1. "There were 250 people bussed out to a wedding barn. There were beautiful decorations, an open bar, and lots of dancing. The bathrooms didn't work, so we all had to pee outside. The biggest issue was that it was pouring rain. The water was not draining anywhere, so when you had to pee, you got mud all over your fancy heels, making it obvious that you peed in a bush a few feet from the door. If you went further away, you would sink into the mud mid-calf. Busses didn't return until 11:00 p.m. after five hours of open bar!"
2. "The bride wanted her cat at the wedding, and the groom and his best man brought the uncaged cat to the car and went through the car wash right before the wedding. The cat freaked and scratched up the groom's face and peed all over the best man’s tux an hour before the wedding."
3. "I went to a wedding where the bride insisted on traveling by horse and carriage to the reception. It took ages since the venue was a few miles away from the church. Everyone was just standing around waiting for the bride and groom to show up. When they eventually turned up, the bride insisted she and her new husband go to their hotel room to consummate the marriage (she was desperate to get pregnant). So, there was even more standing around until they showed up. It was all really, really cringey."
4. "The meal was given depending on whether you were on the bride's or groom's side, and there was a big difference. The bride and groom's parents had very different financial statuses, and they each provided for their guests based on that. We had hand stamps."
5. "About 15 years ago, I attended a small wedding as the maid of honor's date in Las Vegas . Almost immediately after the ceremony, the newlyweds argued about something (I have no idea what), and the bride and groom ran off in separate directions. My then-girlfriend went to chase after the bride, and everyone else chased after the groom. Within less than a minute, everyone was gone, and I had no service on my phone, so I hung out in the casino alone for about two hours until everyone returned and acted like nothing strange had happened. That couple split after about a year and a half."
6. "The bride had an audible, profanity-laden, and very loud meltdown in the church entryway that reverberated around the congregation because her grandmother had not adhered to her preferred color theme. She wanted everyone in black and white so her dress would stand out. Apparently, the tiny lady who loved her 'RUINED EVERYTHING' because of her duck egg blue hat. It was unreal."
7. "I attended a family wedding where the groom told his mother-in-law about an hour before the ceremony that he didn't like her. There were a lot of tears, but the bride married him anyway. After the reception, he got drunk and tossed his wedding ring into a field, and a wedding guest found it the next morning. Somehow, they are still married, but I don't have a lot of hope for their future."
8. "It was at a Mormon church, and for some reason, Mormon churches have indoor basketball courts in them. Half of the court was a wedding reception, and the other half was a pickup basketball game played by strangers who wouldn't leave. The ball hit the food table a couple of times."
9. "I went to a dry wedding. That's not just a description of the drink situation but the entire affair in general. It was in a tent, in summer, in the south. The dress code specified men had to wear jackets during the ceremony. Women couldn't have 'overly exposed' shoulders or low cuts. Linen was not allowed. The ceremony took about two hours and included multiple speeches by the bride, groom, and the minister. Both fathers sang gospels. The best man played acoustic guitar for about 10 minutes. The guests had to reconfigure the tent after the ceremony for the reception while the wedding party took photos. We found out there were assigned seats when the wedding planner went table to table and called out who was to sit where. We would be released to the buffet by the bride/groom, table by table. They stopped to chat at every table, take pics, etc."
"There was no dancing. The location was by a lake with a dock and patio area down at the water. We were to stay in the tent. More speeches were given. The bride and groom paused, releasing people to eat for each speech. The sweet tea was weak. The bride's father gave a long speech in which he only mentioned his daughter twice, and both times were about giving his son-in-law healthy baby boys. The best man played guitar again. The cake was in the sun. The buffet had dry BBQ that the groom and his new father-in-law smoked the day before. All brisket. The sides were just mac 'n' cheese and salad.
