WWE Money In the Bank 2024: R. Truth, other superstars reveal secret briefcase wish ahead of PLE

What if Aladdin never found Genie and the bottle, but instead climbed the ladder at Money in the Bank to secure the briefcase away from Jafar? It makes you wonder if any of his wishes might’ve changed if he were a WWE superstar, but you don’t have to wonder anymore what actual wrestlers would ask for.

The briefcase has literally been known to change lives in the WWE, from current heavyweight champion Damian Priest to former champion Iyo Sky and a laundry list of talent before them, and it’s almost time to find out which man and woman will be the next to see their careers blast off.

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But, until then, it’s always fun to enter the minds of the superstars and see what really drives them. So if the briefcase had Genie inside, what would they wish for?

“It would not be the United States championship, alright?” said Austin Theory.

Fair enough, though his actual selection isn’t exactly as valuable, but it is definitely fun to imagine.

Here are a few of the more intriguing ones.

• Bayley : 10-acre farm and “all the pets in the world”
• Tiffany Stratton : Chanel Bag
• Austin Theory : New truck with his face on the wheels
• Chelsea Green : the entire line of Louis Vuitton
• Xavier Woods : winning lottery ticket

As always, it was the legendary R. Truth who took the cake and the entire dish it was sitting on with his response.

“I’d get a spitting llama,” said R. Truth with his trademark smile. “Because they hawk tua, and spit on that thing.”

Try to contain your laughter with that one, if you can.

Truth is, of course, referencing the megaviral “Hawk Tua” girl that has also been played upon by WWE Women’s Champion Liv Morgan over the past several days. Maybe Truth’s llama would have a place on WWE Women’s Champion Bayley’s farm, seeing as she’d have plenty of room for it, as he works with The Miz to try and regain the WWE Tag Team titles that were lost due to the mistake he made in trusting Liv Morgan.

The time will come for that down the road though, because it’s currently all about MITB in Toronto on Saturday, and Xavier Woods isn’t entirely incorrect in his wish.

For while it’s not literally a winning lottery ticket, the briefcase is nothing short of a career jackpot.