Zodiac Signs That Are Better Off Sticking to Wine – No Beer or Spirits for Them

Disclaimer: Ms. Trent's content is intended for general information and entertainment. The astrological information presented has been extensively researched, meticulously recorded, and carefully observed by the author.

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If you're just drinking to get drunk, it may seem like there's no real difference between wine, beer, or spirits. A glass of wine (150ml), a can of beer (300ml), and a shot of vodka (50ml) all contain similar amounts of alcohol. The only difference is how quickly the alcohol hits your bloodstream. Wine enters faster than beer but slower than spirits. And yes, if you keep drinking, you’ll get drunk no matter what.

But if you’re concerned about your health, red wine is considered the healthiest choice. It’s packed with antioxidants and has anti-inflammatory benefits that beer and spirits don’t offer. Beer has more carbs, so it packs in more calories. Spirits? They’re harder on your heart and liver compared to wine.

More than that, though, wine is about style. Drinking wine is like dressing up in your best outfit, whether you're toasting to a win or trying to forget a loss. It has a vibe, an elegance that beer or spirits just don’t.

Here are four zodiac signs that are better off sticking with wine:

Gemini: Wine Keeps the Wild Side in Check

Geminis tend to drink to forget their problems, but they usually end up creating new ones. If you’ve ever woken up, stared at the damage to your car, and thought, “How did that even happen?”—it might be time to rethink your drinking choices. Beer makes you rowdy. Hard liquor makes you forget the person lying next to you. Beer feels like a cheap diner, and liquor is like a jail cell. Wine? Wine is like a fancy house, a safe haven. Choose wine. It keeps the chaos at bay.

Cancer: Because You’re Already Emotional

Cancers are emotional enough even without a drink. Tequila has probably landed you in trouble more than once, maybe even in a jail cell after a misunderstanding at a club. And who could forget the time you had too many beers and started sobbing during karaoke? Beer and spirits only magnify your feelings. Drinking wine is like using a gentle fly swatter instead of a hammer to handle life’s annoyances. Plus, nothing pairs better with your favorite comfort foods than wine.

Sagittarius: It’s the Right Choice for You

Sagittarius, you love adventure, risk, and pushing boundaries. But you’ve lived on the edge long enough. It’s time to tone things down. Switching from spirits to wine is like choosing fruit over cake — you still get your sweet fix, but without the crash. It doesn’t mean you’ve lost your edge; it just means you’ve become smarter. Plus, “fruit of the vine” sounds so much better than “fruit of the potato” or “hops.” (Seriously, what are hops anyway?)

Scorpio: Wine Matches Your Mystery

Scorpio, your sign thrives on mystery and allure. Spirits are too harsh, and beer? Too basic. You’re not about that. You need something with elegance, something that keeps people guessing. Drinking wine from a fine glass fits your vibe perfectly. Wine is smooth, classy, and filled with complexity — just like you. It adds to your air of sophistication, never letting your mask slip. It’s the perfect match.