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140+ Delightfully Inappropriate Dirty Jokes To Tell Your Friends (And Everyone Else)
Let’s be real: life can be hard. Sometimes you need a little humor to get you through the day. Laughter is the best medicine, after all! But some of us have a slightly more twisted sense of humor than others. Is there anything funnier than some NSFW dirty jokes that get you laughing when you shouldn’t? We don’t think so, and that’s why we’ve compiled a list of the best dirty jokes and one-liners that’ll have you struggling to keep a straight face.
These 10 Best Road Trip Destinations In The United States Will Have You Packing The Car
Are summer road trips fun? Obviously. They’re a blast — a real rite of passage. But there’s so much to be said for waiting until the stifling heat of summer starts to shuffle off, leaving in its place the near-perfect 60- and -70-degree days of fall. In most parts of the United States, the weather in early fall is cool enough to actually enjoy rolling along with the classic music-up, windows-down setup but not so cold that you have to worry about icy roads or snow hazards. Ready to load the car up with the good snacks and hit the road? First, we have to figure out where we’re going.
Costco Snacks That Are Actually Good Deals
Ariela Basson/Scary Mommy; Getty Images, Shutterstock, Instacart, Costco. If you’re a parent on a budget in the United States — and really, who doesn’t fit into this category?! — chances are you frequent Costco to stock up on food, household items and so, so much more. We already know you love a good Costco meal hack, but what about kid-friendly snacks?
11 Might Just Be My Favorite Age
I admit that by writing this I might be shooting myself in the foot, but I’m going to come out and say it anyway: 11 might be my favorite age. My son, who has had his fair share of anxiety, temper tantrums, and bad behavior in the past, is suddenly seemingly as happy as can be.
Welcome Back To School... & Push Notification Hell
“Did you see the message in the TeamyTime* app about the fall schedule?” My spouse asks as we finally sit down, having managed to wrangle our four kids to bed long past summer sunset. I sigh because I’m not sure if I saw the TeamyTime notification — perhaps I did, amidst a dozen other dings and buzzes from the various apps and platforms used to manage children’s activities and education these days.
Don't Ignore These Red Flags Between Your Dog & Your Kid
Chances are you love your dog like a child, and your dog loves your child like it's their own. But that doesn't mean both are in the clear for hostile behavior, warns Beverly Ulbrich, a San Francisco-based dog behavioralist and owner of The Pooch Coach Dog Training. Even early on,...
10 Legitimate Health Reasons You Should Masturbate Tonight
Picture this: You finally have a quiet night to yourself. Your kids are out of the house. You're alone and loving it, so you light some candles, climb under the sheets, and grab your favorite sex toy. Or maybe you draw a hot bath and just go manual with a little rub-a-dub action. Either way, you’ve got one goal in mind: to make your way to Pleasureville. Sounds pretty sweet, right?
The Pumpkin Spice Snacks & Treats I Can’t *Wait* To Eat
Fall always takes a little longer to feel like fall than I would like. That’s why so many of us start buying pumpkin-scented candles, mini cinnamon pinecones, and all the fall decor a little early. It’s not like we can go enjoy a crisp fall day on Sept. 2, you know? So we might as well lean in hard to the other parts of fall, and that includes filling our kitchens with all the pumpkin spice snacks and treats.
Apparently The Orgasm Gap Isn't Going Anywhere For Straight Women
The idea that women don’t enjoy sex as much as men is practically a meme of American culture. Sit-coms are rife with sex-starved husbands grimacing through a comedically timed “Not tonight, I have a headache” from their less enthusiastic wives. Middle-aged male stand-up comedians would have gone extinct in the ’90s if they couldn’t do a tight five about their girlfriend’s withholding frigidity. In more recent years, however, thank goodness, we’ve finally started having public discourse about why. You can blame the orgasm gap: women just aren’t reaching climax as much as their male counterparts. Now, a massive new study published in the journal Sexual Medicine has indeed confirmed that not only does the orgasm gap exist, but it persists over the course of straight women’s lives.