I left between when my table got released for food and the cake cutting, partially because I was starving, partially because I had 100% sweat through my entire suit, and partially because I'd arrived six hours ago. My +1 (a family friend) and I went with my mom to an Applebee's or something that was close by. At least a dozen of the tables there were other guests we recognized. I swear I saw a woman cry when they brought her a margarita. We heard that the reception continued late into the evening, including the bride and groom asking the (remaining) guests to all share a memory they had with them. They spelled my name wrong on the thank you card."
10. "The worst wedding I attended featured a best man's speech that was so inappropriate and offensive that it shocked everyone. He shared embarrassing stories about the groom (mentions of sex workers, his ex-girlfriends, and a lot of other weird sex-related stuff), made tasteless jokes about the bride (fat-shaming a woman who was pregnant), and used offensive language. The atmosphere went from festive to tense, with guests visibly uncomfortable and some even walking out. The bride and groom were mortified, and what should have been a joyful celebration turned into an awkward and upsetting experience for everyone involved."
11. "My wife and I got dragged to her friend's mother's wedding. I think it was her third marriage. Other than it being super awkward, it went off without a hitch. It was awkward because the son of the bride was involved in the murder of the groom's nephew. He went with some friends to buy drugs, but it turns out they didn't have any intention of paying for them. The bride's son was at the wedding. He was charged with murder and pleaded down to something that got him multiple years probation."
13. "At the reception, the bride's father got angry because he felt the band was playing too loud while he was trying to converse with the guests. So, he sent the band home. They literally stopped playing mid-song (KC and The Sunshine Band's 'Celebrate') and started packing up."
14. "There was a four-hour gap between the wedding and reception, with no food or drinks of any kind provided. We weren't aware of this gap, as the invitation said, 'Reception to follow.' While we left and got Burger King, others couldn't, so they were starving. Then, when dinner finally rolled around, everyone got undercooked/raw chicken. Also, the DJ only played one-minute iTunes previews of songs mixed with Disney songs."
15. "At the reception, I was sat at a table with strangers. Turns out the bride's ex was sitting with us. I know this because he told me so before he projectile vomited onto the table, hitting my date in the face. We laugh about it now."
16. "The groom got into a fistfight with one of the bartenders, and one of the guests got so drunk the EMTs were called. The police car that carried the groom away was closely followed by the ambulance. I actually consider it one of the best weddings I've been to, at least in terms of being memorable, but the bridal couple (who are still married 20+ years later) may disagree."
17. "The entire wedding was extremely dysfunctional and seemed like it hadn't been thought through at all. At one point during the ceremony, someone's phone rang very loudly, which was shocking enough in itself, but you should've seen everyone's face when he answered, 'Hello?!' and quite literally continued on to have a conversation."
18. "We were invited to the reception but not the ceremony. When we arrived, it was as if the reception had already been happening for a few hours. The bride seemed surprised we were there. We grabbed our gift off the table and left."
19. "The bride forgot to bring the groom's suit, so he wore the pastor's jacket and tie for the ceremony. The pastor was an Evangelical Christian and said some very sexist things off-script. Mind you, part of the ceremony involved a few very PAGAN practices. The grandmother went off the rails in her speech and talked about ancient aliens. Then, when she got back on track with her speech, she talked about, 'How could a man love a woman as she ages? What about when her breasts sag? Or when her bottom becomes flat? When she has wrinkles under her eyes and her hair is thin?' and went on about how much of a sacrifice the man makes when he marries a woman. A sister ranted about Covid being a scam."
"There was an EXTREMELY sexist skit with the brothers of the bride demanding payment for her because 'Who will clean our house? Cook our food? Mend our clothes?' and the groom had to buy her with beer. The mother was upset that her goats couldn't be the ring bearers at the venue. This wedding was in LA about a month ago."
