Exclusive Excerpt From “The Love Elixir of Augusta Stern”
By Michael Giltz,
6 hours ago
Here is an exclusive excerpt from The Love Elixir of Augusta Stern by Lynda Cohen Loigman . The best-selling author’s latest novel is about a woman reluctantly entering a retirement community…only to face someone from her past.
Indeed, the past looms large in Loigman’s work. Her acclaimed 2016 debut The Two-Family House begins in 1947 Brooklyn and stretches for generations. The Wartime Sisters looks at women working the production lines of factories during World War II . The Matchmaker’s Gift starts in 1910 with a woman fighting to establish herself in a business dominated by men, but leads to her divorce attorney granddaughter many years later. Related: Have You Read the Small-Town Romance Series BookTok Is Loving?
Now with The Love Elixir of Augusta Stern, fans won’t be surprised to discover Augusta’s story really begins in 1920s Brooklyn and the pharmacy run by her beloved, upright father. Everything is done by the book…until Aunt Esther moves in and begins prescribing chicken soup or her own potions to customers with complaints. Now let’s get reading! Here is the first chapter of Lynda Cohen Loigman’s new novel, exclusively for Parade.
Exclusive Excerpt From The Love Elixir of Augusta Stern
Augusta Stern did not want to retire. She had no interest in learning to knit, studying a new language, or filling her plate at some overcrowded cruise ship buffet. She did not want to “slow down,” take “time for herself,” or surrender to any other nonsensical euphemism designed to make her feel better about being made to give up the work she’d been doing for most of her life.
The first mention of Augusta’s retirement had come from the hospital administration five years ago; the second, two years after that. But this time, it was more than a mention. This time, Augusta had been summoned directly by the hospital’s new director of human resources— a man far more competent and precise than his sluggish predecessor. Mr. Willard’s office was small but tidy and smelled pleasantly of Lemon Pledge. After gesturing to the hulking device on his desk that Augusta recognized as a computer, he explained how he had been tasked by the head of the hospital’s administration to modernize the workings of his department. “We’re putting all employee records on a new network. Soon our paperwork will be entirely electronic.”
Augusta stared at the computer between them, wondering what any of this had to do with her. “Fascinating,” she replied.
“It is,” the balding director agreed. “Though it requires a good deal of data entry work. Take, for example, the pharmacy department, of which you are an illustrious member. Even as we speak, the members of my staff are typing the personal information of every pharmacist into our new database.” When Augusta failed to respond, Mr. Willard continued. “Tedious stuff,” he admitted. “Unfortunately, the process has necessitated a close review of the records— dates of licensure, birth dates, etcetera—for each and every employee. In cases where irregularities have been identified, my staff has been forced to make further inquiries to ensure accuracy going forward.”
Augusta forced herself to look him in the eye. “How admirable,” she said. She curved her lips into a smile, but she could feel her heart racing in the back of her throat.
“I’m glad you approve,” Mr. Willard said. “Of course this transition marks a significant shift from our past way of doing things.” He glanced at a folder on his desk that bore Augusta’s first and last name.
“I see from your records that you’ve worked at this hospital for a little over fifteen years.” “That’s correct,” Augusta said. “And according to your employee questionnaire, you’ll be turning seventy this fall?”
Augusta willed her cheeks not to redden. “Yes,” she murmured. “Seventy years old. On October third.”
“You have been a very valuable member of this institution, Ms. Stern. It’s not my intention to coerce you in any way, but given your approaching milestone birthday, I was wondering whether you might be reconsidering retirement?”
For the briefest of moments, Augusta closed her eyes. The answer to the question came to her slowly, like a malted milk shake through a too- narrow straw. It pained her to say the words out loud, but she knew she did not have a choice. In the most respectful manner possible, Mr. Willard was telling her what she already knew: the dates in her paperwork did not add up.
With all the confidence she could muster, Augusta proffered her reply.
“In fact, I am,” she announced. “I’ve decided to retire at the end of the month.”
If Augusta was to face the end of her career, she was determined to do so with her dignity intact.
On Augusta’s last day of work, she dressed with even more care than usual. Thanks to a lifetime of healthy eating, daily exercise, and the diligent application of Pond’s Cold Cream, her skin was still a wholesome pink. Her hair had been freshly colored for the occasion. From her closet, she chose a timeless white blouse, a blue cashmere cardigan, and a pair of low pumps that her niece had selected. “Frumpy shoes really age a person,” Jackie always said. “That and the wrong color lipstick.”
At the pharmacy department’s farewell party, Augusta accepted a piece of cake and a glass of cheap sparkling wine. Several of the pharmacists made heartfelt toasts, along with a few of the nurses. When they asked about her future plans, she told them she was moving to Florida in September. Her niece had found her a two- bedroom condo in a small retirement community called Rallentando Springs.
“That sounds wonderful,” they told her. “All that sunshine— you’re going to love it!” Augusta pretended to agree, but inside, she was not convinced.
At the end of the party, Mr. Willard asked for her forwarding address. Several people swore to keep in touch, but it was only the director who made good on his promise.
At the beginning of September, when Augusta got to Florida, a small bundle of mail was waiting for her, including a statement from her new bank and a greeting card postmarked from New York. The inside of the card was inscribed with a message penned neatly in navy ink. “Dear Ms Stern,” the inscription read. “I wish you the best of luck in Florida. Please also accept my warmest wishes for a very happy eightieth birthday.”
