Sleeping in a Walmart Parking Lot: An Unintended Staycation Adventure

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Sometimes life throws you curveballs, and other times, it throws you into a Walmart parking lot at 2 AM. For those of us who have ever found ourselves contemplating a night in our cars amidst the comforting glow of the Walmart Supercenter sign, this story might hit close to home.

It all started with an ambitious plan to drive from point A to point B without factoring in point C: unexpected exhaustion. After what felt like hours of playing musical chairs with radio stations and guzzling down enough gas station coffee to fuel a small aircraft, it became clear that I was in no shape to continue the journey. The solution? A stay at the five-star Walmart Resort and Spa, where the accommodations are conveniently located just steps away from all the low, low prices you could dream of.

Checking In

Parking under the blue and yellow logo felt like checking into a hotel, minus the concierge and complimentary mints on the pillow. I quickly scouted the area for the best spot – somewhere near the garden center for a touch of greenery but far enough from the shopping cart return to avoid the midnight clanging of wayward carts. Once settled, I leaned my seat back and realized just how cozy a subcompact car can be, which is to say, not very.

Amenities Galore

Walmart offers an impressive array of amenities for the discerning traveler. Need to freshen up? The 24-hour restroom facilities are just a short walk away, albeit past the temptation of a midnight snack aisle. Forgot a pillow? No problem – the home goods section has you covered. If you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of the elusive night stockers, a dedicated crew of folks who, like you, have decided that sleep is overrated.

The Nightlife

As the night wore on, the parking lot came alive with the sounds of late-night shoppers and fellow car campers. One car over, a family of four seemed to be hosting a mini tailgate party, complete with a portable grill and a playlist of 80s rock hits. Across the way, a couple of RVs had formed a makeshift community, their soft murmurs of conversation mixing with the hum of generators.

Just as I began to drift off, lulled by the symphony of retail commerce, a security guard did his rounds, giving me a knowing nod as if to say, “You’re one of us now.” And indeed, I was. In the peculiar world of Walmart parking lot sleepers, camaraderie runs deep, even if our interactions are limited to the occasional wave through a fogged-up car window.

Morning Perks

Morning came, and with it, the realization that I had survived my impromptu staycation. The first rays of dawn peeked over the horizon, casting a golden hue on the rows of parked cars. Groggily, I made my way inside for a breakfast of champions – a fresh donut from the bakery and a hot cup of Walmart-brand coffee.

As I hit the road again, I couldn’t help but chuckle at the absurdity of it all. What started as a last-resort option had turned into a bizarrely enjoyable experience, filled with the kind of stories that you can only get from sleeping in a Walmart parking lot. And while it may not be the Ritz, it sure is a staycation I won’t soon forget.

So, the next time you find yourself at a Walmart in the wee hours, consider staying a while. You might just wake up with a great story to tell.

By: Michael Hughes, Los Angeles, CA.

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