Rams Fan Gets Rejected During Kiss Cam Proposal, Gets Nachos Spilled All Over Him

Now, before I get started: Is there a decent chance this is staged? Sure. But for the sake of argument, I'm going to suspend disbelief and pretend that it's real. Apologies in advance to this unsuspecting man at SoFi Stadium, who apparently thought he and his girlfriend were on the same page. Was it the "rivalry" of Los Angeles-based NFL franchises? Doubtful, because do you, reader, even know more than a handful of Chargers or Rams fans in your personal lives? No but in all seriousness, not every common man has the worst day of their life broadcast for the whole sports-loving Internet to see. Unless this is a sketch, a stupid TikTok stunt, or any similar routine to be viral for the sake of it, this might be the most embarrassing rejection of a proposal in modern humankind. https://twitter.com/m1ke_hu55le/status/1824961406908977160 You don't think modern dating sucks? Take one look at this scene and tell me otherwise. This broad probably didn't think his 401k or annual income were good enough for her. Just stringing the poor guy along, "having a little fun", and then sh*t got way too real in front of way too many people and she hammered the "EJECT" button. That entire last short paragraph was a joke, ladies. Don't freak out. More likely, the dude-bro was the problem, because let's be honest, when isn't the dude-bro the problem? I need Colin Cowherd to weigh in on this guy's backwards hat like I need oxygen. https://twitter.com/TheHerd/status/1730299432913207746?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw%7Ctwcamp%5Etweetembed%7Ctwterm%5E1730299432913207746%7Ctwgr%5Ec7eba622409fe73a98ffe28a95df980f21326136%7Ctwcon%5Es1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.whiskeyriff.com%2F2023%2F11%2F30%2Fbrock-purdy-has-colin-cowherd-doubling-down-on-wild-theory-that-franchise-nfl-quarterbacks-cant-wear-backwards-hats%2F If he doesn't lead The Herd with a segment about it on Monday, we as a collective American sporting society should picket at FOX and demand Uncle Colin weigh in on this. I can see it now. It writes itself:

"Now this was interesting. This backwards hat guy gets down on a knee on the SoFi Stadium Jumbotron and is rejected by the woman of his dreams. *Dramatic pause* Are we really surprised? FOLKS. If I've told you once, I've told you a million times. Backwards hats scream, 'Not buttoned up.' Backwards hats give off an air of, 'I don't take my life that seriously.' Dude, if you're going to propose marriage in front of thousands of people at a football game, have the decency to at least turn your hat around. This young fellas wasn't QUARTERBACCHIAL enough. It's a shame. But it's a lesson he'll carry with him for the rest of his life."

Sorry I had to balance expediency of submitting this article with how long to prattle on in Cowherd-speak. Might be too inside baseball for some of y'all. Quick aside: Does that figure of speech even apply anymore? Would imply people care about baseball. Anyway, thoughts and prayers to the poor guy who got rejected. He got Cheez Whiz all over his gorgeous Puka Nacua jersey. Maybe he dodged a bullet with this lady, who's to say who's better off getting away from who? Regardless, WOOF at the public humiliation of it all.