We asked, and you all answered. I think I speak for the collective when putting yourself into a silly little scenario, which is always fun and a good idea. Whether it be who you'd dine with, dead or alive, what your first action item would be if you sat in the Oval Office, or what you'd return as in a second life. It's always exciting to let your brain run wild and think of possibilities that will probably never come to fruition. Here at Whiskey Riff, we also love to think about some fun country music fake scenarios, whether it be a dream karaoke duet with your favorite artist, who you'd like to spend an evening backstage with, or more. Thanks to
Gabe Lee , he posed a stellar country music scenario that we blasted to our followers for some valuable market research.
"Which country singer would you not want to fight?" https://www.instagram.com/p/C_uDJnQATFo/ Over 400 of you had QUALITY answers for who you'd hate to find yourself alone in an alley with. I think the majority of us would agree with many of these answers, like Brantley Gilbert, Riley Green and Koe Wetzel. They grow them big out in East Texas, and we have all heard the wild stories of him bar fighting over the years. Or those who sounded off that Morgan Wallen near a chair have very valid points, but there were also some wild cards in there that I don't think anyone expected to read. Check out some of our favorite answers.
"There’s a few I’d like to take out back and teach a lesson but Big John Cannon from The Lowdown Drifters is not one of them. I wouldn’t wanna end up on Whitey Morgan's bad side, either." "Kane Brown. I feel like he'd try to kiss me." "Toby Keith when he was as good as he once was." "Wallen if a chair is within reach." "Trace Adkins is the only answer. Dude is 6’6”, worked on an oil rig, and got shot in the chest but shook it off." "Any of the Dixie chicks bc they'd goodbye Earl your ass in a second." "Early 2000 Gretchen Wilson would bottle me in the head for sure." "Garth Brooks. May never find me ever again." "70’s DAC." "Koe Wetzel." "Toby Keith, easy. That boy was 6’4, 250 pounds of America." "Johnny Cash (especially as “Sue”)" "Chris Gaines" "COJO can probably hog-tie you in a split second." "Johnny Cash. Dude was like 6’2, 250 pounds strung out." "Waylon…" "David Allan Coe. No thanks, lol." "All I know is Charlie Daniels and his friend Jim took on an entire bar full of dudes by themselves." "Koe Wetzel, that boy is huge." "Morgan Wallen, he keeps those chairs tucked in his skinny jeans." "David Allen Coe! Even today. Mean never gets old." "Bailey Zimmerman, not tryna go to prison for Involuntary MS." "Willie Nelson. Cause imagine how pissed everyone would be if someone beat up Willie Nelson…" "Johnny Paycheck." "David Alan Coe or Johnny paycheck. Both of whom actually murdered people." "George Jones was drunk, and it still took Waylon and another guy to hold him down and tie him to a tree." "Hank Jr." "Dolly, even if I win (I'm 5'2"), then half the country would have a price on my head." "Before I answer, does Morgan Wallen get a chair?" "Johnny Cash or 2016-2019 Koe Wetzel. Find them both in drunken stupors, and you’ll end up unconscious." Riley Green once snapped a dude's arm while arm wrestling, so... not hard to see why he made the list. Don't watch if you're squeamish: https://www.instagram.com/p/-r9f17BtYq/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=7cce4ff7-6850-4bd0-8c38-9a4bf876eecc
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