<body><div><h2>Get Ready for New Orleans | FFFW 209</h2><figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=1ZxhIs_0wCrMUEG00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=1ZxhIs_0wCrMUEG00" width="1920" height="1080" ></figure><p><b>DISCLAIMER:</b> None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire.</p><p>Y’all welcome to the 209th edition of the FFFW! As a reminder, the “FFFW” stands for “Friday Funeral Fast Wrap.” Whenever this whole thing started, we had a little logo of a “wrap” that we used in every issue. Then, I guess I got tired of it and just moved on. So, now our name doesn’t make much sense.</p><p>But- the Lakers don’t play in a city with ANY lakes- so maybe I’m in good company.</p><p>There’s your history lesson of the day. Let’s move on to the things that have stayed the same in this publication:</p><p>– GIFs</p><p>– Games</p><p>– Good News</p><figure><img src="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?type=thumbnail_580x000&amp;url=0y3sU8_0wCrMUEG00" alt="https://img.particlenews.com/image.php?url=0y3sU8_0wCrMUEG00" width="1920" height="1080" ></figure><p>Excited for NFDA New Orleans this year? We are! The biggest show of the year is only a few weeks away and we can’t wait to see you at #NFDA2024! </p><p>We’re in Booth <b>1852</b> this year. Stop by to see how MemoryShare has simplified livestreaming and is transforming the way funeral homes reach more families. (Or just come grab a pair of socks— we’ll have those too.) </p><p>See you in New Orleans!</p><h2>A Funeral Director’s Quick Guide to New Orleans: The Dos and Don’ts</h2><p>Welcome to New Orleans! It’s time for NFDA 2024, but before you hit the streets, let’s make sure you survive the Big Easy with these essential tips:</p><p><b>Do: Eat the Beignets</b></p><p>It’s fried dough covered in sugar. What’s not to love? <b>Don’t</b> wear black unless you want to look like you’ve been embalming with powdered sugar. </p><h2>Don’t: Wander into Bourbon Street at Night</h2><p>Sure, it’s iconic, but by 9 PM, it becomes a scene you’ll wish you could unsee. Stay safe. Stick to networking—preferably somewhere with fewer beads. </p><h2>Do: Join a Second Line Parade</h2><p>You’re here for the NFDA, but when you hear that brass band, jump in! Nothing says “I’m celebrating life” like dancing with strangers and pretending you know how to twirl a handkerchief. </p><h2>Don’t: Ask for Salad</h2><p>Seriously. You’re in New Orleans. Everything is fried, spicy, or served in a bowl the size of a casket. Just go with it. </p><h2>Do: Visit the Cemeteries</h2><p>Above-ground tombs? It’s like real estate for the dearly departed! Take notes for your next big funeral service idea. </p><h2>Don’t: Try to Speak French</h2><p>We know “Laissez les bon temps rouler” sounds fancy, but after a few attempts, you’ll sound like a tourist with a mouth full of gumbo. </p><h2>Trivia</h2><p>What is the most commonly played song at funerals in the United States?</p><p>(Click the correct answer, and you’ll get a video of a puppy. Click the wrong answer, and you’ll see someone hurting themselves.)</p><p><b>Answer Choices:</b></p><p>A) </p><p>“Ave Maria”</p><p>B) </p><p>C) “Amazing Grace”</p><h2>You Otter Be Proud</h2><p>Here’s some good news going on in the profession. </p><ol><li>Why is it important to have a funeral director?</li></ol></div></body>

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Get Ready for New Orleans | FFFW 209

DISCLAIMER: None of the F’s in FFFW stand for “facts.” Enjoy the jokes and satire. Y’all welcome to the 209th edition of the FFFW! As a reminder, the “FFFW” stands for “Friday Funeral Fast Wrap.” Whenever this whole thing started, we had a little logo of a “wrap” that we used in every issue. Then, I guess I got tired of it and just moved on. So, now our name doesn’t make much sense.