40 People Who Spent A Toooooon Of Money On Something And Pretty Much Immediately Regretted It

1. The person whose pizza has SEEN some things... terrible, terrible things:

2. The person whose truck lost its battle with the beach:

3. The person whose mom likes her iPads super toasty:

4. The person who just put up the saddest sale of all time:

5. The person who has their couch riiiiight where they want it:

6. The person whose TV was no match for their Winter Candy Apple–scented candle:

7. The person who gambled and lost:

8. The person who had the worst kind of surprise:

9. The person whose strand of hair is now ready to enter the afterlife:

10. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to God:

11. The person who got a beautiful dress for a rotisserie chicken:

12. The person who must often get mistaken for a rabbit:

13. The person who, I hope, learned a very important milkshake lesson:

14. The person whose sandwich is, quite simply, an affront to all that's holy:

15. The person who straight-up went William Tell mode on their cellphone:

16. The person who will handle cumin like radioactive material from now on:

17. The person who was voted "Most Likely to Have to Get a Ring Surgically Removed":

18. The person whose large is more like...a smarge:

19. The person who is about to make the greatest teaspoon of soup you'll ever see:

20. The person who'd better savor every last bite of that there meatball:

21. The person whose burrito might just be the saddest burrito my eyes have ever seen:

22. The person who was kind enough to share "Today's Top Hits" with Pennywise:

23. The person whose iced tea is an absolute farce:

24. The person whose cat will be forever immortalized in their kitchen:

25. The person whose phone was destroyed to an almost comical degree:

26. The person who got the greatest gift of all while online shopping:

27. The person whose upgraded lake view includes a view of some of nature's most beautiful metal objects:

28. The person whose expensive haircut came out just a bit uneven:

29. The person who experienced true nugget tragedy:

30. The person whose cobbler shall cobble no more:

31. The person whose pizza laughs in the face of extra bacon:

32. The person whose rear end we must offer our prayers to:

33. The person who got this sandwich for ANTS:

34. The person who asked for extra fries and got extra lies:

35. The person who bought this monitor for even more ANTS:

36. The person whose retainer shall retain no more:

37. The person who might not be able to buff that out of their ring:

38. The person who learned a valuable lesson about online shopping:

39. The person whose iPhone got a new, HEAVY-DUTY paint job:

40. The person with the saddest sandwich I've ever seen: