another (Saka) to where he’s less inclined to cut inside.”

I’m sure Saka would be really good on the left, and I agree with everything you say about the centre being too crowded, but he has barely played there since the 2020-21 season. Football is so structured now that I think the days of pulling rabbits from hats have gone.

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Harry Kane introduces his new podcast

Related: Harry Kane’s fighting talk: ‘We trust the process – the rest is just noise’

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“I’ll see your Rousseau and raise you Kristofferson : ‘Freedom’s just another word for nothing left to lose’,” says Joe Pearson. “Apply that to whomever you deem worthy.”

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Read Ben Fisher’s Germany diary

It is two weeks since I spent my first full day of the tournament in Wolfsburg’s A&E, an X-ray confirming a toe fracture that has meant I have spent much of my time in Germany on crutches. The doctor, Dietrich, tells me he is a reader of these pages. Well, at least our political coverage of Hungary. A nurse asks for the company address before spending the next few minutes perusing Google images of pictures of Kings Place, aka Guardian Towers, and chuckling at my byline picture.

A fortnight on, this Friday is less weird: I venture to Velbert, a town on the hills of Niederberg renowned for producing locks, which is base camp for Georgia, surely the funnest team here. I get back pronto to avoid being caught in the crosshairs of an anti-far-right protest starting at Essen station.

Related: Euro 2024 diary: Legends in Dortmund and Georgia celebrate ‘best day’

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‘You’re weird. No that was a compliment ’

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Barney Ronay on the moreish misery of watching England

This is how it is in Germany, seeing the team in the flesh. England’s games feel like epic story beats, stop-the-clock moments of shared national angst, sport and identity and yearning all bundled into a single living show.

Related: All eyes glued to show: Southgate’s shared agonies have felt vivid and real

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Cos life’s like this/Aha, aha/That’s the way it is

Related: England vs Avril Lavigne clash poses fan dilemma at Glastonbury

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Jonathan Wilson gets out his stethoscope and asks England to lift up their T-shirt

Against Denmark there was a worrying sense fans had their England back; it wasn’t just that it was incoherent, it was that England seemed morally broken, incapacitated by a characteristic blend of ego and dread, struggling to play 10 yards passes at half-pace.

Related: England could still become serious Euro challengers but there is plenty to fix | Jonathan Wilson

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“One of the things pundits and critics are always saying is that Southgate should let the players play with more freedom, or unleash them to express themselves more,” says David Wall. “What nonsense. They seem to forget that most of these players play in Premier League teams that employ tightly constrained systems, where they rehearse attacking and defensive movements ad infinitum to the extent that they know where team-mates will be if they make a certain movement on or off the ball. It’s so well rehearsed it looks off-the-cuff and improvised, like a Mike Leigh film.

“People should remember their enlightenment literature, particularly Rousseau: ‘Freedom is living according to rules we make for ourselves’. If we really want the players to play with freedom then Southgate needs to find a system, or set of rules, they understand and can carry out on the pitch. He has done at previous tournaments so hopefully he can do so again here.”

Still 45 minutes to kick off and we’ve already got Rousseau and Mike Leigh in the house. The only way is down.

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Introducing today’s opponents . They’re good, you know, and they won’t die wondering.

I am lucky because I have a very focused team who want to play offensively. We must be defensively sound, we must care about the details, but I trust my players. Until now they have given us a lot of satisfaction in terms of performance and behaviour.

Related: ‘England are worth €1.5bn, we are worth 10 times less,’ insists Slovakia coach

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The players on a yellow card

England Marc Guehi, Phil Foden, Kieran Trippier, Conor Gallagher

Slovakia Ondrej Duda, Ivan Schranz

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Gareth Southgate's pre-match thoughts

Kobbie uses the ball really well and that will help us get through their high press. He’s looked very comfortable in an England shirt, he’s played some huge games for his club and he looks totally relaxed in our environment.

[Why only one change?] Those players over a period of time have proved themselves to be our best. But we also have good players on the bench to change things.

Slovakia have pressed high in their previous games. They’ll come to us and we’ve got to be good enough to play through that pressure. We need to press them too because they use the ball well.

