60 People Who Straight Up Had A Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way, Way Worse Month Than You

If you just had a terrible, no good, awful month, just remember....

1. The person who was kind enough to share their croissant with a friend:

2. The person whose car interior is now squeaky clean:

3. The person whose pool is about to be empty really soon:

4. The person who is going to see white paint in their nightmares for the rest of their life:

5. The person who allllllmost got the job:

6. The person who loves their barber very much, I'm sure:

7. The person who got a special delivery from a bird at work:

8. The person whose pizza apparently encountered a supermassive black hole:

9. The person who will now get SUPER nutrition:

10. The person who almost got consumed by an escalator:

11. The person who might have to shove their head in the toilet bowl Home Alone 2 style:

12. The person who will have a very long time to sit and think about what they've done until high tide:

13. The person who was kind enough to share their grilled onions with their dog:

14. The person who's going to have some delicious spoon, just like ma used to make:

15. The person who had a few friends show up to watch the game:

16. The person who gave their car a nice impromptu interior wash:

17. The person who, but for one fleeting moment, felt rich:

18. The person who will spend the rest of their days organizing that drawer:

19. The person who got some delicious, dry bread:

20. The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:

21. The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:

22. The person who's going to be sneezin' 'til the cows come home:

23. The person who might want to consider some alternative nail colors:

24. The person who experienced a fate worse than death:

25. The person who got a very special filling inside their chocolate:

26. The person who was kind enough to share their wrap with a neighboring fly:

27. The person who would be burned at the stake 500 years ago for this demonry:

28. The person who just discovered a new species:

29. Ol' Shrinky Bacon:

30. The person whose tastebuds have tasted things... terrible things:

31. The person who will not be engaging in a Ratatouille situation anytime soon:

32. The person who taught us all a valuable lesson today:

33. The person who cannot be trusted around a coffee-maker:

34. The person who had an Italian disaster:

35. The person with the best seat in the house:

36. The person whose hoop dream became a nightmare:

37. The person whose condiments went skydiving:

38. The person whose home will forever stink a very tuna-y stank:

39. The person who miiiight have answered this question incorrectly:

40. The person who loves their cat very much, I'm sure:

41. The person who had their guitar opened up a bit:

42. The person who remote is enjoying some good eats:

43. The person whose sink went Mount Vesuvius mode:

44. The person who hates summer more than anything else in the world:

45. The person who's driving a brand new Beans-san Altima:

46. The person who apparently cooked their dang sweet potato in the fires of Mount Doom:

47. The person who found a pipeline to the old Eagle Butte Mine at the bottom of their coffee:

48. The Green Man:

49. The person who shall be forever trapped behind this truck:

50. The person who loves their cats very much, I'm sure:

51. The person with a brand new, beautiful skylight in their bathroom:

52. The person who will now spend eternity cleaning up little balls:

53. The person who was kind enough to let their delivery driver get the first bite:

54. The person who lived everyone's worst nightmare:

55. The person who must have seriously wronged their welder:

56. The person who was about to give a bug the ride of a lifetime:

57. The person who just got a mouthful of goosh:

58. The person who was sabotaged by a slug:

59. The person who learned a valuable lesson about drills and hair:

60. And the person who is trying to turn lemons into lemonade: