Titans QB Will Levis Announces Mayonnaise Fragrance “Parfum De Mayonnaise,” & It’s Already Sold Out

Will Levis continues to go all in on his mayonnaise obsession.

The Tennessee Titans quarterback is entering into his sophomore season in the NFL, and before he started his professional football journey, Levis was known for having some weird culinary habits. Not only did he eat bananas with the peel on, he also apparently enjoyed sweetening up his morning coffee with… mayonnaise.

I firmly believe that those quirks hurt his draft stock in 2023. However, ever since he was chosen by the Titans in the second round of last year’s draft, his propensity to enjoy mayo has paid off tenfold. This time last year was when Levis announced he had signed a lifetime contract with Hellman’s mayonnaise:

“I want to thank everyone for coming. Today is a very special day. It really is the culmination of years and years of hard work to become the best football player that I could possibly be.

And for it to come to this moment is a dream come true. It’s not everyday that someone offers to compensate you in mayonnaise. I’m proud to officially announce that I’ve signed a ‘Lifetime Supply of Hellmann’s’ contract.”

So what’s the next natural step for someone that loves mayonnaise and has a lifetime contract with a mayo brand?

Well, if you really love the condiment, you’d think that you’d want to be all about it all the time. And there might not be a better way to do than by capturing the essence and scent of mayonnaise and putting it into a perfume. Yes, you read that last sentence right.

It seems like something out of a fever dream, but I can assure you that this is real. Introducing Hellman’s “Will Levis #8: Parfum de Mayonnaise.” You can actually order it (when it’s actually in stock) and they did a bang up job parodying those ridiculous perfume and cologne ads you see on TV.

Check it out: