No singing in the bathtub? A look at Pennsylvania’s weirdest laws

This article was reprinted from The Keystone

While every state has some laws that residents feel are useless or just plain silly, here in Pennsylvania, we have some very random and obscure regulations that leave us wondering why they were instituted in the first place.

One of these laws made the news last year , after Hanover police visited a local business billing itself as a “witchery and apothecary,” to inform the owner that the tarot readings offered at their store violated an obscure state law from 1861 banning fortune telling for personal gain. For real.

Are the authorities particularly vigilant about enforcing some of these other laws? Go yell on the streets of Danville between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m., or discharge a cannon during a wedding and find out. But just so you’re clear on what you can and can’t get away with in Pennsylvania, what follows is a list of some arcane state laws that you might think are fake, but are actually legitimate.

A child’s bedroom may not be more than 200 feet from a bathroom

According to a law in the Pennsylvania Code a child’s bedroom may not be more than 200 feet from a bathtub or shower and a toilet. Maybe it was intended to cut down on accidents?

Fortune telling is illegal for personal gain

Bet you didn’t see this one coming.

Title 18 under the consolidated statutes of Pennsylvania states that “a person is guilty of a misdemeanor of the third degree if he pretends for gain or lucre, to tell fortunes or predict future events, by cards, tokens, the inspection of the head or hands of any person, or by the age of anyone, or by consulting the movements of the heavenly bodies, or in any other manner.”

So, essentially, it is a crime to tell someone their fortune for any type of personal gain.

No purchasing of vehicles on SundaysYou better pick a day other than Sunday to buy that car you’ve had your eye on. According to a section in the state’s Board of Vehicles Act , “being engaged in the buying, selling, exchanging, trading or otherwise dealing in vehicles on Sunday in violation of 18 Pa.C.S. § 7365 which relates to trading in motor vehicles and trailers.”While a dealership doesn’t have to close on a Sunday, and buyers and sellers can discuss a potential sale, they’ll have to pick another day of the week to complete the sale. Catching fish with your bare hands is illegalAccording to the Pennsylvania Code , you can only catch fish using a line or hook. It also goes into what kind of bait you can use while catching a fish:“It is unlawful for a person to use or possess Goldfish (Carassius auratus), Comets (Carassius auratus), Koi (Cyprinus carpio) and Common carp (Cyprinus carpio) as baitfish while fishing.”No bartering infant childrenNo matter how angry your child makes you, don’t try selling them in the commonwealth. State law says that “a person is guilty of a misdemeanor of the first degree if he deals in humanity by trading, bartering, buying, selling, or dealing in infant children.”Bingo is for non-felonsIn Bensalem, there is a law on the books that prohibits a person convicted of a felony from operating a Bingo game. “No distributor nor any person who has been convicted of a felony…shall have a pecuniary interest in the operation or proceeds of games of chance.” Bingo? More like, Bing-NO.No riding in a boat on the highwayIn Pennsylvania, it is illegal to ride in a boat on a trailer while it is being driven on a highway. You also can’t ride in a mobile home on a trailer while it’s being driven.Prohibited noise on public streetsIn Danville, it is illegal to yell, shout, hoot, whistle or sing between 11 p.m. and 7 a.m. so as to annoy and disturb the quiet comfort or peace of persons in any office, dwelling, hotel or other type of residence, or of any persons in the vicinity.We wonder if you can whistle while you work in the borough?Discharging a cannon during a wedding is prohibitedIt’s against the law to discharge a gun, cannon, revolver or other explosive weapons at a public event. So much for a shotgun wedding in Pennsylvania.No singing in the bathtubYou might want to think twice before belting out a tune while soaping up in the bathtub. It is illegal to sing in the bathtub in Pennsylvania according to the Bathroom Singing Prohibition Act passed in 1969 to force performers to expose their talent.