When choosing spokespeople for campaigns centered around good civic responsibility, our minds do not drift, automatically, to prolific meth cooks with serious body counts. Sure, the humble meth chef has certain public-minded qualities—industriousness, entrepreneurial spirit, and an all-purpose can-do attitude—but they’re also, uh, drug-peddling murderers. And so it is with some mild shock that we report that New Mexico has hired noted fugitive/murderer/dead person Walter White, who has been tapped to be the face of its new anti-littering campaign.