I’m a flight attendant — I secretly ‘trash’ talk my passengers and they thank me for it

What a soar- head.

The friendly skies have just become hilariously rude, owing to a funky flight attendant and his shady penchant for picking on passengers.

“The only job that you can call someone ‘Trash,’ and they thank you for it,” Josh Prinkey, an American Airlines employee, wrote in the closed captions of his trending clip.

In the video, which has stacked a staggering 26.4 million TikTok views, the cheeky cabin crew member is seen walking down the aircraft’s aisle collecting garbage from travelers.

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However, when approaching each flyer, a prankish Prinkey says, “You’re trash,” rather than asking “Your trash?” using the homophones — “you’re” and “your,” which obviously have different meanings — to sneakily diss unwitting trippers.

The naughty 9-to-5er cut a nefarious grin while trash-talking his way towards the back of the airbus.

“Now that’s job satisfaction,” joked a supportive spectator beneath Prinkey’s post.

“The big smile on your face,” another laughed.

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“This is actually genius,” typed an equally tickled onlooker.

But it’s not just sassy stewards who’ve shown their evil streak at 30,000 feet.

Cher, a flight attendant from Dallas, virally revealed that the most “heinous, evil, diabolical” infraction a cloud-cruiser could commit is taking a flight while already feeling under the weather.

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“I see it all the time where somebody gets on board knowing that they’re not feeling well and as soon as we hit altitude they feel so much worse and they’re vomiting uncontrollably or other things are coming out of them uncontrollably,” she said in a recently buzzy TikTok bulletin.

“I’ve had it once where a guy came to the back and he leaned over the service cart and vomited into the service cart.”

Dre, a cabin cleaning agent for American Airlines, too, reprimanded junky jet-setters for intentionally leaving waste, including food and dirty diapers, scattered around their seats.

“I know your house stinks,” said Dre in a withering rebuke.

“Your mom should have taught you better.”

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