If you’ve ever had a crush, you know the biggest thrill is putting a smile on their face. And if that smile is the result of a flirty joke you told? All the better. Nothing blooms love like a laugh and so we’ve collected 150 of the best (and just a tiny bit naughty!) jokes to make your crush fall in love with you—or at least, make them LOL. Hey, they say the way to somebody’s heart is through a flirty knock-knock joke , right?
From sweet and silly (yep, there are some flirty dad jokes on the list!) to slightly saucy, we've got 150 flirty jokes to help you turn up the charm! Whether you're naturally flirtatious or need some help telling someone you like them , these funny lines are perfect for Tinder or IRL.
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Best Flirty Jokes
1. Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
2. Is your name Google? Because you've got everything I've been searching for.
3. Do you have a map? I just keep getting lost in your eyes.
4. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
5. Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I'm really feeling a connection.
6. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
7. Are you a time traveler? Because I see you in my future.
8. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
9. Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
10. Are you a parking ticket? Because you've got FINE written all over you.
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Flirty Knock Knock Jokes
11. Knock knock! Who's there? Olive. Olive who? Olive you and I don't care who knows it!
12. Knock knock! Who's there? Lettuce. Lettuce who? Lettuce go out on a date!
13. Knock knock! Who's there? Dozen. Dozen who? Dozen anybody want to go out with me?
14. Knock knock! Who's there? Hawaii. Hawaii who? Hawaii you doing tonight? Want to grab dinner?
15. Knock knock! Who's there? Owl. Owl who? Owl always have eyes for you!
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16. Knock knock! Who's there? Yacht. Yacht who? Yacht to know by now how much I like you!
17. Knock knock! Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Butter ask you out now before someone else does!
18. Knock knock! Who's there? Honeydew. Honeydew who? Honeydew you know how sweet you are?
19. Knock knock! Who's there? Tulips. Tulips who? Tulips are better than one, especially if they're from you!
20. Knock knock! Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, I'm here to ask you out!
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Flirty Jokes To Make Him Laugh
21. Are you a drummer? Because you're making my heart skip a beat.
22. Do you like science? Because I've got my ion you.
23. Are you a campfire? Because you're hot and I want s'more.
24. Is your name Spotify? Because you're the hottest single around.
25. Do you like Star Wars ? Because Yoda only one for me!
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26. Are you a bank loan? Because you've got my interest!
27. Is your name Chance? Because I'd like to take you.
28. Do you work at Subway? Because you've just made my day.
29. Are you a boxer? Because you're a total knockout!
30. Is your name Eminem? Because you've got me rapping my head around you.
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Flirty Jokes To Make Her Laugh
31. Are you a fortune cookie? Because you're bringing me good luck.
32. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
33. Are you a cat? Because you're purr-fect!
34. Is your name Chapstick? Because you're da balm!
35. Are you a dictionary? Because you're adding meaning to my life.
36. Do you like raisins? How about a date?
37. Is your dad a baker? Because you're a cutie pie!
38. Are you a rainbow? Because you brighten up my day.
39. Is your name Siri? Because you've got all the answers I need.
40. Are you a compass? Because you're pointing me in the right direction.
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Flirty Dad Jokes
41. Are you a fruit? Because you're a fine-apple!
42. Do you like coffee? Because I like you a latte!
43. Are you a keyboard? Because you're just my type!
44. Do you like math? Because you're the only ten I see!
45. Do you like bacon? Because you're sizzlin'!
46. Do you like pizza? Because you've got a pizza my heart!
47. Do you like science? Because we've got great chemistry!
48. Are you a photographer? Because you capture my best side.
49. Is your name Bluetooth? Because I'm picking up your signal.
50. Was your father a thief? Because someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.
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Flirty One-Liners
51. If you were a vegetable, you'd be a cute-cumber!
52. You must be French, because Eiffel for you!
53. Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?
54. If you were a triangle, you'd be acute one!
55. You must be a time machine, because you're making me want to fast-forward to our future together.
56. You must be a snake, because you’ve slithered into my heart.
57. You must be a library book, because I can't stop checking you out.
58. You must be a treasure chest, because you hold all my interest.
59. Your name must be honey, because you're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
60. You must be a gardener, because you've planted yourself in my heart.
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Flirty Jokes for Texts
61. Are you a text message? Because you've got me smiling at my phone!
62. Do you have a charger? Because you're electrifying!
63. Do you like emojis? Because you've got me 😍!
64. Are you a notification? Because I can't stop checking you out!
65. Do you have data? Because I'd love to connect with you!
66. Are you a smartphone? Because you're smart and I want to hold you all day!
67. Do you like selfies? Because I can picture us together!
68. Are you a meme? Because you're unforgettable!
69. Do you have Bluetooth? Because I'd love to pair with you!
70. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you're Cu-Te!
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71. Do you have a pencil? Because I want to erase your past and write our future.
