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You Won't Believe What Minnesotans Did When Governor Walz Visited the State Fair!In a twist of fate that could only happen at the Minnesota State Fair, where deep-fried everything meets political satire, locals have erected a "Never Walz" stand right in the middle of Governor Tim Walz's own backyard bash. As Walz strolled through, probably wondering where all the love went, he was greeted not with cheers but with a Full Story at The Tinfoil Times on FB
09-03
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📌#Phoenix | #ArizonaPHOENIX, AZ- In a plot twist that would make even the most seasoned soap opera writers blush, an 18-year-old with more alcohol than sense decided to turn a Phoenix couple's living room into his impromptu racetrack. Around 10:30 PM on Friday, while Marcus Holmberg and Sabrina Rivera were settling down for dinner, a Ford Mustang, driven by the allegedly inebriated teen, made a grand entrance through their dining room wall. - Full Post on FB: The Tinfoil Times
09-03
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Live Streamer Nearly Burns Down Kitchen in Epic FailORLANDO, FL - HiHeyItsDani turned her kitchen into a fire pit during a live stream on Kick. When oil caught fire, panic ensued. Her boyfriend, in a heroic fail, tossed the flaming pan, spreading the blaze. Miraculously, they doused the flames, but not before nearly torching the apartment. Cooking and streaming: a fiery mix.
09-01
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🚨#BREAKING: Kamala Harris’s Collard Green Controversy Stuns Black AmericaIn a bizarre claim, VP Kamala Harris stated she once washed collard greens in a bathtub, seasoned with tobacco sauce. The reaction? Immediate disbelief. Black Americans nationwide erupted with, "Not in my bathtub!" Social media lit up with quips like, "Greens in the sink, Kamala!" Harris insists she’s telling the truth, but the community isn’t buying it, demanding proof of her soul food credentials. - The Tinfoil Times
09-01
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🚨🚨🚨#BREAKING: In Space, No One Can Hear You Scream... Or Can They?Boeing's Starliner crew reported eerie, sonar-like noises from within their spacecraft, unsettling Mission Control. Launched on June 5th, the Starliner has faced numerous issues, and these strange sounds add to the tension. Once planned for a crewed return, the spacecraft will now return unmanned on September 6th. The line between science fiction and reality has blurred.
09-01
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🚨#BREAKING:Denver Leaders Blame Citizens, Not GangsIn a shocking move, Denver officials are more concerned with silencing citizens than addressing armed Venezuelan gangs in their city.During a press conference, a resident was stunned as city leaders dismissed the gang threat, instead blaming citizens for even talking about it.Social media lit up with outrage, mocking Denver's bizarre priorities. It seems in Denver, an informed citizen is more dangerous than armed gangs.- TTT
09-01
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🔥🚨#Breaking: 49ers’ Ricky Pearsall Shot in San Francisco—Where’s the Leadership?Footage shows San Francisco 49ers rookie Ricky Pearsall being rushed to the hospital after being shot in the chest during an attempted robbery. The city's failing leadership, reminiscent of Kamala Harris’s ineffective style, has allowed crime to spiral out of control. Pearsall’s future, both in football and life, is now uncertain. This tragic event is a clear call for accountability.
09-01
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🔥🚨🇺🇸Hell’s Angels Head to Aurora to Confront Migrant GangsAURORA, CO– The Hell’s Angels are heading to Aurora, Colorado, to tackle migrant gangs reportedly overrunning apartment complexes. With local officials stuck in indecision, the bikers are stepping in to protect the community.Residents are cautiously hopeful. “These bikers love America and won’t let it fall apart,” said one local.The Hell’s Angels’ message is clear: Aurora—and America—won’t be overrun by lawlessness on their watch.
09-01
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🚨#Breaking: California is on the brink as Black Americans rise up, PEACEFULLY PROTESTING and DEMANDING immediate action on Reparations Bills #SB1403 and #SB1331. Yet, Assemblymember @AsmLoriDWilson is desperately spinning a tale that there aren't enough votes—a BLATANT LIE meant to stall justice. The organizers aren't buying it and have issued a seismic threat: if these bills aren't put to a vote, they’ll abandon Kamala Harris in November and back Donald Trump instead. PUT UP OR PREPARE 4 EQ
09-01
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🚨 Kamala’s America Unleashed: Aurora, Colorado Under Siege as Armed Venezuelans 'Take Over' Neighborhoods! 🚨🚨🚨🚨 #BREAKING #breakingnews #KamalaHarris“N****a, the Venezuelans are taking over!” That’s the chilling cry erupting from Aurora, Colorado, as jaw-dropping clips show armed migrants storming apartment buildings and terrorizing entire neighborhoods. Yes, you read that right—armed migrants are practically staging an invasion in broad daylight, turning American streets into a warzone.
08-30
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Breaking News: RFK’s Running Mate #NicoleShanahan Discovers MAGA Movement is Actually a Secret Society of Hugs and Sunshine In a heartwarming twist no one saw coming, RFK Jr.’s running mate, a liberal icon, has just uncovered the shocking truth: everything she thought she knew about the MAGA movement was a lie, courtesy of the mainstream media. Turns out, the red hats are hiding more than just opinions—they're concealing some of the kindest, most thoughtful people you could ever meet—
08-30
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🔥🚨#BREAKING — Democratic Earthquake: Bret Weinstein, Lifelong Party Loyalist, Declares All-Out War to Stop Kamala Harris—You’re Not Going to Believe This!Hold onto your seats, because this is the political bombshell of the century! Bret Weinstein, a die-hard Democrat from birth, has just dropped the mother of all shockers: he’s calling for full-blown unity to take down Kamala Harris. When a seasoned liberal like Weinstein turns the tables this dramatically, you know something monumental is —
08-30
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‼️🚨🔥SHOCKING REVELATION: Dana Bash Demands Kamala Harris Explain Her Epic Failures🔥🚨‼️WATCH 🚨Dana Bash, channeling the frustration of millions, grilled Vice President Kamala Harris with a question that cuts straight to the heart of her incompetence:“So, Kamala, after three and a half years of vice-presidential inaction, why are you only now talking about these so-called solutions? Have you been too busy reading the manual on how to be a completely ineffective leader, or were you just waitin
08-30
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🔥🚨#BREAKING: Local Woman Claims Venezuelan Couple on Bizarre Mission to Break into Homes Disguised as Lawn Care Specialists!Brace yourself for the wildest story of the year! According to one Chicago resident, a Venezuelan couple is allegedly roaming South Shore, trying to break into homes under the mind-blowing guise of being sent to cut people’s grass! You can’t make this stuff up—#Chicago #SouthShore is officially on alert for the most outrageous lawn care scam you’ll ever hear.
08-30
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