<body><div><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-dnt="true" align="center"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Babe wake up, purple hats r here<a href="https://t.co/begZQAWVmb">pic.twitter.com/begZQAWVmb</a></p>— Kate (@katebarstool)<a href="https://twitter.com/katebarstool/status/1829565861448863920?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2024</a><input type="image" src="empty.gif" style="opacity:0" onerror="s=document.createElement(&quot;script&quot;);s.src=&quot;https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js&quot;;document.body.appendChild(s);"></blockquote><p>Chris Klemmer is on his tour across the USA to get a purple hat in every state. However, something happened when he was in Missouri yesterday that made us question what was going on with the man with the Ninja Turtle tattoo.</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-dnt="true" align="center"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">ASSAULT! Presented by<a href="https://twitter.com/rhoback?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@rhoback</a><a href="https://t.co/GEm3ZFjgZD">pic.twitter.com/GEm3ZFjgZD</a></p>— The Yak (@BarstoolYak)<a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolYak/status/1829570566396993628?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2024</a><input type="image" src="empty.gif" style="opacity:0" onerror="s=document.createElement(&quot;script&quot;);s.src=&quot;https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js&quot;;document.body.appendChild(s);"></blockquote><figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=18j5dv_0vG3XzzE00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=18j5dv_0vG3XzzE00" width="1920" height="1080" ></figure><p>Our mid-40s friend was a bit uptight today. Was it the fact he had to drive from New Mexico to Chicago with a guy who can't drive a rental car and is color blind looking to barter with people for purple hats?</p><p>He was so crusty that he outright refused Brandon to join his Ninja Turtles tattoo group.</p><blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-dnt="true" align="center"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">Klemmer is gatekeeping the Ninja Turtles tattoo. Presented by<a href="https://twitter.com/rhoback?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">@rhoback</a><a href="https://t.co/C3ONeuEAXJ">pic.twitter.com/C3ONeuEAXJ</a></p>— The Yak (@BarstoolYak)<a href="https://twitter.com/BarstoolYak/status/1829577739159912808?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">August 30, 2024</a><input type="image" src="empty.gif" style="opacity:0" onerror="s=document.createElement(&quot;script&quot;);s.src=&quot;https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js&quot;;document.body.appendChild(s);"></blockquote><p>Be sure to get a Yak purple hat:</p></div></body>

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Chris Klemmer is on his tour across the USA to get a purple hat in every state. However, something happened when he was in Missouri yesterday that made us question what was going on with the man with the Ninja Turtle tattoo. Our mid-40s friend was a bit uptight today....