72. Do you like tea? Because you're just my cup.
73. Do you like geometry? Because you've got all the right angles.
74. Do you like cooking? Because you're setting my heart on fire.
75. Do you like tacos? Because you've got me shell-shocked.
76. Are you a marshmallow? Because you're sweet, soft, and I want to keep you close to my heart.
77. Do you feel this too?
78. Do you like grapes? I've got a bunch of reasons to ask you out.
79. Are you a work of art? Because I can't stop staring at you.
80. Is it hot in here, or is it just your presence?
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Silly Flirty Jokes
81. Do you work at NASA? Because you're out of this world.
82. Are you a deck of cards? Because you're the queen of my heart.
83. Are you a GPS? Because you're guiding me to happiness.
84. Do you like poetry? Because you make my heart rhyme.
85. Are you a lightbulb? Because you light up my life.
86. Are you a hypnotist? Because I can't take my eyes off you.
87. Are you a musician? Because you're music to my ears.
88. Do you like puzzles? Because I'm trying to piece together how someone could be so perfect.
89. Are you a meteorologist? Because you're predicting a hot front.
90. Do you have a watch? Because I think it's time we got together.
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The Goofiest Flirty Jokes
91. Are you a chef? Because you're cooking up something special in my heart.
92. Do you like math? Because you're the solution to all my problems.
93. Are you a firefighter? Because you're smokin' hot!
94. Do you have a passport? I think we're destined for an adventure together.
95. Are you a detective? Because you've got me puzzled.
96. Do you like gardening? Because our love is blooming.
97. Are you a pilot? Because you've got my heart soaring.
98. Do you have a first aid kit? I think I've fallen for you.
99. Are you a librarian? Because you've got fine written all over you.
100. Do you like fishing? Because I think you're quite a catch.
101. Are you a rare book? Because you're simply priceless.
102. Do you like astronomy? Because you're my star.
103. Are you a painter? Because you're a work of art.
104. Do you have a name tag? I just want to check if you're as sweet as you look.
105. Are you a tour guide? Because you're showing me the way to happiness.
106. Do you like space exploration? Because you're taking me to new frontiers.
107. Are you a writer? Because you're the main character in my story.
108. Do you have a sweet tooth? Because you look like a treat.
109. Are you a mathematician? Because you've got me counting the ways I like you.
110. Do you like art? Because I'm drawn to you.
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The Sexiest Flirty Jokes
111. Are you a sailor? Because you've navigated straight into my heart.
112. Do you have a stopwatch? I want to time how long it takes for you to fall for me.
113. Are you a linguist? Because you speak the language of love.
114. Do you like history? Because I can see us making some together.
115. Are you a superhero? Because you've saved me from a boring day.
116. Do you have a penny? I want to share my thoughts about how cute you are.
117. Are you a scientist? Because we have explosive chemistry.
118. Do you like yoga? Because you're really stretching my imagination.
119. Are you a fortune teller? Because I can see a future with you.
120. Do you have a name? Or can I call you mine?
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Unique Flirty Jokes
121. Do you like biology? Because I think we have great cellular compatibility.
122. Do you like algebra? Because I'd like to replace your X without asking Y.
123. Are you a parking space? Because you're hard to find but worth the search.
124. Do you like chocolate? Because you're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache.
125. Are you an encyclopedia? Because you're full of fascinating information.
126. Do you like weather forecasts? Because you're the sunshine in my life.
127. Is your name Sugar? Because you're so sweet, you're giving me cavities.
128. Do you like physics? Because I'm attracted to you.
129. Are you a Polaroid? Because you instantly transform my day.
130. Do you like magic tricks? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears.
131. Is your name Atlas? Because you're carrying my whole world.
132. Do you like fruit? Because I think we'd make a great pear.
133. Are you a chameleon? Because you're changing my world with your colorful personality.
134. Do you like astronomy? Because you're the star of my show.
135. Are you a playlist? Because you're music to my ears.
136.Are you a lighthouse? Because you're guiding me to safe harbors.
137. Are you a doctor? Because you've cured my loneliness.
138. Do you like geography? Because you're the world to me.
139. Are you a thief? Because you've stolen my heart.
140. Do you like chemistry? Because I think we have a strong bond.
141. Are you a photographer? Because you make my world picture perfect.
142. Do you like math? Because you're the only sum I need.
143. Are you a bookworm? Because you've got me hooked.
144. Do you like dancing? Because you've got all the right moves.
145. Are you a symphony? Because you're creating beautiful harmonies in my life.
146. Do you like art? Because you're a masterpiece.
147. Are you a mechanic? Because you've fine-tuned my heart.
148. Do you like cooking? Because you've got all the right ingredients.
149. Are you a dream? Because you're too good to be true.
150. Are you a bestseller? Because you've got me hooked from cover to cover.
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