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    Jason Kelce's Excuse for Not Getting His Daughters a Cat Is Turning Heads

    By Eve Vawter,

    4 days ago

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    In ' I'm not sure this is the best idea ' news our favorite pop star's boyfriend's brother, AKA Jason Kelce, told his adorable daughters a pretty sketchy reason he won't let them adopt a cat.

    On the 'New Heights' podcast he co-hosts with his brother, Travis Kelce, the retired Philadelphia Eagles player explained the little white huge whooping lie he tells his kids to stop them asking for a cat.

    In the New Heights clip above, Jason says, "You know what my latest plan to divert our family from getting a cat is? I just keep telling our girls that cats are poisonous."

    His brother cracks up and asks, "Why the f--- would you tell them that?" Jason responds, "So that they don't want cats. And I don't have to deal with having a cat and make them terrified.”

    Related: Kylie Kelce Hits Up Travis Kelce to Convince Her Husband to Get a Cat

    “That’s sick,” his brother responded. Jason replied, "It's whatever. They'll find out. I think lying to your kids is important,” he added.

    “Not in this regard,” Travis said, trying not to crack up. “They're gonna go over a friend's house and f---ing scream bloody murder because they see a cat.”

    “That's fine. That sounds like that person's house problem,” Jason replied.

    I'm sorry but if they ever did get a cat, you just know Jason Kelce is going to end up being one of those 'My husband and the cat he never wanted' guys.

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    Kylie Kelce obviously doesn't agree with her husband and has wanted a cat .  Jason went on to say, "Kylie is like, ‘They're not poisonous. Your dad is lying to you. I'm like, listen, If you have a cat, the government will come and take it from you because it's they're so lethal that I mean, they can kill you ... and they don't even have to bite you. Just them licking you.”

    The Kelces have three girls, Wyatt, 4, Elliotte, 3, and Bennett, 18 months and I'm sorry, no girl dad is capable of saying no to them for too long. Especially a family that love dogs as much as they do . A cat is just like a smaller, less stinky dog.

    This entire spiel just feels to me like someone is getting ready to get a family cat. As someone once said something about methinks the football dude doth protest too much or something.

    We are team Kylie on this one! Get your girls a cat! We all can't wait to hear all the cat jokes you will make!

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