Columbus, OH

It’s time for the third edition of Dispatches from Bat Country this month, and boy, do we have some juicy names for you this week. Unfortunately, in the realm of Bat Country, juicy tends to be a synonym for ridiculous, so join me as we apply our clown makeup and take a journey through the bizarre.

Dispatches from Bat Country: July 2024 - Edition 3, The Three Batketeers

Ed.note: Reminder that we have 1 open spot for a potential contributor. Thanks to all who have sent me emails so far about their interest. We’ll keep it open for a few more days for any others who might be interested. Cheers!. Gone?. Signing. Hmm.

The Daily Hilario: Tuesday

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The famous Brazilian footballer Neymar is recovering from a knee injury. Playing for Al-Hilal in the Saudi Pro League, the former Barcelona man has only managed to play five games since his move from Paris Saint-Germain due to fitness issues. At 32, Neymar's recovery journey has been long, but he is now close to returning.

Neymar gets return date and a surprise transfer admission

Sometimes telling stories and sharing anecdotes just isn’t enough, and kids have to learn the hard way. A 16-year-old sprinter from England learned about the dangers of celebrating early in the most hilarious way at the U18 European Championships on Friday, and I promise you’re not ready for how bad this was.

This 16-year-old fell victim to the worst case of early celebration ever

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Dianna Carney

Sandy Paws Rescue Inc., a foster-based rescue organization in Massachusetts, recently shared their furry friends who have been waiting the longest to find their forever homes. From a puppy who is housebroken and loves toys to a little five-year-old dog who is a great snuggle buddy and loves other dogs, each dog is unique but has one thing in common- they need a family who will love them. Get to know these five great dogs below, and don't forget to leave a comment to let me know which pup stole your heart!

Local Animal Rescue Shares Dogs Who've Been Looking For Love The Longest

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Some Virginia fans of The Bold and the Beautiful said they were skeptical when Thomas Forrester (Mathew Atkinswon) asked Hope Spencer (Anikka Noelle) to marry him for a third time on Friday.

The Bold and the Beautiful Spoilers: Thomas was not sincere in his proposal to Hope on Friday

Malang Sarr has been waiting for a train to take him out of footballing limbo, and it looks like one might finally be pulling into the station. And he’s already got his ticket to ride. According to Foot Mercato, Sarr has agreed personal terms with RC Lens over a...

Malang Sarr agrees terms with RC Lens — report

Last week, the Argentinian National Team beat Colombia in the Copa America Final, completing a sweep of three major tournaments in a row - two Copas and a World Cup in between. It is a feat that makes them among the greatest international squads to have ever played the game.

On Racism and Regrettable Statements

With one comfortable win under their belts already, Sunderland went into their second preseason tour match of summer 1995 looking to start moving through the gears. Their Republic of Ireland trip had commenced with a 2-0 win over Dublin based outfit St Patrick’s Athletic two days earlier, and having now travelled to County Lough they were to take on newly promoted League of Ireland Premier Division outfit Drogheda United in what was expected to be a tough encounter.

On This Day (23rd July 1995): Peter Reid watches Michael Gray step in from the cold!

A long-rumored change to the NFL is inching closer to fruition. According to a new report from Mark Maske of The Washington Post, the NFL and the NFLPA have begun “high-level discussions” regarding a move to an 18-game schedule. As reported in The Washington Post Lloyd Howell, the NFLPA’s executive director, told Maske that while “formal” talks between the NFL and the NFLPA have not begun, the two sides have begun discussions that are the latest sign yet that a move to a longer schedule is on the table.

NFL inching closer to 18-game schedule, per report

There were 18 LIV Golf players at the Open Championship, one of the largest groups of participants in the four majors this year. They had over 10 percent of the field at Royal Troon this past weekend. The Saudi-backed league saw Bryson DeChambeau become its second major champion at the U.S. Open after Brooks Koepka was the first at the 2023 PGA Championship.