Mac Barnett's Santa's First Christmas Is Your New Favorite Christmas Book
There are so many authors I remember specifically from my own childhood — Robert Munsch, Patricia Polacco, Jon Scieszka — and it's my favorite thing to hear my daughters talking about their own favorites now. We read a lot of classics in our house, but nobody will hold quite as big of a spot in my girls' childhood book memories as Mac Barnett. And with Santa's First Christmas, his new book coming out this October, he just sealed a spot in their holiday memories, too.
The Best Ways To Really, Actually Help Your Friend After She's Had A Baby
It can be hard to know how to help a friend after they have a baby. You want to help. They want you to help. But neither you nor they really now what a new parent needs, at least not specifically. So it inevitable comes down to you sending a “Hey, do you need anything?” text and them eventually replying with “Thank you so much! We’re good!” even though, actually, there’s a whole lot they could probably use help with but their sleep-deprived brains can’t think of what that is at the moment.
These Airplane Seat Buddies Became The Most Adorable BFFs
Traveling with kids can be stressful. And ending your kiddos off alone on a solo flight can be practically nauseating. Thankfully for one 10-year-old solo traveler, her seat buddy took her flight from a potentially nerve-wracking experience to slumber party levels of fun. Adults often can lack patience with kids...
Mom Shares Uncomfortable Moment With Man Who Complimented Her Young Daughter's Appearance
Women are often damned if they do and damned if they don’t when it comes to accepting a compliment, especially from a man. If we are polite and agree with the compliment, we’re seen as egotistical. If we accept the compliment with a polite smile, we may accidentally welcome more unwanted interactions. If we ignore them, we’re rude. There’s really no winning.
Bleeding During Perimenopause Can Be A Roller Coaster. Here’s What You Should Know.
If you're a Gen Xer or millennial, you may have noticed an unsettling trend lately: the mention of the word perimenopause pops up more and more. You may even be getting Facebook ads about it now (rude). But you can't argue that the frequency you find yourself Googling about perimenopause has definitely spiked. And one of the questions likely plaguing you right now is WTF is up with bleeding during perimenopause.
Moving A Lot During Childhood Could Increase Risk Of Depression Later In Life
Parents know that moving at any age can be majorly stressful. Whether you’re worried about packing your life into boxes or making new friends in a new place, it can certainly take a mental toll on both you and your kids. But a new study suggests that kids who move during their childhood may bare some profound effects.
Mom Of 4 Wonders Why Only Children "Attach Themselves" To Her Family On Vacations
I recently went on vacation with my only child. She is extremely outgoing and friendly and making friends is not difficult for her. She adapts well in situations where she may not have the built-in playmate of a sibling. During our trip, she became friends with two girls who were...
I Started Taking PTO The First Week Of School & It Saved Me
When my oldest started school, the first week was all excitement and adrenaline — a new backpack, first day of school photos, and a school-sponsored pizza party on the playground that Friday to get to know the other kindergarten families. We had been building up to the moment for so long, and finally it was here!
Why Does My Cat Make Biscuits?
One of my favorite moments of the day is when my cat, Olive, jumps on my lap and starts kneading away, making biscuits on my lap. Cats do a lot of weird yet cute stuff, like hiding in boxes or running away from the vacuum, but nothing beats watching a cat make biscuits. Just type that into any social media platform — Instagram, TikTok, YouTube — and you'll be sure to fall in love watching the rhythmic motion of their little paws going to town on a blanket, their owner's lap, or even another cat.
The Internet Is Here For Tim Walz's Dad Energy
It’s been a whirlwind few weeks for national politics in general and the Democratic party in particular. Somehow, it’s only been about two and a half weeks since Joe Biden ended his presidential campaign and Vice President Kamala Harris became the presumptive nominee for the Dems. And, of course, every would-be president needs a running mate, so it was a frantic scramble, in the Harris campaign and in public discourse, to figure out who it would be. But while a handful of names were seriously floated, today we learned that Minnesota governor Tim Walz is the lucky winner.
Influencer Mom Goes Viral For Unconventional Meal Time Arrangement For Her Family
A mom on Instagram is going viral for sharing an honest glimpse into her life at home with her husband and three kids. While her take about being transparent and the fear that comes with being open and honest on the internet totally hits, people could not get over her unconventional way of serving a spaghetti dinner to her family.
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