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    15 Funny Numbers to Call if You Want to Crack Up

    By Morgan McMurrin,

    1 day ago

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    Ring, ring! It’s time to take your pranks up a notch with 15 silly numbers to prank call that connect you with the Tooth Fairy, a fake national emergency operator, a man who reveals you don’t want to be friends anymore and a variety of other hilarious fictional places. While traditional prank phone calls may be a thing of the past thanks to things like caller-ID, you can still trick your friends and family members with numbers that direct them to hilarious hotlines.

    Besides giving out a fake number to make someone laugh , these funny phone numbers also come in handy when you don’t want to reveal your actual digits to a stranger who is harassing you at a bar or who you didn’t hit it off with on a date. However, since prank numbers only work when someone actually calls them up, when you go about giving one out, make sure you mention that you’re not much of a texter and that they should call you instead. Then, they’ll definitely be in for a surprise when they try to get in touch with you.

    Check out some of Parade ’s favorite 15 funny numbers to prank call that actually work, below. After you go through our list, the only question you’ll be asking yourself is which one should you try out first!

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    15 Funny Numbers to Prank Call

    1. Santa’s Workshop: 951-262-3062

    “Ho, ho, ho!” will be the first thing the person you’re pranking hears as this number will link up whoever is dialing it with Santa’s hotline and let them chat with Mr. Christmas himself. It’s not just a great number to prank call for kids—but adults can join in for a laugh and a touch of holiday enchantment.

    2. Hogwarts Admissions: 1-267-436-5109

    This prank call is quite magical. Instead of normal rings, whoever is getting pranked will instantly recognize the magical tune they hear as it’s from the movie Harry Potter . While that will instantly let them know it’s not your number, they will likely stay on the line and let the enchanting call play through to hear what else there is.

    3. Outsource Your Friendship to India: 631-960-7169

    Sometimes you don’t want to give out your number to strangers you meet, especially those who give off a creepy vibe. When you find yourself in a situation where you never want to talk to someone again, give them this number. Just remember to tell them you’re not a fan of texting so they actually dial it. Once they do, they’ll be shocked when an Indian man answers and says “Hello, Caller. Your lovely friend has given you this number because he or she has decided to outsource your friendship to India and I have to take over for his or her friendship duties and requirements from now on…..”

    4. Stranger Things’ Surfer Boy Pizza: 805-457-4992

    Tell one of your friends or family members you found a great pizza place and then give them this number. Once they dial it, they’ll probably not realize it’s a prank at first and then it’ll set in as the conversation continues. They’ll think it’s so funny when you reveal that the number actually is to the fictional Surfer Boy Pizza from Netflix’s Stranger Things .

    5. Callin’ Oates: 719-266-2837

    This is the perfect prank number to give a music-lover. After a couple of rings they’ll be thrown off when a British woman answers and lets them know that they’ve reached the Callin’ Oates hotline. She’ll then proceed to give the caller a choice of some of Hall & Oates’ biggest hits to listen to, saying. “To hear ‘One on One,’ please press 1, to hear ‘Rich Girl’ please press 2, to hear ‘Maneater’ please press 3 and to hear ‘Private Eyes’ please press 4.”

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    6. Tooth Fairy Headquarters: 1-833-324-7992

    If you want to pull off a really adorable prank on your kids or children you’re babysitting call this number. It’ll add a bit of magic into their day when they “Hi, thanks for calling Tooth Fairy Headquarters! We have a few special messages for you to choose from…” Of those messages, callers can choose to talk about losing their first tooth, dental visits or get a pep talk.

    7. A Natural Emergency Warning: 254-632-6638

    If you know someone who is always worried that a comet is going to destroy Earth, this is the perfect prank to pull on them. Act like you received a national emergency call that a city in the United States was hit by a comet and hand them the phone to “prove” it. The funny prank is actually a tie-in with Netflix’s Don’t Look Up .

    8. From Stranger Things, Murray Bauman’s House: 618-625-8313

    The next time someone at the bar asks you for your number and you don’t want to give it out, use this one instead! It’s the perfect one to memorize for situations like this as it connects the caller with a fake and hilarious voicemail that belongs to Murray Bauman from Stranger Things , who happens to be a private investigator on the hit show.

    9. Sesame Street Hotline: 626-831-9333

    Let Grover and Oscar the Grouch from Sesame Street help you prank someone. It’s a cute and harmless number to give out or to call yourself and hand the phone over to someone who’s with you to receive some silly life advice.

    10. Kids Pep Talk Line: 707-873-7862

    This is the perfect prank number to give to someone you know who’s having a bad day. It includes encouraging and fun messages from kids that will surely make whoever is hearing them smile.

    11. Better Call Saul hotline: 505–503–4455

    If you know someone who is a fan of the TV show Better Call Saul , giving them this prank number will end up making their day. On the show, a lot of people try to get Saul’s number, seeking legal representation, and like them, this number will direct whoever dials it to the Better Call Saul hotline.

    12. God of War Hotline: 888-447-5594

    It’s never a bad idea to have one or two fake numbers memorized in case you need to give them out instead of your own. One of those can be this one! Those who call it will reach an easter egg hotline for finishing the video game God of War and the caller will be greeted with the phrase “By the gods, you’ve done it!” followed by a longer conversation.

    13. Annoying Hold Music: 858-924-0180

    Prank someone by acting like you need them to wait on a call for you while you go to the bathroom. In reality, when they do you this favor, they will have to listen to some of the most annoying holding music ever as Britney Spears’ "Toxic" is played by an extremely out-of-tune recorder.

    14. Bad Connection Number: 270-392-3043

    If you ever wished you had a fake number you could give out, this is a good option because upon being dialed it makes whoever is calling it think they mistyped the number. It doesn’t have any funny messages, so it actually makes it believable that you accidentally gave out the wrong number or the other person saved it incorrectly.

    15. Test Call Gone Wrong: 914-737-9938

    The next time you’re with a friend or significant other, act like you got a strange call that makes you nervous and hand the phone to them. On the other line, they’ll hear what starts out as a normal test call announcement and then makes you think you overhear something you aren’t supposed to. “This is a CPTA announcement. This is a test,” starts out the voice. “I’m not really sure what I’m supposed to say, and I’m not too concerned with it…”

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