How Jon Rahm, all 18 LIV Golf players scored, finished at The Open Championship

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A woman is alleging that Celebrity Cruises lost her bag in the ocean and then failed to let her know what happened. The cruise passenger took to TikTok to talk about the incident which she admits is different from the kinds of content she usually shares.

"This is Literally So Ridiculous": Cruise Passenger Claims Bag Was Dropped in the Ocean

If you know one thing about Mike Piazza’s beef with Roger Clemens, it’s probably the moment in Game 2 of the 2000 World Series when Clemens threw a chunk of Piazza’s broken bat right back at Piazza. That’s definitely the climax of the feud, but it wasn’t an isolated incident.

The beautiful baseball beef between Mike Piazza and Roger Clemens

Mattia Binotto is returning to Formula 1. The former Ferrari Team Principal has taken a role with Sauber, ahead of the team becoming the Audi works project in the 2026 season. In a statement issued by Audi, it was announced that Binotto is taking on the role of “Chief Operating and Chief Technical Officer in the leadership team of Sauber Motorsport AG, with responsibility and accountability for the operative management and sporting success of the racing team. Mattia Binotto will report to the Board of Directors of Sauber Motorsport AG.”

Mattia Binotto is returning to F1

Charlotte, NC

It’s not always easy being a short king, and Carolina Panthers quarterback Bryce Young knows it more than anyone. The Panthers mortgaged the future to move up to the No. 1 pick in the 2023 NFL Draft to select the 5’9 QB, but his rookie year was such a disaster Carolina ended up sending the No. 1 overall pick in the 2024 NFL Draft back to the Chicago Bears to complete the deal. Young is only 22 years old, but he’s already facing a critical second season in Carolina as he reports to training camp.

Bryce Young looked like literal child on first day of school at Panthers training camp

Three days after they fell to the WNBA All-Star team, Team USA bounced back and defeated Germany in resounding fashion, 84-57, on Tuesday. Here are three takeaways from Team USA’s second — and final — exhibition game before the 2024 Paris Olympics:. 1. Team USA is (still)...

Team USA is A’ja Wilson’s team and 2 more takeaways from big win over Germany

San Antonio, TX

The summer of Victor Wembanyama starts now. The 20-year-old wunderkind is about to be one of the faces of the 2024 Paris Olympics as he takes centerstage for his home country of France. The French are coming off a silver medal in men’s basketball at the last Tokyo Olympics, and the arrival of their 7’5 superfreak into the lineup is pushing the hype to the next level. After the Olympics, Wembanyama will return to the San Antonio Spurs for the highly anticipated second season, where the team will try to compete for the play-in tournament in the Western Conference.

Victor Wembanyama’s new Nike shoes look like something an actual alien would wear

Detroit, MI

When general manager Brad Holmes and coach Dan Campbell took over the Detroit Lions in 2021, they knew they had a big task ahead of them to turn the franchise into a winner. Three years later, they were 30 minutes of football away from the Super Bowl and have exceeded expectations—even if they’re reluctant to take the credit.

Lions’ new-look secondary will need to gel for Detroit to repeat their success in 2024

Xander Schauffele is officially a two-time major winner. He stormed past the field to win the 152nd Open Championship at Royal Troon by two shots after he signed for a bogey-free 6-under 65 to get to 9-under overall. It marked his second major win of 2024, as he also won...

The Open Payout: How much money Xander Schauffle won in the last major championship

Los Angeles, CA

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An anonymous L.A. influencer is turning everyone's lightly-awkward exchange—when a food service worker flips over their iPad so you can fill in the tip percentage— into some of the most controversial content on social media right now. And today, we talked to them about it.

Meet the L.A. Influencer Who Is Trying to Get Famous By Never Tipping at Restaurants and Bars

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Manchester City Could Lose Ederson this Summer

Ederson is a man in demand. The Manchester City goalkeeper is in high demand as he is wanted by money bags from the Saudi Pro League....

Manchester City Could Lose Ederson this Summer

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