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The Restaurants & Bars Featured On “Love Is Blind UK”, Ranked
By Rianne ShlebakJake Missing,
18 hours ago
Which London restaurants and bars featured on Love Is Blind are worth it? Which aren’t? Will we ever find out what’s in those gold wine glasses? Your questions, answered.
We only got a glimpse of Camden Market when the couples moved into their apartments, but the producers missed a trick by not actually including it in the show. The never-ending flock of tourists, the pigeons looking for scraps—it’s the perfect backdrop for a chaotic, dramatic, and totally unresolved conversation.
#2
Queens Skate Dine Bowl
Friends, family, smashburgers, and knocking a few pins over. It sounds like a nice day out, doesn’t it? And that’s exactly what Demi and Ollie had. A lovely day in Queensway—bowling a few balls and exploring Meatliquor’s generous all-American options (which includes a pretty decent vegan section for Ollie too). It reminds us of birthday parties from childhood: warm, fuzzy, with lots of ketchup. Is this love or is this friendship? TBC. But this fun spot suits both.
The Prince—part bar, part dining hall, part experimentation in foliage—is the perfect place to get loud with the margarita-happy crowd or to blend in with the masses, depending on your mood. Although all the greenery in the rainforest couldn’t conceal Sam the sentient red flag when he bopped down the stairs of this West Kensington hangout. As viewers saw, it’s the perfect venue for a showdown, with multiple spaces for drunken DMCs, and a jukebox to dramatically wail over when you find out your fiancé fell in love with an AI Made In Chelsea bot.
Quiet upstairs room? Plush sofas? A high street that's had a decade of Made In Chelsea experience to give Benaiah his much-deserved theatrical walk-up? This all-day Chelsea spot ticks every box when you’re looking for somewhere to apologise for picking the obvious love bomber over everyone’s favourite free spirit. Even if Beaufort House does look like the kind of place ‘Sam From London’ would take his mum while he complains about no one picking him.
From the first glimpse of the chilled Voss on the table, you suspect that Catherine chose Noya. The pan-Asian restaurant and shisha bar in Harringay has a perfect amount of purple neons and spicy mayo (i.e. lots and lots). Freddie, a puppy dog funeral director with the body of Popeye, simply isn’t about this lifestyle. He’d rather be eating his prawn tempura in front of Ant and Dec. Or better yet, go to Durak Tantuni down the road. Still, for pure crushed velvet vibes, we can’t help but love Noya.
#6
Florattica
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Florattica, a rooftop bar in Aldgate with a William Morris print on steroids aesthetic, is the perfect spot for an ad man who likes nothing more than a so-so cocktail and a view of east London. Still, despite a couple of faux pas, Tom and Maria feel solid. They feel deserving of this chi-chi safari setting. There’s the expected charcuterie on the menu, although the absence of burrata is deafening, and Tom would have noted that cocktails all hover a bit under the £20 mark. He’ll be footing the bill.
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Where to go when one of you wants to be a stay-at-home mum and the other has dreams of being a DINK? This Italian spot in Camden where you can awkwardly repeat “we’re fine”, until the waiter brings your mediocre carbonara. What else should you order? Nothing. Don’t be like Maria and Tom, go to one of these spots instead.
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