To paraphrase the late, great Mitch Hedberg, I used to drink when I was younger--I still do, but I used to, too. Like many, as I've gotten older, I've cut way, way back on my consumption of alcoholic beverages after finally figuring out that we (the booze and me) just aren't as compatible as we once were. Nowadays, I drink the about same amount over the course of a year that I used to consume weekly.