Augusta tossed the card in the trash. Her birthday wasn’t for a month yet. Did he really have to rub it in?
The first night she spent in her new condo, Augusta felt an unfamiliar flutter of nerves. The move had exhausted her physically, but her mind was restless, and when sleep would not come, she searched through the cardboard boxes in her living room until she found her father’s battered copy of the U.S. Pharmacopeia . There were several more recent editions, of course, but she liked the way the old book felt— thick and heavy in her hands. It was the book she had used in pharmacy college, and though she had committed much of it to memory, it soothed her to see the catalogue of drugs, their effects, descriptions, and dosages in print. She whispered their names like the names of old friends, and they kept her loneliness at bay.
After a quick bowl of cereal the next morning, she dug out the first swimsuit she could find and walked to the Rallentando pool. A glossy photograph of this azure oasis had featured prominently in the Rallentando Springs brochure—the one Augusta’s niece, Jackie, had foisted upon her several months ago.
In New York, Augusta swam three times a week at an indoor swimming pool run by the city’s Department of Parks and Recreation. She did not much like the chemical smell, the chilly locker room, or the thin, scratchy towels provided by the sour-faced attendant. Still, she enjoyed the activity itself— the propelling of her arms and legs through the water, the peace that came to her when her body was busy and her mind was free to wander at will. It was good for her; it kept her strong. She reasoned that the towels and the stench of chlorine were a small price to pay for such obvious benefits.
Augusta’s niece knew that her aunt always dreamed of having a swimming pool of her own. Of course the Rallentando pool wouldn’t be hers —i t was for all of the residents to enjoy. But it was only a brief walk from Augusta’s apartment, and she could use it whenever she liked. She could swim or read or order her lunch from the cute little snack bar set off to the side. These were a few of the features her niece had used to argue for Rallentando’s appeal. But when Augusta arrived at the pool that morning, she discovered what was perhaps the best feature of all: piles of neatly folded towels—thick, sweet-smelling, and marvelously soft.
Although the pool looked slightly smaller than in the photo, the water was clear, the patio well- kept, and the perimeter peppered with comfortable lounge chairs, wrought- iron café tables, and cheerfully striped yellow-and-white umbrellas.
There were only six people in the pool area when Augusta arrived— two men and a quartet of women playing canasta in the shade. When Augusta walked by, the men didn’t bother to look up from the books they were reading. The women were too engrossed in their game to notice the new resident among them. Augusta did not mind in the least. After leaving her towel and her tote bag on one of the chairs, she tucked her hair up into her swim cap, pulled on her goggles, and slipped quietly into the water.
Back in New York, the pool teemed with swimmers, but here, she had every lane to herself. Here, there were no splashing toddlers, no shouting mothers, no other distractions. Lap by lap, Augusta swam forward, her heart pumping contentedly in her chest. Thirty minutes later, when she emerged, her face was flushed with satisfaction. She removed her goggles, pulled off her swim cap, and let the morning sun warm her skin. In the time it had taken to complete her workout, several of the empty lounge chairs had been filled. She walked the perimeter of the pool, trying to remember where she’d left her towel. Related: How To Read Best-Selling Author Emily Henry: All Her Books in Order
She had just spotted her sandals and bag on a chair when she heard a man calling to her from behind. “Goldie!” said the voice. “Is that you?”
Augusta froze solidly in place. Despite the heat and the sunshine, she shivered visibly in her swimsuit. Goldie? She hadn’t allowed anyone to call her that for more than sixty years. Impossible, she told herself.
When she didn’t answer, the man spoke again. “Goldie? Goldie Stern?”
The voice was rough and much too loud, causing the other pool-g oers to stare. Augusta felt all their eyes upon her as they looked up from their books and magazines. Even the women in the shade paused their card game to squint at the newcomer. There was nowhere now for Augusta to hide, nothing to do but turn around. Half- naked and on display, she felt like a cheap music box ballerina, forced into a clumsy spin.
“It is you, Goldie!” the man bellowed. “I’d know that tuchus anywhere!”
He stood in the same direction as the sun, so it took a moment for her eyes to adjust. Bit by bit, he came into focus: gray- haired and shirtless, still broad-shouldered, but now with a prominent potbelly that was slick with sunscreen and impossibly tan.
Before she could protest, he embraced her, pressing his naked, oily torso against her thinly covered flesh. She tried to extricate herself, to put some physical distance between them, but his arms were stronger than she remembered. While keeping one hand around her waist, he removed his sunglasses with the other.
However much the rest of him had aged, his eyes, at least, were the same— heavy- lidded, naproxen blue, full of timeless boyish mischief.
“It’s me, ” he said, as if she didn’t know. “Irving Rivkin. Remember?”
The last time she’d seen him, she was eighteen years old— young and trusting and deeply in love. She was none of those things now. She removed his hand, took two steps back, and crossed her arms over her damp chest.
“Of course I remember,” she snapped.
“I thought you said you’d never leave New York.”
“And I thought you’d be dead by now.”
He threw his head back and barked out a laugh. “Still as sharp as ever,” he said. “What brings you to Rallentando Springs?”
“I moved here yesterday,” said Augusta. The whisper of panic in her head grew louder. “Don’t tell me you live here, too?”
The smile he gave transported her back to the first day they met in her father’s drugstore—back to a time when her heart was still soft, like overripe fruit left out in the sun. Back to when lines were still blurry, hope was abundant, and love did not seem so far out of reach.
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