In two prior installments I noted the mild distemper suffered by professional booksellers when encountering the term “flatsigned” as against merely a “signed” book. The owner of “FlatSigned Books”™ and “FlatSigned Press”™, too, the since-deceased Tim Miller, aroused considerable ire. He was many times, justifiably and even publicly, accused of converting mere unsigned modern first editions into, first, “signed” ones (having forged the signatures of collectible authors) and then into “FlatSigned” modern first edition exemplars by building a business model around his malfeasance, enriching himself at the expense of unsuspecting book-buyers. His March 25, 2004 web-based article was titled “Buying and Selling Autographed Books—Past, Present & Future.” After spieling lengthily about the meaning of “the autograph” and its importance for Western history and culture, Mr. Miller disparaged the relative value of “signed” books, introduced a capital F in “Flatsigned,” and then a second, capitalized “S,” turning that into “FlatSigned”™, and then concluded the enduring and increased monetary value of the latter over even signed and inscribed books from collectible authors. “Many booksellers, who have been selling signed books far longer than I have been,” he noted, “have stated inscribed is better. I do not believe this to be the case.”