<body><div><figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=2CpCac_0w5gGaEB00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=2CpCac_0w5gGaEB00" width="700" height="519" ><figcaption>Header Image Source:</figcaption></figure>Mike is taking a much-needed vacation this week. He’s engaged in some sort of immersion therapy, spending all week in a sauna with the online left. It hasn’t worked yet, but this year might be the one!After Dennis Quaid delivered a speech at a Trump rally, Lea Thompson cringe-tweeted, embarrassed to admit she was once engaged to him. It’s wild that he’s the sane brother. (The Wrap) Bianca Censori, who is already suing Kanye West, is now alleging that he told her that he wanted to have sex with her mom while she watched. This man is not OK. (Page Six) Andrew Garfield has broken up with his girlfriend, Dr. Kate Tomas, who is a self-proclaimed “professional witch.” (E!)Soon after law school, I was the co-owner of a start-up, which is where Pajiba was conceived. After the dot com bubble burst, I exchanged my share of the company for Pajiba. My oldest friend growing up ended up selling a version of that company for millions of dollars. What he’s always been very good at is finding and selling products online where’s there’s an untapped market, from nursing scrubs to cowboy boots to handbags. I write about Damon Lindelof shows. Whatever! I beat him in an extra-credit project in third grade, and basically, he’s been kicking my ass at life ever since. Anyway, now he’s selling wrapping paper for those who might be interested in that sort of thing. (Aspen and Arlo) Liam Gallagher not only hates his brother, he hated the SNL sketch that made fun of Oasis last night. It wasn’t a great skit, to be fair. (Vulture)Sarah Sherman appropriately responded, “LEGEND.” <figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=29FDIK_0w5gGaEB00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=29FDIK_0w5gGaEB00" width="700" height="250" ></figure>Lt. Dan survived a hurricane only to scuttle his newfound Internet fame by dropping the N-word. Milkshake Duck’d himself on a live stream. (Daily Beast) Robert Smith and The Cure is set to retire when he turns 70, which is in five years, if you wanted to feel old today. (AV Club)Here’s some good news: Regardless of who is elected in November, there will be a sequel, and Samara Weaving will return. (Variety)</div></body>

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Lea Thompson Is Newly Embarrassed that She Was Once Engaged To Dennis Quaid

Mike is taking a much-needed vacation this week. He’s engaged in some sort of immersion therapy, spending all week in a sauna with the online left. It hasn’t worked yet, but this year might be the one!. After Dennis Quaid delivered a speech at a Trump rally, Lea...