North Carolinians sometimes joke that we don’t hide insanity here; we parade it around on the front porch and offer it a glass of iced tea.
That goes triple for North Carolina weather, which could be diagnosed with multiple personality disorder.
Four seasons? That might be plenty for people in more pedestrian climes who value predictability and seasonal transitions as smooth as a Carole King lyric : “Winter, spring, summer or fall…”
There’s a reason James Taylor didn’t record his version of that mellifluous tune until after he had left the Tar Heel state, and it might be because here, seasons don’t follow each other in an orderly fashion so much as they come crashing together like bumper cars at the State Fair.
Four seasons? We’ll take 12, thanks.
Is this summer or fall?
Yes.
You may recall that it was 98 degrees at RDU International Airport on Aug. 1, and that during the first half of the month, it was humid and hazy and the air conditioning was laboring like it owed Duke Energy money.
We were living then on what farmers’ call Hell’s Front Porch , which follows summer but feels more harsh because the breeze has stopped blowing and peach season is coming to a close.
And then, last week, the humidity and the temperature dropped, a change so swift it was like an eccentric aunt we hadn’t seen in years had dropped in unannounced in a short dress and a crazy new ’do and we were supposed to act like it was just the most normal thing.
Old-timers call that False Fall , and it’s so reliable that Starbucks brings back its pumpkin-spice coffee flavoring right in the middle of it.
Auntie was gone when we got up on Monday, down the road in a cloud of dust. Who knows when we’ll see her again.
Now here we are, in Second Summer . The National Weather Service has issued a hazardous weather outlook for central North Carolina, calling for actual temperatures in the upper 90s by Wednesday and Thursday and heat indices as high as 105 degrees.
What are the 12 seasons in North Carolina?
A couple of years ago, PBS North Carolina walked us through a version of the social media meme about the 12 seasons using supportive data from the N.C. Climate Office. Farmers sometimes have slightly different names for the sub-seasons, but they all capture the mad mambo that is North Carolina weather.
These 12 seasons have no regard for the meteorological calendar or the amount of available storage space for sweaters or swimsuits.
They are:
Winter
Fool’s Spring
Second Winter
Spring of Deception
Third Winter
The Pollening
Actual Spring
Summer
Hell’s Front Porch
False Fall
Second Summer
Actual Fall
According to this schedule, Actual Fall is up next but it’s not due until at least the second half of September.
What about hurricane season?
That one overlays on top of half of the others, running from June 1 to Nov. 30. It, too, is supposed to be wild this year, bringing a much higher number of tropical storms and hurricanes than an average year.
So far, there have been five named storms in the Atlantic this season. September is historically a busy month for tropical storms.
As of Monday afternoon, the National Hurricane Center was watching two tropical waves in the Atlantic. Neither is expected to develop into a tropical storm within the next seven days.
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