Hasn't moved that quickly since 1960. As you grow old, some people often like to sit with family and reminisce about the good memories and how they have matured. While many who make it old enough to see their grandchildren grow into adults are beyond lucky, that also often means you are quite a few decades old. Given that I am far from that age, I can't speak on what it feels like to hit those years, but as I spent birthdays with my grandparents when they hit their nineties, it's easy to keep the celebration lowkey since mobility often declines with age. But a family on social media said the hell with mobility; we are giving our grandfather a birthday he will never forget. This is the definition of ensuring you live life to the fullest, regardless of age. After seeing how this family celebrated their grandfather turning 100, they seem like the most fun family in America. In honor of their beloved grandfather, father, or uncle to some turning a century old, they loaded him up on a party bus for a secret surprise birthday celebration. The ride to the secret location included shots and party music, so one can only imagine that Grandpa thought they were getting drunk for a wild night at bingo. Think again. This family took a whole group trip to The Men's Club in Reno, Nevada, AKA the strip club, to celebrate 100 because nothing says welcome to the triple digits club like half-naked women shaking their assets on you. When they got him off the party bus, and he saw the "men's club" sign, the family remembered recording the night he got a PEP to his step.
"He started hauling ass when he realized where we were going." I don't blame you one bit, Grandpa. You can't record in a strip club (based on what I've read on the internet...obviously), so sadly for the viewers, we don't get to see Grandpa in action in the club, but we do get a clip of him walking down the hallway, and he looks jazzed up to be there. I think more families need to adopt this way of celebrating grandparents' birthdays...surely there is a study showing some correlation between living a longer life and going to strip clubs.
The comments on this post passed the vibe check with flying colors. Check out some of my favorites.
"Looks like Grandpa was rolling in there real fast!" "I want to marry into a family like this." "Straight to VIP." "M y family had a prayer circle for my grandma's 100th. Your family is way more fun!!!" "Anna Nicole Smith smiling down from heaven." "Don't get him a lap dance, or that may be Grandpa's last birthday." "It’s the walker for me." "I know he had a good time." " God, I wish I could see the smile on his face when he saw his first pair of the night." "Get that gentleman to the gentlemen’s club!" The only lady who did not pass the vibe check in the comments was quickly clocked by the creator of this video. For a good giggle, check it out.
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