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K.D. Lewis
Male Habits That Make Women Cherish the Single Life
2024-07-14
Let's talk about those habits men have that make you reconsider the whole dating game and think, "You know what? Being single isn't so bad after all." Here’s a snarky breakdown of those male habits that make you cherish your solo time.
You’ve probably been there: dressed to impress, hoping for an evening of engaging conversation, only to find yourself questioning why you bothered in the first place.
Sometimes, it’s the little things that add up, making you appreciate the tranquility of your own company over the drama that often accompanies relationships.
Nothing makes a woman appreciate her own company more than a man who assumes she knows nothing about anything. You mention you like cars, and suddenly you're stuck in a two-hour lecture about how engines work, complete with hand gestures and patronizing smiles. Seriously, dude, I just wanted to talk about how cool the new Tesla looks.
The Eternal Man-Child
Then there's the guy who thinks adulting means having pizza rolls for dinner and spending weekends glued to video games. Sure, everyone deserves some downtime, but when his idea of a productive day is reaching level 100 in Call of Duty while his dirty laundry forms a mountain in the corner, it's time to re-evaluate your priorities.
The Commitment-Phobe
You meet someone new, hit it off, and just when you start seeing a future, he freaks out at the mention of any sort of commitment. Suddenly, you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of "I’m not ready for a relationship" while he still expects the benefits of one. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
The Perpetual Ghost
He’s all into you one week, then vanishes without a trace the next. His reappearance comes with lame excuses like, "Sorry, I’ve been busy." Busy doing what? Searching for a personality? If Casper had a dating profile, he’d be this guy.
The Mama's Boy
Ah, the mama's boy. Every decision, big or small, needs a stamp of approval from the queen herself. Going to dinner? Better make sure it’s mom’s favorite place. Thinking about a weekend getaway? Not without checking if she needs her baby boy to mow the lawn first. It’s like dating two people, and you didn’t sign up for a love triangle.
The Hygiene Hypocrite
This guy expects you to look like you walked out of a beauty salon 24/7 while he considers showering optional. His idea of dressing up is changing from one stained t-shirt to a slightly less stained one. Personal grooming? Only if it involves a beard he spends more time trimming than talking to you.
The Professional Gaslighter
He twists every situation to make you feel like the crazy one. You call him out on his nonsense, and suddenly you’re overreacting. He could be flirting with the waitress, but it's somehow your fault for being paranoid. Cue the eye roll.
The Chronic Complainer
Nothing is ever good enough for Mr. Pessimist. The weather, the food, his job—he has something negative to say about everything. Spending time with him is like being trapped in a vortex of negativity. Who needs that kind of energy?
The Financial Freeloader
He always “forgets” his wallet or comes up with an excuse to avoid paying. Suddenly, you find yourself covering every date, every outing. You didn’t sign up to be anyone’s sugar mama, thank you very much.
The Emotionally Unavailable
This guy wouldn't know how to express his feelings if his life depended on it. Any attempt at a serious conversation is met with a blank stare or a quick change of topic. Emotional intimacy? Forget it. You’d have better luck getting a heartfelt
These habits serve as daily reminders of why single life can be so sweet. Without the unnecessary drama, emotional roller coasters, and constant annoyances, you get to enjoy your own company and live life on your own terms.
So here’s to embracing the single life and all the freedom and peace it brings.
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