You want to know how ready Eagles fans are for Monday Night Football? They brought a flamethrower to the tailgate at 5:30 a.m. The Falcons better not even get off the bus:. Every year Kirk Cousins comes into the Linc on prime time and every year he leaves a loser. And that was before we introduced flamethrowers to the mix. No A.J. Brown? Who cares, the Eagles have freaking flamethrowers now. That, Jason Kelce returning, Nick Foles’ retirement, and the home opener has to be worth at least a touchdown. The Eagles have never lost when the fans are bringing flamethrowers to a game.