20. "It was a wedding where the bride and groom lived far away from their families, and everyone (including me) had to fly in. The mother-in-law wasn't too happy with her son marrying the bride. The wedding went pretty well, and the reception was going okay, but the MIL had a stank face and was audibly complaining. Then, during speeches, the bride and groom thanked people who helped with the setup, decorations, etc. The MIL was mad that she wasn't thanked for some reason. She ended up causing a major scene where she physically attacked her son while screaming at the bride and groom. Her entire side of the family left the wedding reception, which was half of the people there. Overall, the people who were left made the most of it, but the bride and groom were visibly shaken and left shortly after. They ended up getting a divorce a few years later."
21. "I went to what I can only describe as a redneck wedding a few years ago. The groom was 24, and his bride-to-be was about 42 with two kids over the age of 18. So, it was a weird dynamic to begin with. The ceremony was at a public park under a gazebo. The groom's parents were visibly not down with the wedding. It was hot as hell, and there was enough food for maybe 30% of the guests. We were told the reception was at the local Elk's Lodge, which, while not very extravagant, at least had a bar and reception hall. Those were not rented out, however. They just had the pool. So you had the usual very old, very intoxicated clientele of a rural Elk's Lodge who were doing their thing, and then four people (bride, groom, and two of their friends) down in the pool, all passing around a bottle of Jack. I left immediately, and they got divorced six months later."
22. "This was in the early 2000s. The attendants were responsible for the buffet meal, refilling serving platters, selling drinks at the bar, etc. The food was all straight out of cans and grocery store containers — totally budget-friendly. No problem, just not typical. Then, the bride and groom had a dollar dance and made a big deal by shaking people down for $20s and no smaller bills. Before the dancing was allowed to start, the attendants were all sent among the guests to sell 50-50 tickets to benefit the bride and groom. The winner of the 50-50 was pressured into donating their half (over $2,000) back to the newlyweds. So, there was a full-on fundraiser vibe all afternoon and evening. The bridal party took turns playing music from their phones since the couple wouldn't pay for a DJ. The couple divorced within nine months."
23. "I attended a wedding where the bride's ex showed up uninvited and caused a scene during the ceremony. He argued with guests, tried to talk to the bride during her vows, and eventually had to be escorted out by security. It was incredibly awkward and disrupted what should have been a joyful day. Definitely a wedding I'll never forget!"
24. "It was in the middle of nowhere, held at a 'country club,' which I don't think had ever hosted an event of any kind. There was one motel in the town, and no rooms were left. So we planned to drive for four hours, see the wedding, and leave when they got to the part of the reception where the dancing and partying had started. We arrived and went in, and there was hardly anyone there. We went to where they were having the ceremony in some courtyard, and the chairs were all blowing away. There were some staff trying to chase them down. There must have been a couple of hundred chairs, and there couldn't have been more than 20 or 30 of us. I kept thinking, 'Who rented all those rooms?'"
"We sat and were almost amused in a horrified kind of way. But no one else showed up, and the start time came and went uncomfortably without anyone but the few guests showing up. Turns out there was no wedding. Someone cheated on someone the night before, and there was a big fight that morning. I never really learned the details. Someone from the venue finally came out and said sorry super awkwardly and that we should go home because the entire thing was being canceled."
25. "The maid of honor gave a truly atrocious 25-minute long speech before dinner. She was obviously super drunk and was rambling so badly. She used the speech to talk about her own mental health journey at one point, and THEN she finished the speech by inviting her husband on stage with her (he seemed like a total douche, too, by the way) and said: 'For those of you who don't know, today is actually our anniversary!' Then they both started making an awful and way-too-long speech all about themselves. It killed the vibe of the entire wedding."
26. "The cocktail hour lasted almost three hours, with the only snacks being oysters, so most people were hammered and starving at the end of those three hours. No big deal. Then, after we were seated for dinner, every table took turns going up and serving themselves buffet style. By the time it was our table's turn, all the dinner was gone from the serving trays. Three or four tables were left with nothing. It was so awkward, and we were so damn hungry. The wedding was on this little island in Washington that we were shuttled onto, so there wasn't any way we could leave to get our own food. The caterers went to a restaurant in town and brought in pasta dishes about two hours later, but by then, it was too late."
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