In knockout games you need composure and resilience. As we saw last night, anything can happen in these games and you’ve got to bread to deal with whatever comes your way.

I’ve liked how the players have responded over the past week. It’s simple: we have to deliver on the pitch.

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Team news: Mainoo starts

As expected, just the one change for England, with Kobbie Mainoo replacing Conor Gallagher in midfield. Slovakia are unchanged.

England (4-2-3-1) Pickford; Walker, Stones, Guehi, Trippier; Mainoo, Rice; Saka, Bellingham, Foden; Kane.
Substitutes: Shaw, Ramsdale, Konsa, Dunk, Gallagher, Toney, Gordon, Watkins, Bowen, Eze, Gomez, Henderson, Palmer, Wharton, Alexander-Arnold.

Slovakia (4-3-3) Dubravka; Pekarik, Vavro, Skriniar, Hancko; Kucka, Lobotka, Duda; Schranz, Strelec, Haraslin.
Substitutes: Obert, Rigo, Gyomber, Suslov, Tupta, Benes, Rodak, Hrosovsky, De Marco, Duris, Bero, Ravas, Sauer, Kosa, Bozenik.

Referee Umut Meler (Turkey).

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“I get that Saka hasn’t been quite at his best so far , mostly in the last game where he got a bit stuck,” says Josh Hardie. “But I do find it a little odd that the ‘no width no pace’ mantra has taken hold, given he is Arsenal’s most effective runner and hugs the touchline like few others. Personally I think he’s been one of England’s better performers overall, and gets a bit of a tough time.”

I was thinking more on the left, where England are too narrow. I’d also argue that, though he’s quick, he isn’t lightning like, say, Gordon, and he probably doesn’t run in behind as much. Agree he’s had a tough time and personally think it would be wrong to leave him out for Palmer at this stage. He has so much credit in the bank. I’d view Saka and Palmer as a partnership who will cover 90/120 minutes between them.

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Read David Hytner’s preview

I’m enjoying being here. I want to be here for another fortnight. I’ve got nothing to rush back for. I’m in the final of the padel. There’s a lot to look forward to.

Related: Southgate offers England players a shield before storm of Slovakia test

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Pivote department

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Andrew Anthony on how a nation fell out of love with waistcoats

The journey from hero to zero can be disorientingly rapid in international football management, where Newton’s third law of motion has been rewritten to become: every action has an unequal and hysterical overreaction.

Related: Golden boy to whipping boy: how England turned on Gareth Southgate

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Team news

Gareth Southgate is expected to make one change from the draw with Slovenia: Kobbie Mainoo for Conor Gallagher in midfield. That will improve the speed and progressiveness of England’s passing, though it won’t resolve the relative lack of pace and width in attack.

Related: Euro 2024: Our writers pick their England XIs to face Slovakia

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Preamble

Good afternoon one and all. Who fancies watching a bit of history? Today in Gelsenkirchen, either England or Slovakia will break new ground: England by qualifying for yet another quarter-final, Slovakia by reaching the first in their history.

England have never before reached the quarter-finals in four consecutive major tournaments*. In the grand scheme this is a golden age, one that England fans will look back on with wistful eyes and misty smiles when they’re older. Yet right now there is an almost irreconcilable discord, one that will only go away if England win their next four games 10-0 Gareth Southgate finds a way to start Harry Kane, Jude Bellingham, Bukayo Saka, Phil Foden, Cole Palmer, Anthony Gordon and Ollie Watkins in the same team.

A feature of this golden age has been kind draws, and England are again in the better half of the draw. Their route to the final – evening Roy – is Slovakia, Switzerland and Turkey/Netherlands/Austria/Slovenia.

Slovakia are a neat, well coached and extremely experienced team who have already beaten Belgium. It won’t be easy, but England should win. Heaven help us all if they don’t.

Kick off 5pm.

* They have reached the last eight at four consecutive tournaments, though, between 1986 and 1992. The European Championship was an eight-team competition in those days; England went out at the group stage on both occasions.